Enjin’s Brat Tamer

My name is Wren (he/they, 24 year old elder), i do whatever tf i want MINORS DNI!!! U WILL BE BANISHED TO PURGATORY WHERE U WILL BE FORCED TO DO UR SCHOOL ASSIGNMENTS!!!

[birdlord5000]

next year james patterson is slapping his name on a book called "the secret lives of booksellers and librarians," which is real bold considering that every bookseller and librarian that i've met in my time as a bookseller and librarian absolutely loathes him. including me.

[birdlord5000]

"rowan if you hate james patterson how come you know about a book of his that's coming out seven months from now?"

I Must Keep The Scope Of My Sniper Rifle Trained On The Beast At All Times

[foxofninetales]

Okay, I feel the need to explain just why James Patterson is so hated by librarians.

See, it's not just that he writes mediocre, churned-out thrillers; there are many, many authors of mediocre, churned-out thrillers out there, he ain't special.

It's also not that he "writes" them with "coauthors" and slaps his name on them - again, this is not unique.

It's not even - though this is starting to get there- that he chases every publishing trend and creates His Version of everything from Diary of a Wimpy Kid to Nicholas Sparks, which nobody likes as well as they like his thrillers but still buy because they have His Name on them like a summoning charm.

No, what makes James Patterson uniquely loathed is the combination of the frequency of publication and his popularity. Because, to be honest, I'm not sure that anyone even likes his books anymore, but it doesn't matter, because if they have the James Patterson name on them then readers will be queuing up like zombies desperate for a fix of decaying cerebral matter. Which would be tolerable if he had the decency to only write one book a year like most other bestselling authors, but "James Patterson" (quotes VERY intentional) puts out roughly two books per month. So as a librarian, not only do you have to buy every new book James Patterson puts out, you have to buy multiple copies in order to fulfill demand. Somewhere around 5% of my fiction budget is spent ENTIRELY ON JAMES PATTERSON. Every new James Patterson that comes out means a dozen or more queer romances, inventive sci-fi novellas, unique cultural viewpoints, etc, etc that you can't buy because YOU HAVE TO BUY JAMES PATTERSON INSTEAD. (See also, you just weeded and shifted the Ps in fiction to make room and now it's full again oh god why.)

And the clincher - the absolute clincher - is the knowledge that the publishers will be "finding" "unfinished manuscripts" by "James Patterson" for a minimum of fifty years after his death, so even if some right-minded bibliophile with a claymore takes one for the team, we will never, ever be free.

And that is why we hate James Patterson.

[iheartallthethings]

I was wondering about this when i saw the first version of this post

[joshpeck]

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

[daemosghost]

Welp it happened, the coffin has officially been hammered closed on both Kissanime AND Kissmanga. So now I guess is a good time to say this: if you used those two sites as your primary source/only source for watching anime, here's a few sites.

Gogoanime, 9anime, and animepahe, though I prefer animepahe due to no lag issues when watching in a higher quality, plus no false sites faking as the original site, like with the two aforementioned sites.

For manga readers who were using Kissmanga, I'd go to Mangadex or mangago, I use both since mangago sometimes doesn't have everything.

But ye those are a few sites I'd recommend checking out.

[wrennssinbin]

I hate being mentally ill!!! And a medical mystery!!!

Everytime i try to fix something myself it just breaks more.

I have no hate for anyone, i dont have room in my heart for it—i’m trying to show my love for humanity but obviously doesnt work out as intended

And i know this is my fault. And im doing my best to fix it—and i know i cant do this alone and im trying to allow that but i keep getting fucking betrayed by those i respect and i hurt them even more!!!

I’m tired of this!!! But i AM getting very adequate mental health treatment next week (not inpatient or res)

[vesse-moricaleo-lusifero]

Some of you made a goal. I see it parroted often. I wish to stop you for a moment. If your "New Years" goal is that you will "Waste Less Time And Be More Productive and 'Stop Being Lazy'" I wish you to know that you will waste more time. Regardless.

