Not Found In The Final Cut.

This is what happens when your therapist is a camcorder. 🏳️‍⚧️

[wrongsideofthelens]

hey. um. hi.

i guess this is my blog now.

i’m Jay.

i record things. not for fun—well, sometimes for fun—but mostly because it helps me remember. or makes things feel more real. or less real. depends on the day.

not great at talking to people but weirdly good at trauma bonding, so, y’know. there’s that.

Tim @wrightinthehead

Brian 1 @diagnosedeeznuts

Brian 2 (Into The Brianverse) @tearfulfrowns

Alex @my-chemical-kralie

Howdy! I’ll be portraying Jay as;

27 years old!

FTM transgender!

Autistic + ADHD

Mun is an adult, any pronouns are fine, enjoy your stay!

Skully will be referred to as Runa!

[wrongsideofthelens]

What do you think of The Brians

Brian #1 is a WHORE. And not in the fun, flirty, teehee way. I mean in the biblical, cities-will-fall, angels-weeping, slut-for-sport kind of way.

Brian #2?

I am having the most emotionally-charged, spiritually-lesbian, soul-bonded sapphic lezzed up sex of my entire existence with him.

Hope that clears things up!!

[diagnosedeeznuts]

i love you too. spiritually-lesbian-style.

thank you for lezzing up my entire nervous system.

[wrongsideofthelens]

thank you for spiritually scissoring my brainstem.

solid 11/10. lezzed me up real bad. will never emotionally recover.

[wrightinthehead]

Let’s go spiritual nervous system lesbians.

[tearfulfrowns]

They hate me 🤧

[wrongsideofthelens]

NO, we love you <3 its okay to embrace the ways of the hoe, i support hoe rights AND wrongs

[tearfulfrowns]

That.. that does not make it any better other than the we love you part.

[wrongsideofthelens]

no no no listen—this is LIBERATION. this is PEAK feminism. hoes are heroes. sluts are soldiers. i support hoe rights and hoe wrongs because freedom means choosing to be a little whore in broad daylight and knowing god can’t stop you.

brian you’re not being judged, you’re being CELEBRATED. i love hoes. i aspire to hoe. we love you <3 now take your pants off and own your truth.

[diagnosedeeznuts]

we are LIFTIN you up. we are CROWNING you. we are handing you a lil glittery sash that says “WORLD’S MOST SLUTTED OUT.” this is sisterhood. this is community. this is hoe pride.

Like you’re telling me I can be a little slut in daylight and it’s an act of rebellion? That’s art. That’s politics. That’s a movement.

So yes. Take your pants off. Not for shame—for glory.

For feminism. For freedom. For the hoes.

[wrongsideofthelens]

this is hoe liberation. this is feminist praxis. this is community in its rawest, sluttiest form. you taking your pants off is not just a personal victory—it’s a cultural reset. it’s a radical act. it’s gay rights and women’s rights and slut rights rolled into one!!

take your pants off, brian. not for shame—but for glory. for the movement. for me. for the ancestors. 💖

[wrongsideofthelens]

What do you think of The Brians

Brian #1 is a WHORE. And not in the fun, flirty, teehee way. I mean in the biblical, cities-will-fall, angels-weeping, slut-for-sport kind of way.

Brian #2?

I am having the most emotionally-charged, spiritually-lesbian, soul-bonded sapphic lezzed up sex of my entire existence with him.

Hope that clears things up!!

[diagnosedeeznuts]

i love you too. spiritually-lesbian-style.

thank you for lezzing up my entire nervous system.

[wrongsideofthelens]

thank you for spiritually scissoring my brainstem.

solid 11/10. lezzed me up real bad. will never emotionally recover.

[wrightinthehead]

Let’s go spiritual nervous system lesbians.

[tearfulfrowns]

They hate me 🤧

[wrongsideofthelens]

NO, we love you <3 its okay to embrace the ways of the hoe, i support hoe rights AND wrongs

[tearfulfrowns]

That.. that does not make it any better other than the we love you part.

[wrongsideofthelens]

no no no listen—this is LIBERATION. this is PEAK feminism. hoes are heroes. sluts are soldiers. i support hoe rights and hoe wrongs because freedom means choosing to be a little whore in broad daylight and knowing god can’t stop you.

brian you’re not being judged, you’re being CELEBRATED. i love hoes. i aspire to hoe. we love you <3 now take your pants off and own your truth.

