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Ficlet Starter Lines
Send me a number and a character or ship and I'll write you a ficlet!
"You know that's not what I meant."
"Nice try."
"The world doesn't care."
"I'm here, aren't I?"
"What the hell did I just walk into?"
"That makes absolutely no sense."
"Are you trying to tell me something?"
"That's just not fair."
"Who said anything about fair?"
"Wow. That's low, even for you."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"What? I have never-"
"How could you do this to me?"
"Is that really what you think?"
"I do not have an answer for you."
"What kind of question is that???"
"Ok, well... Fuck."
"Settle down, there, drama queen."
"In my defense, I really wanted to."
"At least I didn't break any laws."
"What did you do this time?"
"Boom! That's a victory in my book!"
"It looks the same on paper."
"Oh no, what have I started..."
"And yet, that is not the weirdest thing that's happened to me today."
"Please. I need you to believe me."
"How do we get out?"
"I don't hate you."
"Don't call me that."
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POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
AUGUST 6th, 2021 12 am Eastern Time (US) 5 am Greenwich Mean Time 6 am Central European Time 8 am Moscow Standard Time 1 pm Australian Western Time 2 pm Japan Standard Time 3:30 pm Australian Central Time 4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021 11 pm Mountain Time (US) 9 pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
@rat-on-fire your time has come my friend
@one-time-i-dreamt please spread this
@pmseymourva you know what must be done
Marked it on calendar
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Fluffy Drabble
Slight nsfw warning
C belongs to @ultimateartist-yet-pan
“Can we make cake? I like cake.”
Mettaton and Fizz
“This is not what I meant when I told you to fall for me.” - Espio
Cosmos gasp, as she was stuck on a building, slowly being pushed to the edge by badniks. She notice Espio, and smiles gently.
She jumps down, and watch him as he notice her falling. He yelped, and jumped to catch her. She smiles, when she enter his arms, and was on solid ground.
He frowns, worried. "You okay??"
The cat smiles and giggles. "I love you~"
"This is not what I meant when I told you to fall for me"
"Well, I did~"
“Please hold me, it’s been a day”
Blitzo and Striker
Don't worry
Nsfw Warning!
It’s all coming together
With the rest of the “big 4″ episodes of Helluva Boss finally arriving, we can already deduce from the previous ones the very important story bits that hint at what may happen in episodes 6, 7, and 8.
Firstly, Stolas admitted in episode 1 that he knows he is giving them the book illegally. This already sets up the fact that he can get in huge trouble with both other Goetians and the Deadly Sins if they were to find out how he is using his grimoire. Considering that eventual conflict with Mammon and Asmodeus was already hinted at in both Loo Loo Land episode and the trailer for season 1, Stolas’s whole arrangement with Blitz could have very dire consequences.
Secondly, in episode 2 we see that Stolas is fully aware of hired assassins being after him, and all of them are most certainly sent by Stella. Since Stella desires his downfall so much, it could very easily be possible that she eventually collaborates with the Deadly Sins against him, as well.
From Robo Fizz we see that he is owned by Mammon, however Fizz also says that he is shipped from “Big Ozzie’s” factory, and from the trailer we already deduced that Ozzie is short for Asmodeus. From all the posters in Loo Loo Land we see that Robo Fizz also has erotic mode features, and this shows that he is basically a collab product of Mammon and Asmodeus’s profit.
Additionally, the IMP did immense damage to Mammon’s property by destroying both Loo Loo Land and its robotic Fizzarolli, and it is certain that he would wish revenge for such an act.
Which then leads us to Wally Wackford. I have already described my thoughts on him in another theory post, so I will not go too much into details on why I believe he is Mammon in disguise, so I refer to that post for more details.
Now, notice how Wally began suspiciously following them around Hell right after the whole Loo Loo Land disaster, and this not only gives him access to knowing exactly how IMP is operating, who they are getting access to Earth from, and whether the Sinners they deal with are valuable to him. He manages to be exactly where they are, hears them from places he could not possibly hear them (especially when bursting in to recruit Loopty and Lyle), and hosting the Harvest Moon Festival exactly when the IMP are there. All of this goes beyond what an ordinary imp (or even an extraordinary one like Striker) could be capable of.