Hear me well:

Time is not wasted based on what you did with that time. It is about if you appreciated the time you spend. You may laze and lounge like a content cat for four hours and it be time well spent. Time becomes wasted if you cannot appreciate it for what it does. If you enjoyed yourself doing nothing for four hours, then you have not wasted time. Waste comes from a lack of gratitude. Not productivity.

I hope this helps.

[the-lost-kemetic]

Who is… Wadjet?

I wanted to do this sort of personal mini-series where I talk about the Netjeru that I worship and how I worship them. The Netjeru are all gorgeous, divine beings and worshipping them has made my life so much more enjoyable and fulfilling.

So, who is Lady Wadjet?

Often depicted as an erect cobra with a sun disk on her head (or a woman with a cobra head), Wadjet was said to be the guardian of Lower Egypt, which made her a counterpart to Nekhbet, guardian of Upper Egypt.

There’s one myth about Wadjet that I know of: and that’s when she helps Aset protect Heru from his uncle Sutekh. They took refuge in the delta swamps of the Nile.

Wadjet was revered as the goddess of childbirth, a protector of women, and of kings as well. Her depiction as an erect cobra symbolizes her as being ready to strike against enemies. Her name means “green one”.

The uraeus—a protective symbol of a cobra atop a crown—symbolizes the divinity of royalty in Ancient Egypt. The uraeus represented Wadjet herself.

[ultfreakme]

god the Junpei-Mahito arc was such peak storytelling. like fully encapsulating the evils of modern capitalism. To this day I think it is the arc which best portrays the story Gege was going for.

The protagonist is in high school, he's young and he's been promised a better life when he grows up. but he's saddled with a mentor who's on that 9-5 grind and is exhausted with the mundanity of it all.

and then you think "but one must enjoy youth then!", and enter Junpei who's just been tortured in school.

Yuuji is someone who treasures life, he doesn't understand why anyone would want death, or choose the "wrong/bad" thing. This arc forces Yuuji to reckon with the fact that life just kinda sucks man. Sure, not everyone has an ancient curse waiting to take over, but curses in JJK were initially conceptualized as manifestation of human evils. This is pretty much the only arc which does that part right. It balances the action and magic of a monster with the social commentary of the 'monster's origin being human indifference.

Like it is ESSENTIAL, that Yuuji cared deeply about this kid he knew for a grand total of one evening. The story goes out of its way to make sure you register Junpei Yoshino as a complete human.

Junpei's role in this arc is to make you as the reader question how far your sympathies extend. Junpei is far from the perfect victim, he's not like Riko, who's this perfectly happy child where it's very easy to want for her to live.

Junpei does have kindness, love, empathy and joy in him. But he is also filled with resentment and anger, which turns into apathy when he's wronged to the point he's completely fine with killing people. Ultimately, he's just.....a very flawed person.

It is very easy to not care about Junpei. But Yuuji does. It urges people to reconsider what it means to extend kindness, and how we evaluate who we extend this kindness to.

All these people stuck in their own kinda hells, born from man-made evil, come together because of a curse that's the manifestation of the indifference humans possess for each other.

And the answer to defeating this curse is to say "I care, I care about you."

Yeah, maybe it didn't save Junpei, or Nanami, or anyone really, but it mattered that Yuuji cared about Junpei, that Nanami cared about Yuuji, Junpei cared about Yuuji, that Junpei's mom cared about Junpei.

This kinda gets lost after Shibuya but the core of the story was always this, and it's what drew me to it

[wrennssinbin]

@fratboynolanpatrick my hand slipped

[wrennssinbin]

WHY IS THIS STILL DOING NUMBERS!!! AAAA

[piristephes]

Piristephes’ Masterpost

 Hello, friends! Welcome to my masterpost. If you wanna read about me, please click here.

Please follow my portuguese hellenic Blog / Sigam meu blog Helênico em português -> @hermeneutas 

Now a list of my original posts, may you find some of them useful and whatnot.

