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Alfred, sees Tim wounded: Oh, you poor thing.

Tim, high on sedatives: Don't bring my financial status into this.

Bruce: There's no training today, because Dick is at the police station and I have some work to do.

Tim: HE'S IN JAIL?

Damian: We have to get him out of there.

Jason: Jailbreak? I'm in.

Bruce: NO. He's doing an internship there.

Dick: We should settle this like civilized adults.

Jason: I agree.

Dick: So, a rap battle?

Jason: A rap battle.

Bruce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Tim, mixing different energy drinks in a cauldron: You know there's an indigenous word used to describe people like you.

Tim: PARTY-POOPER

Tim: *violently opens the curtains*

Tim: Wake up or we'll be late for the parade!

Conner: MY EYES

Tim: It's called sunlight and it's not that bright.

Conner: IT'S NOT THE SUN IT'S YOUR OUTFIT.

Tim, completely draped in pride themed sequin clothings: oh

Tim: I think Alfred's mad at you.

Jason: What makes you say that?

Tim: Because he’s cleaning up the mess you made and asked me to deliver this to you.

Jason, reading the note: "Young Master Jason, I hope this note finds you before I do."

Roy: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Jason: *cracking his knuckles*

Jason: Manslaughter it is.

Tim: You like my personality?

Conner: I was surprised too

Bruce: Tim, Do you have any viable product ideas to contribute?

Tim: Multiple.

Tim: Which one should i present first: 'Conditioner Gordan', 'Alfred-no-fret Surface Cleaner' or 'Bruce Bruise medication'

Board of Directors: :O

Bruce: Ah yes, more therapy sessions it is.

Steph: How dare you run a check on me?! How would you feel if I interfered in YOUR personal life?

Tim: I'd hate it and that's why I CLEVERLY, have no personal life.

Jason: This is Dick, short for Richard.

Jason: This is Steph, short for Stephanie.

Jason: This is Cass, short for Cassandra.

Jason: Tim got lost on the way so I'll introduce him later.

Jason: and this is Damian. He's just short.

Steph: *during a game* Quick, name a yellow fruit!

Tim, panicking: Orange?!

Jason: *sends a voice message*

Bruce, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Jason: Oh don't worry about it!

[later]

Bruce: *presses play*

Jason's recorded message: BRUCE, THERE'S A F*CKING FIRE IN THE MANOR AND–

Jason, taking off his helmet to reveal another helmet underneath: Does this answer your question?

Roy: I never asked a question.

Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I'll bring the dazzle.

Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?

Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.

Tim: *gets a papercut*

Dick: *who recently got his wisdom tooth removed*

Dick, tearing up: DEAR GOD, hasn't he been through enough–

Damian, to Jason: Don't be cocky. it doesn't suit you.

Tim: *clears throat*

Damian: On HIM, I can pull it off.

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