In addition, we can only speculate what Lyle and Loopty are able to build for him, and at worst it can be a whole robotic armada.
This coincides with Verosika’s rather enigmatic appearance and a very odd answer on how she managed to suddenly leave rehab and be hired by one of the more “infinitely successful companies” to lead a team of succubi for Spring Break. Now, who could be the owner of an infinitely successful company full of succubi? (I bet your answer would be Asmodeus)
Verosika may have easily lied when she said that she was released from rehab merely because she was famous. I believe she was bailed out, specifically by someone who had both the influence to do so and who needed use of her, and that someone could very well be Asmodeus. She quite literally is the most convenient spy on the IMP in episode 3. This way Asmodeus would gain knowledge of Stolas’s grimoire being used in illegal ways.
Which leads us to the importance of episode 5. The conflict with Striker not only gave us information on demon royalty being vulnerable to angelic weapons, but the angelic rifle itself is now left in IMP possession after Striker escaped them. This cannot be a simple one-off thing.
Since a conflict with Asmodeus and Mammon is inevitable, this gives the angelic rifle that the IMP now possesses a whole new role to level the playing field. This rifle can be the only thing that can help them in battle with Asmodeus and Mammon, their only shield.
And finally, how the Cherubs can fit in all of this.
The Cherubs are now stuck on Earth, very vulnerable to any potential attempt of capture by the high level demons that are able to come to Earth and use them for getting more angelic tech. As we saw, Cherubs are capable of spawning their own arrow weapons. This cannot be a coincidence that this ability is shown to us.
Having all this in mind, the culmination of all this build-up in final battles is bound to be phenomenal. In addition, they are already recording Season 2 and we can prepare for quite a wild ride.
“you owe me a kiss.”
Striker, Fizz, and Blitzø
"Well... Well... Well, look who crawled back"
Fizz and Striker
“Kill everything dear to you and then you will know how it feels.”
Striker and Moxxie
Willy: stop treating me like a little kid! I am an adult, and I want you to treat me as such!
Fredbear, sadly: .... Ok, I'll respect that and you. *Stops treating Willy like a child*
Willy: wait nu!
Prompt List #2
A/N: While a majority of these are mine there are a few I have found online/was inspired by
Prompt List #1
Fluff
“I’ve learnt to love you.”
“They’re good for each-other.”
“(She/he/they) don’t compare to you. No one does.”
“Shut up and hold me.”
“I’m not leaving. Ever.”
“I promised to love you forever.”
“You’ll find your way back to me, I know you will.”
“I’ll take care of you.”
“Can you sing that song for me again?”
“I don’t know if you know this but, I love you.”
“I know it’s 2 in the morning but do you want to…”
“It looks good on you.”
“You’re the reason I’m still here.”
“I love you and all but…”
“You saved me.”
“Would you like to stay?”
“I’ll take the couch.”
“I’m quite comfortable here.”
“How did I manage to get you.”
“Maybe I’m just lucky.”
“It’s us agaisnt the world.”
“Are you hurt? What happened?”
“You fainted, are you alright?”
“What do you remember?”
“I think (she/he/they/I) rubbed off on you.”
“Don’t let go.”
“I promise.”
“Am I dreaming?”
“I don’t want to wake up.”
“Find me again.”
“Don’t forget me.”
“Well it’s a good thing I don’t plan on doing that.”
“Please don’t say goodbye.”
“I wish we didn’t we have to say goodbye.”
“You didn’t think you’d be able to get rid of me just yet did you?”
“Because I fell for you, isn’t it obvious?”
“I could never get tired of you.”
“Are you alright?” “I will be.”
“No you don’t understand, I have to get back!”
“I’m not your princess.”
“You say you hate it but your red face is telling me otherwise.”
“For (her/him/them), (I’ll do) anything.”
“(She’s/he’s/they’re) worth the wait.”
“I can be your reason why.”
“This is not what I meant when I told you to fall for me.”
“I don’t know if I want to yell at you or kiss you.”
“Is it that hard to believe that I love you?”