On Divination

- Gods and Divination 

- Prayer to Apollon for Divination

- About divination and oracles in Hellenic Polytheism

- Hellenic Divination: Ornithomancy

Nymph cult info

- How to connect with nymphai and nature spirits (PT and EN)

- Honouring the Nymphai, the Maidens of Nature

Monthly observances and household worship (Based on Hesiod’s Works and Days, and other sources)

- Noumenia: The New Moon festival

- The Agathos Daimon

- Yet another Agathos Daimon post

- Honouring Athene (and Ares) on Tritogeneia 

- Honouring Hermes on Ermou Tetras

- Making an Herma for Hermes

- The 5th lunar day, to the Eumenides/Kindly Ones

- The 6th and 7th lunar day, to Artemis and Apollon

- Devotional act suggestion for Artemis

- Honouring and approaching Apollon

- You don’t always need to do big rituals (a post for Apollon)

- Dikhomenia, the Full Moon festival to Selene

- Prayer to Selene, Artemis and Hekate on Dikhomenia

- Deipnon, the Dark Moon festival to Hekate

- Mesomedes of Crete’s “Hymn to the Sun”

General worship tips, suggestions for rituals and personal experiences.

- Basic greek for worship 

- General tips and where to go to after initial research

- Suggestions for Haloa

- Suggestions for Olympeia

“Song of Mounykhia” to Artemis

- Honouring the demigods before exercises

- On the nature of blessings

- Quote: Pillars to Apollon

- Hermes, the Ram-Bearer

- Ares, a warrior

- The time Hera helped me

- Quote: Circe and Cheese

- Quote: Ares, a God of Women

- When I was robbed and thanked Hermes

- Honouring Apollon, Artemis and Leto

- A personal rant about Apollon and Helios

 That time when Hermes made me come out of the polytheist closet

The Apotheosis of Diomedes

Posts from @hermeneutas in English, originally in Portuguese.

 Blog introduction

Books and recommendations

 Differentiating Hellenismos, Hellenic Polytheism and some other stuff

 Why you shouldn’t just mix folklore and polytheism

The plurality and the polytheism

 Regarding deceased pets

 Altars and cult spaces

How do I know if my offering has been accepted or denied?

Worshipping Tips - The Delphic Maxims

About divination on Hellenic Polytheism

The monthly cycle of the household cult

What should I do with the offering after it spoils on my altar?

The afterlife and the Underworld

Regarding the matter of Magic in Hellenic Polytheism

Do you think all gods are just different manifestations of the same energy?

Regarding hero worship

Regarding priesthood in modern times

Food offerings

Where to start with altars

Regarding patron-Gods

Hellenic values

Ethics and morals in a polytheist religion

Regarding daimones

Do not take myths literally

Offerings: Pankarpia and Panspermia

Gods and their epithets series

INDEX

About the Primordials

INDEX

Devotional art and poetry

Devotional texts

Poems

Art in general

Hymns

My minor hymns series

*turns the mic on*

TERFs are not allowed here nor in hellenic polytheism as a whole, as they are in direct opposition to Xenia. Bigotry has no place here. Consider taking your time reading the Xenia Declaration too!

I hope this list was helpful!

Errosthe!

[wrennssinbin]

WHO WANTS SOME HELLA BLASPHEMOUS AND SACRILEGIOUS ARKHA CORVUS READER (afab, yeah ik its disappointing, but i do my best to make it not just white person coded at least) INSERT SMUT FEATURING A WORSHIP KINK??? I got Inspired and wanted to see if anyone else wanted to take the journey down under with me!!! (If i get just like as much as one reply from someone who wants me to do it i will start immediately, i just need to know if this is some shit people want)

[wrennssinbin]

Okie im gonna to work on this next week and get it finished by the 25th at the latest.

fellow arkha simps: get ready for some sinful (literally) smut

[wrennssinbin]

Probably will be delayed for a bit bc my physical health is acting up again (still dont know whats wrong with me in that regard), but it will be worth it

[wrennssinbin]

Yeah this is postponed indefinitely for this year. One of my close friends + coworkers died in her sleep Tuesday night. I don’t think i can bring myself to create anything like fanfics rn. I’m sorry

[martindykewood]

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

[martindykewood]

you are a tar pit and you live this way because you choose to.

