(un) lost

| Evelyn | CA | INTJ | Dancer | Bisexual |

[swordknight-m-deactivated202010]

cursed emoji this….. cursed emoji that….. how about nice emoji :)

(free to use w/o credit!)

[webofstarwars]

Parallels between Spaceballs and The Last Jedi.

[burn-4u]

“It’s like poetry, it rhymes.”

[baelatargaryen]

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

[baelatargaryen]

exactly.

[stayatsam]

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

[wingedcatboy]

Here’s another pill: companies and ad teams know that your 20s are extremely stressful and they purposely target you because they don’t care about making us all alcoholics as much as they care about profiting off of us.

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

cooler pill that I’d wish I’d known about when I was younger: if you’re struggling with alcohol, AA isn’t your only option. AA can be a bit dogmatic and sometimes hostile to certain communities, especially the LGBT.

there’s a group called SMART Recovery that has free meetings just like AA, but it’s all science-based and secular.

and here’s the thing for college students: unlike with AA, it’s okay if your goal is moderation and not abstinence. no one is going to make you feel like a bad guy for being young and just wanting help getting healthier, but perhaps not wanting to commit to being totally abstinent. google SMART Recovery, guys. they’re awesome. :)

[tachyon-at-rest]

Reblog for non-religious version of AA

[juju-fisher]

Just be careful to avoid these groups. The Church of Scientology loves to use substance abuse support groups as a front.

[lottiesquishhugs]

the main theme of the 2005 movie robots: capitalism leads to uniformity, crushing of innovation and creativity, and the killing off of the poor who cant afford to live

the rest of robots: look at this robots gigantic ASS

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[honeygordo]

[lavenderbirds]

ok u know what. golden hour is great and all, but u know what time of day is super underappreciated??? BLUE hour

that time of day right after the sun sets or right before it rises…. *chef kiss* love that

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[mens-rights-activia]

This is me every time I’m making a new song on garage band for iPhone

[trainthief]

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

[ceremonial]

Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

[spencersbitch]

Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

[keptins-log]

[my-homosexual-romance]

[tim-lucy]

Jake and Amy - Jim’s speech about Pam on The Office

[veryfunnymemes]

[c-bassmeow]

ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isn’t about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Angelica can’t fucking fight. The only girl she’s ever scalped was Cynthia, and that’s cause she’s inanimate.

[ghey-menace]

Angelica just acts hard cause she’s around literal babies all the time who can’t challenge her, that’s why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, she’s the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.

[flawlessglamazon]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the “seeds” on Strawberries aren’t actually seeds. They are actually a type of dry fruit called achenes 

An achene (also sometimes called akene and occasionally achenium or achenocarp) is a type of simple dry fruit produced by many species of flowering plants.

[theshantiestme11ophone]

So you telling me that my fruit got fruit

[andthisisabitofboth]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[valtsv]

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

[chessys]

feel free to fall in love w me im just chilling

[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

[empireephemerides]