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He threw his head back and groaned, “Don’t tell me you’re apart of that weird ass cult too? They keep trying to convince me I’m a god, ah-uh- Zeus or someone like that.” He hung his arms around Hermes shoulder and propped his chin on top of the other’s head, “Are you, what, like, Dionysus or something? You alcoholic.” Finally, his Mythology class was paying off.
hermes couldn’t help but snort. “let me guess, someone is trying to say you’re posedion? what’s so wrong with being compared to a god?” he asked curiously, his head tilting up as the other’s arms hung off his shoulders. “not quite. but i am hermes. guess that still makes me a drunk.”
“Shit, yeah, that’s right, Poseidon.” He moved to take a seat across from his friend and tipped his head back deep in thought as though the answer would trickle down into his brain, “Nothing’s wrong with it, I guess. It’s just odd, right? I feel like it’s definitely taboo- Wouldn’t the gods be peeved to find out that they were being compared to two mortals? Especially to one that doesn’t have his shit together- The other one is hot so maybe Poseidon would be okay with that?” He sneered, “So what brought on this wonderful idea of chugging a bottle of bad decisions?”



