[martindykewood]

honestly i have been responding to some of these replies at face value bc i do also think you have a duty as a human being to be nice to people. but if you think this post is scolding you to be nicer to people then youve already lost the plot. this post is about how assuming that everyone you meet is hostile and wants to hurt you is bad for you. it ruins your life and it is a choice you are continually making.

[bandsbandsbandsbandsandsmut]

Hi love your blog! And I was wondering if you could do a smut where the lead singer of imagine dragons and (y/n) eat Taco Bell and then go home afterwards and he eats y/n out and once he finishes he comes up to kiss me but is so tired he can't get up from kissing Y/N and accidentally shits on my clit! 😁 thanks!❤️idk if you listen to them though!!!

I love imagine dragons but wtf do you mean shits on my clit?

[wrennssinbin]

Omg i’m so glad this is still up (i was friends with Madison and helped write fics for this blog back in the day. If u see my deadname no u didnt. Also madison if ur reading this: haiiii)

[dionysianivy]

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬

Anubis: God of death, mummification, cemeteries, funerary rites, embalming, protector of graves and tombs, psychopomp, guiding souls to the Underworld (Egyptian)

Hel: Goddess of the underworld and death, ruler of the dead (Norse)

Hades: God of the dead, ghosts, necromancy, funeral rites, king of the Underworld (Greek)

Morana: Goddess of winter, rebirth, death, dreams (Slavic)

Keres: Female spirits (daimones) of violent or cruel death (battle, accident, murder, disease) (Greek)

Yama: God of justice, death, underworld, judgment of souls, afterlife, ghosts (Hindu)

Persephone: Goddess of the underworld, Queen of the dead (Greek)

The Morrígan: Goddess of war, fate, death, destiny, destruction (Celtic)

Hecate/Hekate: Goddess of the underworld, darkness, death, necromancy, ghosts, crossroads, spirits, and magic; guide of souls, intermediary between the living and the dead, holder of the keys to the Underworld (Greek)

Cailleach Bheur: Goddess of winter, storms, death (Celtic)

Thanatos: God and personification of non-violent death, psychopomp guiding souls to the Underworld (Greek)

Izanami: Goddess of death, motherhood, creation (Japanese)

Mors: Goddess and personification of death and darkness (Roman)

Kali: Goddess of death, time, rebirth, destruction, transformation (Hindu)

Ammit: Goddess of the afterlife, death, underworld, execution (Egyptian)

Hermes: Psychopomp god, guiding dead souls safely to the Underworld (Greek)

Osiris: God of the underworld, death, rebirth, resurrection, judge of the dead, afterlife (Egyptian)

Pluto: God of the underworld, wealth, the dead (Roman)

Mictlantecuhtli: God of death and the underworld (Aztec)

Mictecacíhuatl: Goddess of death and the underworld (Aztec)

Dionysus: God of madness, savagery, death and rebirth, transcender of death, associated with reincarnation and the eternal soul, embodiment of the assurance of life after death (Greek)

Melinoe: Goddess of ghosts, restless spirits, the dead, nightmares, funerary rites, fear and madness (Greek)

Odin: God of death, war, wisdom, knowledge, battle (Norse)

Veles: God of the underworld, death, protector of souls, psychopomp, spirit communication (Slavic)

Yanluo Wang: Ruler of Diyu (underworld), God of death (Chinese)

Charon: Psychopomp, ferryman of the underworld, carrier of souls with funeral rites (Greek)

Ereshkigal: Goddess of death, Queen of the underworld (Mesopotamian/Sumerian)

Makaria: Goddess of blessed death, peaceful afterlife (Greek)