[wrongsideofthelens]

What do you think of The Brians

Brian #1 is a WHORE. And not in the fun, flirty, teehee way. I mean in the biblical, cities-will-fall, angels-weeping, slut-for-sport kind of way.

Brian #2?

I am having the most emotionally-charged, spiritually-lesbian, soul-bonded sapphic lezzed up sex of my entire existence with him.

Hope that clears things up!!

[diagnosedeeznuts]

i love you too. spiritually-lesbian-style.

thank you for lezzing up my entire nervous system.

[wrongsideofthelens]

thank you for spiritually scissoring my brainstem.

solid 11/10. lezzed me up real bad. will never emotionally recover.

[wrightinthehead]

Let’s go spiritual nervous system lesbians.

[tearfulfrowns]

They hate me 🤧

[wrongsideofthelens]

NO, we love you <3 its okay to embrace the ways of the hoe, i support hoe rights AND wrongs

[wrongsideofthelens]

What do you think of The Brians

Brian #1 is a WHORE. And not in the fun, flirty, teehee way. I mean in the biblical, cities-will-fall, angels-weeping, slut-for-sport kind of way.

Brian #2?

I am having the most emotionally-charged, spiritually-lesbian, soul-bonded sapphic lezzed up sex of my entire existence with him.

Hope that clears things up!!

[diagnosedeeznuts]

i love you too. spiritually-lesbian-style.

thank you for lezzing up my entire nervous system.

[wrongsideofthelens]

thank you for spiritually scissoring my brainstem.

solid 11/10. lezzed me up real bad. will never emotionally recover.

[wrongsideofthelens]

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Okay, okay. Solid 8/10! Great line but you have Evil intentions!!

[wrongsideofthelens]

What do you think of The Brians

Brian #1 is a WHORE. And not in the fun, flirty, teehee way. I mean in the biblical, cities-will-fall, angels-weeping, slut-for-sport kind of way.

Brian #2?

I am having the most emotionally-charged, spiritually-lesbian, soul-bonded sapphic lezzed up sex of my entire existence with him.

Hope that clears things up!!

[wrongsideofthelens]

Jay no offence but I think you or Brian need to be supervising Tim and Alex 24/7 😭 clearly these two CANNOT be left alone for everyone’s safety (including their own lol)

No yeah you’re totally right and I’ve tried but every time I attempt to supervise them they unionize against me and start doing shit harder.

I told them not to light the mattress on fire, and they said “don’t worry, we already did.”

Told them not to swordfight with steak knives—suddenly we’re in Act III of Les Misérables and Alex is bleeding from the forearm and Tim’s saying “that’s not even that much blood, you’re being dramatic.”

They cannot be stopped.

Only slightly delayed.

[hjartasalt]

Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[taraxippos]

(david attenborough voice) This big orange cunt... is a Tiger

[xenosagaepisodeone]

now is the era of playing and toys

[apas-95]

(gets into a coma) (wakes up) (tearful loved ones embrace me and we hold each other laughing) (fifteen minutes pass) (start scrolling on my phone)

[charl0ttan]

i bet it feels good as fuck to speculate when you have a theory

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

can you imagine being in high school rn jesus christ

[wrongsideofthelens]

So. Who folded first?

( @wrightinthehead )

it was Brian. 1000%. no debate.

he folded like a lawn chair in a hurricane. he said—and i quote—“it’s coming off, with my teeth.”

out loud. on main.

he can play it cool all he wants, but he cracked first and he cracked loud.

I am UNDEFEATED. i will never be bested by a WHORE

[wrongsideofthelens]

Wrong ideas and uses for holy water, asking for a frjend

hypothetically speaking, if someone were to… say… put holy water in a spray bottle and use it like spiritual bug spray, that’s fine right??

like. “begone foul entity” psh psh psh right in the face.

or like. pour it in the humidifier and vibe cleanse the whole room?

Cooking pasta.. is it still holy water if you boil it? like does god leave when the bubbles start?? do the noodles become righteous?? will the sauce speak in tongues? idk. maybe.

As a chaser. immediately after tequila. spiritual and spirits.

you could also use it as lube sure but it just doesn’t have the viscosity for that but i mean what’s stopping you if you wanna be like “fornicated under divine supervision, father. god watched.”