WriteWithMyToes

All the shit, from Hailey

[patrickmasturbateman]

[writewithmytoes]

i-grab-de-skillet-and-bash-u:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

[omniastudios]

The Celestial Oracle ring with handmade tiny full moon glass sphere.

Only a few more available. Only at Omnia Oddities.

www.omniaoddities.com

[fawnbabe-deactivated20190422]

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier. 2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks. 3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do. 4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream. 5. Fart when you have to. 6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it! 7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

[catwomanement]

[officialtuxedo]

I shot my first turkey today!

[officialtuxedo]

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section

[writewithmytoes]

teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?

me: the bourgeois

teacher: what

me: what

karl marx: nice

[securethewig]

Transition Timeline - 1 year HRT

First Injection Dec 13, 2013

[fearlesslygenuine-deactivated20]

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

[asymphonyofwolves-deactivated20]

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

[straightedgemama]

This is like really sound advice though

i’m sad

[ninbama]

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

[timestudy-deactivated20121119]

Congressman Bobby Rush dons a hoodie in support of Treyvon Martin, violating House dress code. 

[0rdinaryy]

I had to reblog this, this is what I call a boss.

[idisagreewithmymind]

[writewithmytoes]

No, thats how sisters work.

[writewithmytoes]

So apparently, my membership resignation from the LDS church never went through, because they are still looking for me by contacting my lds emergency contacts. Wow, I guess saving my soul is an emergency. But now I know my name is still on record, against my request. This new letter of resignation…

[goojabee-deactivated20170313]

How long ago did you send it? Their process is slow, like 3 to 4 months. Also, those contacting you might be going off of old records. The LDS church lost a lawsuit by not allowing a resignation, they usually jump to action when suit is mentioned. Some more info for you on the process.

   http://www.exmormon.org/remove.htm

Hang in there, usually the pestering stops once the process is over.

[writewithmytoes]

Like 4 years ago. And thanks for the link.

[askyfullofwinterstarsss-deactiv]

[twentyoneculture]

This is why I love this show

[ultrafacts]

Source 

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[northwest-cryptid]

I’m buying a castle.

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

[writewithmytoes]

My future

[writewithmytoes]

Seriously?

So apparently, my membership resignation from the LDS church never went through, because they are still looking for me by contacting my lds emergency contacts. Wow, I guess saving my soul is an emergency. But now I know my name is still on record, against my request. This new letter of resignation is NOT gonna be so nice. Rumor has it they send these letters back, as if they never got them, and make difficult to remove your own membership record. Ugh. I may have to step foot in a local church (shudders) and make a bishop send the damn thing himself, on record. Bastards

[ultrafacts]

The goal of the prison is to rehabilitate & ease inmates back into normal life in society so they don’t suffer the equivalent of ‘culture shock’ after their sentence ends, which will decrease the crime rate by decreasing the number of criminals who commit crimes after their sentence.

Jobs on the island include working on the local farm, the bicycle repair shop or in the timber workshop, & they get paid a small salary in which they can spend in the mini-supermarket. In their spare time, the prisoners can visit the on-island church, school or library and to relax, they can head to the beach or play sports including tennis and football.

Bastøy Prison now has by far one of the lowest re-offending rates in Europe.

Source+more info on this prison Follow Ultrafacts for more facts