A dead bird

I like to lurk on the internet. call me wren. american. doing college. I don't know what I'm doing. I never do. i long for the times when i could switch towns and introduce myself with a new name and no one would question a thing.

[wrenofthedumbasses]

I'm gonna organize my tumblr bc im sleepdeprived and in a cleaning mood. wish me luck @mari-golden @wyrm-in-a-closet !!

[wrenofthedumbasses]

hah. lies.

[wrenofthedumbasses]

today i got student loans so i could pay for my wisdom tooth surgery at the end of the month.

merica

[ectoimp]

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

[trupie]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.

[wrenofthedumbasses]

current safe foods

these weird blueberry scones in the cafeteria that have yet to fail me

chobani flip

thanksgiving turkey dressing/stuffing

chick-fil-a grilled chicken wrap with honey mustard

mcdonalds value menu double cheesburger with no pickles

pickles (but the little gerkin ones)

great value cinnamon rolls

fazoli's gluten free pesto alfredo

current danger foods

corn

oranges

the salisbury? steak??? in the cafeteria

cafeteria pizza

corn again

any bread that isn't hawaian or whole grain

mac and cheese :(

catfish & hushpuppies

omelets

eggs that arent deviled

apples

[nature-travel-photography]

Emerald Lake Banff - Author: HumanSoulAI

[wrenofthedumbasses]

Hello to the 51st U.S. state!

.... Venezuela????????

[wrenofthedumbasses]

where's that spirk depression!au post that said theres only one bed in the flop they're liars there's two

TWO BEDS

i watched the episode with me own TWO EYES

thats another bed frame right there, even if it's not fully shown.

[wrenofthedumbasses]

wh9mst the frickity frack bombs a country on christmas?!?!??!???? its purposeless too. even if there was a christian genocide in nigeria a specialized strike team taking out atta kers and protecting christian families would be more effective than straight up dropping bombs

praying for nigeria rn. praying that some sense is knocked into the heads of those in power. praying for the end of death in our world

[wrenofthedumbasses]

my mother would go into bass pro without a hat on

[endykelopaedia]

forgot how white this website is and expected there to be more uproar about the US bombing my home country, nigeria, on christmas day. my mistake!

[endykelopaedia]

Sokoto state, a majority Muslim state in north-west Nigeria was bombed on Christmas day. It is still unclear how many bombs were dropped and where. Confirmed is a bomb dropped on a Mosque in Jabo, killing 5 people.

Trump has claimed that this is in retaliation of the "Christian genocide" happening in Nigeria, committed by "radical Islamists" of the ISIL (ISIS), and the specific choosing of Christmas day was to reify that this is a religious based retaliation.

This Christmas, I am in Nigeria. My family is majority Christian. We are without fear of being persecuted on the basis of our religion. So, what is going on?

There is no Christian genocide in Nigeria. Nigeria is a complex country that faces a lot of violence, exploitation and subsequent neglect from our government. But it is not Christians being targeted in our country. This insidious piece of misinformation has been dutifully organised by US officials for months and gained steam on platforms like X and Truth Social.

I do not believe though, that this action was done to fight Islamic terrorists or protect Nigerian Christians. The reason being:

Sokoto state is not a state with ISIL activity.

This is another display of US throwing its weight around, conveniently, onto the most oil-rich country in Africa.

Do not believe everything the US tells you about its foreign affairs. The US will gladly spill blood on the flimsiest of justifications just to continue gorging its empire.

Please keep love in your hearts for the Nigerian people.

[nature-travel-photography]

So beautiful ❤️ Location: Morristown, NJ - Author: bubble-gum-doll

[wrenofthedumbasses]

so not awake i started reading backwards down-up instea dof up-down. i confused myself when i finished my oneshot in two paragraphs instead of the whole work,,, like that cant b it. i woke up this mornung in dead bug/baby on back position with ny mouth wide open and no understanding of where i was i stg i thought i was in bass pro and my mom didn't havr a hat so she couldntbuy anything

[wrenofthedumbasses]

just now realizing that in junior year when a girl asked me in the middle of class what my type was and i was being as vague as possible trying not to alert my crush (male, in the class) that he was my type i might've been vague enough to fuel all those rumors that i was a lesbian which are apparently still going around

nope, just autistic

[same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day]

Follow for the same picture of the rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]

[kosmogrl]

[taddymason]

Crystals study

i'm so tired

[redstonedust]

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)