“Stop flirting with me, I’m not going to fall for it.”
“Is somebody jealous?”
“Can you quit being sappy for five seconds?”
Angst
“Why does it sound like you’re saying goodbye?”
“It’s always a losing game with you.”
“If it means anything, I love you.”
“I must’ve loved (her/him/them) a lot.”
“You’re in-love with somebody else.”
“(She/he/they/I) lost (her/his/their/my) soulmate.”
“It wasn’t supposed to end this way.”
“I’ve moved on.”
“This isn’t the person I fell in-love with.”
“It doesn’t matter unless I’m their last right?”
“Why are you still fighting?”
“You were the one who walked out, not me.”
“Please don’t make me choose.”
“You’re choosing (her/him/them) over me?”
“You don’t get to call me that.”
“You lost the right when you walked out of my life.”
“What happened to forever?”
“Don’t you remember me?”
“Would you have said yes?”
“Please don’t make me choose.”
“You can’t just act like nothings wrong when it isn’t!”
“You’re with me for a reason, right?”
“Why would (I/she/he) fall for someone else?”
“I haven’t seen you in months.”
“You’ll always be a friend.”
“Did you love me (me/her/him/them)?”
“I’m sorry.” “For what?” “Everything.”
“I’ll see you soon, I promise.”
“You have to let me go.”
“It’s all in my head. This isn’t actually happening, you’re not real!”
“Look me in the eyes and repeat what you just said.”
“Why are you letting (her/him/them/me) do this to you?” “Because I love (her/him/them/you).”
“Would you do the same for me?”
“What happened to all of our promises?”
“This was our forever.”
“Don’t tell me to calm down!”
“It’s been years, can’t you just give me a chance.”
“I’m not ready to get hurt again.”
“Because I know when I open my eyes this will all turn out to be a dream and I’ll lose you again.”
“I’m not ready to lose you.”
“No, not again. Please!”
“You just had to go and ruin everything.”
“Why do we have to keep hiding? I’m tired of being kept a secret.”
“You know this means nothing right?”
“It’s not my fault you believe(d) everything I (say/said).”
“You promised forever.”
“Why is it so hard for you to believe me?”
“Wake up! Please don’t do this to me.”
“Why did you have to go and fall in love with me?”
“I shouldn’t still be in love with you.”
General
“I still find myself falling asleep with you on my mind.”
“Do you not remember me?”
“I thought you said wouldn’t fall in-love.”
“(She’s/he’s/they’re) just a friend.” “We used to be friends to be ‘just friends’ too.”
“I’d never fall in-love.”
“I’ll wait for you.”
“Just take my hand.”
“You’re weak.”
“Was that part of the bet?”
“At least I kept my promises.”
“Take me back.”
“I need (her/him/them).”
“Do you miss me?”
“What happened to us?”
“People say I’m heartless.”
“Another nightmare?”
“Are you afraid of me?”
“Is that a threat?”
“Hold onto me.”
“I have nothing.”
“It’s killing you.”
“Maybe you should give up.”
“I’m tired of running.”
“(She/he/they) changed (her/his/their) world.”
“Just like we promised.”
“I can’t leave.”
“You’re a bad liar did you know?”
“I could’ve helped.”
“I never wanted any of this.”
“Only you.”
“Come home.”
“I’ll see you when I get back.”
“Just say the word.”
“Well, I can scratch that off my bucket list.”
“We really shouldn’t be doing this…”
“Do you trust me?” “No.”
“It was your idea!”
“What happened to your face?”
“All you had to do was ask.”
“I don’t like you.”
“I haven’t seen you in months.”
“Why is it always you?”
“Don’t let go.”
“Who said I ever stopped?”
“Get out of my head.”
“You flinched.”
“Is it worth it? Risking everything just for a chance.”
“I did it again, didn’t I?”
“I’m not going to fight you.”
“Every time I think I’m close to finally figuring you out you end up surprising me.”
“They took you from your home and forced you to marry. How cruel of them, don’t you think?”
“No one forced me to do anything.” He scowled. “I love my husband. I love our children. You will not sway me away from them.”