“Bojack...?" ( Y/N ) grumbled sleepily, their eyes adjusting to the dark room as they sat up.
"No - shit - just... go back to..." The horse(man) tripped over something in the dark, landing face first onto ( Y/N )'s bed. "...sleep." Bj mumbled, barely audibly, into their cushy mattress.
Even if it weren't for his clumsiness coming in, they could've told you he was drunk. ( Y/N ) reached over to turn on their bedside lamp, squinting at the now dimly lit room. "That doesn't sound like sleeping..." He sat up and looked over, squinting at them. "...it doesn't look like sleeping either. Why are you staring at me ?" ( Y/N ) couldn't help but chuckle at his drunk self, flipping the covers off of them, and sliding off of the bed.
"You're not sleeping in my bed smelling like that, Mr. Horseman." This was a weekly occurrence at this point. At least once, if not more, Bojack would show up wasted and ( Y/N ) would feel the need to help clean him up. Whenever he spiraled, or found himself back at rock bottom, they always had their door unlocked for him. And, like clockwork almost, he always showed up.
Groaning, Bj rolled over, facing their ceiling with squinted eyes. He glanced to the end of the bed and raised a brow. "Help?" ( Y/N ) just rolled their eyes.
"Come on, big guy." They reached out and took his hands, helping the large male up off their bed.
"Are you saying I'm fat ?" He wobbled a bit on his feet before gaining his balance again.
"I'm saying you're large." ( Y/N ) had already started walking away as they spoke. "You're 6'7!" They sat down on the edge of their bathtub. "Shower or bath?" Bojack struggled to get his clothes off, all the while stumbling his way half-clothed to the bathroom.
"Shower." He finally succeeded in removing his pants - somehow managing to trip over in the process, landing in front of ( Y/N ) on the bathroom floor. "Ow."
"You good?"
"I'm fine - my pride, however, may never be the same." While they had been waiting, they had started the shower already - Bojack laid on the floor, completely distracted by watching them undress. He didn't even realize what he was doing, until they snapped him out of his daze.
"Bj !"
"Huh - ? Oh."
Finally, as if nothing had happened, he stood, and drunkenly stepped into their shower.