Donn: God of the dead, psychopomp guiding souls to the afterlife (Celtic/Irish)

Freyja: Goddess of fertility, death, love, war (Norse)

Namtar: God of disease, fate, death (Mesopotamian)

Nephthys: Goddess of death, mourning, night, magic (Egyptian)

Badb: Goddess of war, death, prophecy (Celtic)

Arianrhod: Goddess of stars, death, moon, reincarnation, psychopomp (Celtic/Welsh)

Nehebkau: Primordial serpent God of the afterlife and funerary rites (Egyptian)

Gefjon: Goddess who oversees those who die as virgins (Norse)

Nergal: God of war, plague, the underworld (Mesopotamian)

Anput: Goddess of funerals and mummification (Egyptian)

Meng Po: Goddess of death and rebirth, who gives souls the drink of forgetfulness before reincarnation (Chinese)

[classicalcanvas]

First Steps (1890) by Vincent van Gogh

[margindoodles2407]

YOU DO NOT GET TO LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS.

[seeking-elsewhither]

HERE IT IS!!!

[the-bibrarian]

The reason it is not as well known as other paintings by Van Gogh is probably because it’s actually a « copy » of a drawing by Jean-François Millet, an artist he admired greatly.

I put copy in quotation marks because the two artworks are very different. Van Gogh made 21 copies after Millet’s works from the asylum in Saint-Remy, and he called them « translations ».

The original title of the painting posted by op is actually First steps, after Millet.

Here’s the drawing that inspired him :

First steps, c. 1859-66, Jean-François Millet

[kokolyn37]

I provide you a chibi Jabber

He's so cute, I want to bite him like he's a gingerbread cookie <3

[hollandsmushroom]

SMUT WORDS

A- Abdomen, Ablaze, Ache,  Acute, Ass, Adore, Absorb, Admire, Arousal, Aroused, Apex, Amorousness, Affection, Appreciation, Adulation, Ardency, Ardor, Afternoon Delight, Anal, Anal Beads, Arousing, Attract, Admiration, Adulate, Adonis, Adoration, Adrenaline, Adorn, Approval, Affinity, Afire, Agape, Aggravate, Aggressive, Agile, Allure, Angel, Aphrodisiac, Arch, Aroma, Ascend, Ascendant, Amatory, Alluring, Affectionate, Aching, Animalistic

B- Breasts, Boobs, Butt, Beloved, Burst, Bottom-Out, Balls-deep, Brain, Bite, Benevolence, Boner, Bare, Baby, Baby-Girl, Butt Plug, Bang, Bone, Bob, Brush, Burn, Burrow, Bury, Beautiful, Bare, Bruised

C- Caress, Cock, Cunt, Clench, Clit, Cherish, Comfort, Cuddle, Coddle, Cum, Creampie, Curve, Curl, Climax, Copulate, Choke, Coarse, Chapped, Cock-Slut, Cuddly,  Captivate, Carnal, Copulate, Cup, Clasp, Cling, Cradle, Cry, Cute, Charming, Caring, Cum-Slut, Capitulation, Captivating, Come-hither, Core

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[tommygvn]

★subby!arkus x fem dom!reader

tags/warnings: men begging, mommy kink, pet names (my love, baby) no panties on, cunniligous, arkus can't come without you so you make him ride your thigh

☆

“Are you really that impatient?”

Sitting on your comfy couch, you peered down at Arkha’s wide, muscular back between your legs, on his knees as he lifted your shirt. He let out a deep exhale the sight of your pretty pussy basically weeping for him–a tent formed in his boxers instantly. “It's so pretty, my love. Can I please just taste it?” You pursed your lips at his request. You know how he gets it, losing all control when it comes to your pleasure–you weren't when you got this power, but you had to admit it was fun to toying with him a bit. “Are you sure you deserve it? You haven't been a good boy lately. "Of course you were just teasing, but your boyfriend took everything you say so seriously–depriving him of you was like a death sentence. He just wanted to please you so badly.

