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[isaidnopeeking]

[isitweirdthatim]

This will literally make your day

[binches-deactivated20220521]

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

[lizziemcguirevampireslayer-deac]

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[meatwhacker]

when kids stare at you for a long time

[becomingonewithmybed]

[filmbear93]

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

[gollumsnewbestfriend]

I feel safer already

[frankoceanfanclub]

[guy]

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

[rcah]

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

[hvstla-deactivated20130330]

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies 

You’re a pussy

[susemoji]

boom clap the sound of my ass

[alyciadebnamcareys]

[highschoolemo]

[simsgonewrong]

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

[foreveralone-lyguy]

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

[vergen]

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

[melancholicdragons]

what if dicks had mouths

[eyes-like-pilot-lights]

but robin thicke already exists

[bitrates]

[yoururlsucksandsodoyou-deactiva]

[homeworkmyass-deactivated201505]

so much tension in one photo

[preciousprincesa]

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

[drakesbabie-deactivated20170915]