Yeah wanting a loving supporting partner for louis is being homophobic. Harry never was or will be good for louis and Im glad louis realised that and left his ass for a hotter respectful man.
I KNOW!!!
I’m so glad Louis moved on from
this appalling dude…
…to this hot respectful king! 👑
But let’s not forget all the guys Louis dated in between!?
That annoying harp player? I mean was he ever not in stage mode?
Or that short thing Louis had with the policeman? Like could this guy even take a joke?
Oh God remember the kinky one? I mean it’s fun a few times but all the time? It was bound to fail.
And what about that horrible quarterback? I don’t even know where to start, but I guess Louis just was in an experimental phase.
Oh he only went out on a few dates with this ballet dancer. I thought they were cute together. But from what I heard this guy was too focused on his career.
Ha! And of course the motorcyclist Louis was seen with last summer? He was a bit too reckless for Louis. You know driving without helmet and ripped clothes and all. Louis is spontaneous and fun, but he has his principles right? We need a hot and respectful “safety first” king for Louis.
I probably forgot some. Feel free to add.
Oh god, I lost the plot when he dated that italian Pornstar. Dark times...
Oh, I thought you meant this porn star. That really was a moment.Â
Excuse me?! That Italian ex isn’t a porn star! He is a model for high quality erotic nude photography. ✋🏼
But if we’re digging into the dark corners of Louis’ love life, we have to mention this problematic dude. I’m glad Louis didn’t get involved with him much further.
But what about when he dated that Sweetie Pie from Kansas with the bow and the tiny dog?
He also had that brief phase where he dated both a Jester and a Mime.
And then he moved on to that Weird Outer Space Guy.
Seriously? Nobody mentioned the weekend he spent with the hot triplets from that Las Vegas show yet? It was all over the tabloids last fall. I don't remember their name, but the receipts from the hotel stuff were wild.
I cant believe you guys forgot this weirdo sculptor
man literally jerked off on his own art
then there's that quirky photographer who woudnt leave his camera alone
heard he was so creepy he took shots of louis sleeping
didn’t he date that juggler dude for a while?
he was a bit too cocky ngl
He also dated this mermaid
You know, I’m pretty sure he had a brief fling with a tap dancer as well but apparently he was just a little too loud for Louis’ taste in the end. Shame, they did look good together.