He laid out his hands against your thighs, eyes pleading, “please mommy~, I'll make you feel so good, I promise” his usual stable tone cracked in his throat, causing a satisfied smile to appear on your face.

“go ahead then” you pulled his face exactly where both wanted it. “make me feel good~”

And he did. Wasted no time to part your folds with his fingers, kissing you glistening cunt, before dreamily closing his eyes, indulging him. A soft moan spilled from your lips as his tongue worked between your puffy folds, sucking and slurping your clit as his hands pushed up the plush of your thighs apart, spreading you wide open for more access. You mewled , grabbing on to his textured hair, “right there, baby~” you hissed, “s-stay right there, fvckkk” you rolled your head back as the buzzing pleasure spread throughout your lower half.

Meanwhile, Arkha was completely drunk off your syrupy cvnt–licking stripes, and producing throaty hums against you, as spit and your sweet slick rolled down his chin. He just loved tasting you, he loved your luscious moans filling his ears, the way your body shakes in pleasure–he was getting harder by the second. He reached for his bulge in his boxer, stroking himself in the pace as his tongue, stifling a quiet sob. He's gotten so sensitive. His other arm pulled your lower half closer to his mouth, desperately trapping you in his hold as he rapidly sucked every ounce of your sweet juices against his skilled tongue.

You screamed his name, “ah!~ slow down baby, slow baby, slow down” but Arkha couldn't hear you over the wet squelching between his tongue and your folds, munching as if it was the last day on earth. You clawed the chair arms, feeling you getting closer to your climax, eyes rolling to the back, “yes! Yes!, im getting close!” you couldn't help tear up at the intense pleasure, “you want me to come in your mouth?”

“hmhmh~” he hummed, adding a vibrating sensation that really tipped you over the edge. “hmp~Yeah? mommy gonna come all over that tongue~ f-fvck!~”. Your eyes tightened as your saccharine nectar coated his lips, trapping your legs between his arms, overestimating you until he drank up every last drop.

Eventually you both wind down. You happily catching your breath, as he laid his dizzy head in your lap. “You did such a good job, Corvy. Such a good boy” you brushed your hand against his face as he melted into your embrace. But you bellowed to get a good look of him, noticing him having a torn expression. You sat yourself, concernily cupping his face “What's wrong? Is everything ok”

He doesn't answer immediately, but instead looks away like an embarrassed puppy. You tilted your head, moving your view on his body. Shirtless, panting, with a small wet spot on the middle of his boxers, dick slanging in the cold air, as precum dripped pathetically from his tip. He averted his gaze from from your piercing stare, “I-i, i wanted to do it with you” he murmured

You wickedly cooed, “Aww, you wanna cum too?” Arkha looked with eyes you never seen before. Filled with utter humiliation and desire simultaneously. It was madness. You kind of felt for him, he was good for you after all.

But then again.

You fixed yourself up, slightly worn out but never enough to not tease him a bit. You brought back his attention with a couple pats on your thigh. He looked so confused, following your lead anyway, before setting his entire body weight onto your leg.

There, he whined as his cock accidentally brushed against the harsh fabric of your skirt. He tried adjusting himself, just to be stopped by your hand intertwing with his. You set his other on your shoulder, as you softly kissed his neck, and collarbone, earning a stifled mewl, you helped guide his waist in a more comfortable position.

“Do you understand what to do?” Arkha eagerly nodded, slowly working himself to roll his hips, rutting his leaking girth on your thigh. He shook, he whined and sobbed, anchoring his large frame above you. “I-I can't do it” he breathed hoarsely, nuzzling his teary face against your neck, “mommy, please i need you~” You laughed, "I'm right here. Come on, love, keep going for me~”

His face burned with dazed with need, dick swollen and throbbing for you. He obeyed of course, grinding and humping himself to no return–getting more vocal with every desperate rut against your skirt, until he spurted hot seeds on your clothes.

A sight so intoxicating. You had him doing it again and again and again.

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the request