Behold! The fuck thy does not give!

[dizzystracted]

Leon Kennedy is an asexual man in my heart

[written-stone]

I have notes and reasons for why I, a fellow asexual, is adding Leon to asexual characters group

[gunpowdernlead]

A thought appeared in my head a hot minute ago, and I finished a colored sketch of genderbent Seed Siblings in their signature poses/outfits/all that. I didn't want them to look completely different bc they deserve to still look like themselves, etc. Also, with variants of their names. Josephine is awkward bc that's MINE, and by god, I would fight female Joseph for it

[written-stone]

Ngl, might say Yes after all....

[callileon]

the royal we

[st0nedr0s3]

WADE WANTED TO GET DICKED DOWN SO BADDDDD because wdym you're teasing logan about his dick mid fight? and saying he doesnt fuck hard enough??? I've never seen any other character have this much bratty bottom energy

[arguablysomaya]

yea sorry i dont accept jason getting a girlfriend this man is asexual + aromantic + sex negative + a jerk + a lifelong virgin + catholic to boot

nice try dc, but i’ve been ignoring canon for long enough to know how this goes

[written-stone]

About to give Jason a girl bestie that's asexual + gay + sex negative + a sarcastic bitch + a lifelong virgin + ready to throw hands with Batman on a dime

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Dabi: Pardon the intrusion.

Hawks: On this moment or my life in general?

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

LGBTQ+ Glitter Headers

Lesbian | Gay | Bisexual

Transgender | Queer | Pansexual

Asexual | Aromantic | Nonbinary

please rb if saving :)

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[thelampofthemoment]

Jason Todd is sad, asexual and angry at the world which is why I can relate

[batshitferalquotes]

Jason: Batman taught me to think before I act.

Jason: ...so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

[baby-blue-bats-deactivated20231]

Jason is the type of person to pretend to be old.

Like he does the old man voice and everything

Tim: Come look at this

Jason: *Scrunches his face and squints his eyes before sighing and shaking his head*

Jason: Lemme get my glasses *reaches for his glasses* Timothy you know I'm old and decrepit. I can't see shit.

---

Jason: *Drops something*

Jason: Oh, there goes my arthritis again. . .

---

Duke and Cass: *Doing a new Tik Tok dance*

Jason: . . . What in the hell-

---

He starts moving into the territory of grandpa skits he's seen online (Brandon Rogers, Dope Island, etc)

Jason: *Squints at a statue of a woman*

Jason: I think I used to date her-

Tim: What was she like?

Jason: She was a BITCH-

---

Stephanie: Gra-ta-ta

Jason: What-? What the hell is that?!

Stephanie: What?

Jason: What you just said! What is a gratata?

Stephanie: You mean 'Gra-ta-ta'?

Jason: What?! Bitch did I say-?! I said 'gratata'!

---

Cass: *Sneaks up behind him and scares him*

Jason: Oop there goes my last pamper-

Damian: *Turns around with a look of concern, confusion, and disgust*

---

Jason: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS *Hits Bruce upside the head with his cane*

---

Jason: *Standing peacefully*

*A pillow hits him in the face and causes his glasses to fall off*

Jason: . . . Okay, which one of you trick ass bitches threw that?

Everyone: *Silent*

Jason: . . . See that's why yo asses was adopted.

---

Jason: *Feeding ducks at the park with his cane beside him*

---

Jason: *Glaring at the side of Bruce's head*

Bruce: . . . Do you need something-

Jason: You're my biggest regret.

Bruce: . . .

Jason: I shouldn't have never had you. You gave me all these stupid ass grandkids-

Dick: Hey-!

Jason: Shut up Richard, you don't even know how to tie yo damn shoes.

[polyamorouspunk]

Polyamorous people who have decided to only be in a triad are valid

Polyamorous people who have decided that they love all their partners equally are valid

Polyamorous people who have decided to remain single for the time being are valid

Polyamorous people who try and collect as many partners as they can are valid

Polyamorous people who are scared of being in more than one relationship are valid

Polyamorous people who have created their own way of being Polyamorous are valid

Polyamorous people who otherwise don’t identify with the LGBT+ community are valid

Polyamorous people who have found “the one” for them and are happy being monogamous despite their identity are valid

Polyamorous people who have decided to remain single for the foreseeable future and don’t have any intentions of changing that are valid

Polyamorous people who want to marry all of their partners are valid

Polyamorous people who are picky about who they date are valid

Polyamorous people who don’t stay in long-term and commuted relationships are valid

Polyamorous people who identify as cis/het and not at all with the LGBT+ community are valid

Polyamorous people who get jealous easily are valid

Polyamorous people who are scared of being cheated on are valid

Polyamorous people who don’t want to marry any of their partners are valid

Polyamorous people who have different levels of love for each partner are valid

Polyamorous people who decide they want to live on their own away from their partners are valid

Polyamorous people who are nervous to set boundaries because they’re afraid of the response or the result will be are valid

Polyamorous people with no boundaries are valid

Polyamorous people who’s Polyamorous identity ties in to a larger queer identity are valid

Polyamorous people who only want to marry on of their partners are valid

Polyamorous people who are worried that they aren’t “poly” enough, that they’re faking, that they’re doing it wrong, that they’re scared they’ll hurt themselves or others, that are scared the world will say “I told you so”, that they’ll be called a freak, they’re- we’re- all valid

We

Are

Valid

[yeeiguess]

Can I add that polyamourous people who are also aspec (on the asexual and/or aromantic spectrum) are valid ? Cause we are.

[polyamorouspunk]

Yes, and many of my other posts are specifically about how amazing aspec polyams are, because, well, they are.

[thewaynemanner]

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

[Jason high on anesthesia after getting his wisdom teeth removed]

Jason: Jesus Christ on a stick, this mirror makes me look hideous. Am I really that ugly, B?

Bruce:

Bruce: That is a window, not a mirror. And what you are looking at is your brother, not your reflection.

Jason, extremely relieved: Oh thank God!

*Damian on the other-side of the window looking mortally offended*

[written-stone]

Oh this one got me good 🤣🤣

[catchymemes]

[written-stone]

I hit that at 20 years old

[deathvalleyqueen]

When you have one comfort character…. 

[written-stone]

Big dick or small dick?

[deathvalleyqueen]

SHOULD THIS EVEN BE A QUESTION… O.o WE WENT WITH CANON JOHN SEED GIFTED STATUS….

[written-stone]

I needed to ask the question for science

[deathvalleyqueen]

When you have one comfort character…. 

[written-stone]

Big dick or small dick?

[littlesmartart]

after the huge amazing response I got from my ace!Jiang Cheng comic - all of the ace people saying how amazing it felt to be acknowledged, and all of the people who came to me saying that they hadn’t realised they were ace until they read the comic - I decided I wanted to make something for ace awareness week. it’s not quite as pretty or feelsy as the other comic, but there are so many people even within the LGBT+ community who just… genuinely do not understand asexuality, I figured even something basic would help :)

happy ace awareness week! please remember: everyone’s experience with sexuality is different! be kind and support each other!

[elementalsight]

See also: not hungry but I don’t mind cooking for people I love.