memes

[wrznememes]

GARTH ENNIS’ PUNISHER MAX SENTENCE STARTERS. feel free change pronouns & tenses as desired! CW: mentions of graphic violence, war, mental illness, and death.

up is down and black is white. 

one day you wake up and that’s how you see the world.

don’t talk stupid.

i go out and make the world sane.

don’t be too surprised when the past comes back to bite like it always does.

i wait for the end.

god have mercy on him.

there is a great beast loose in the world of men.

every generation our country goes to war.

how the hell do you hate someone that much?

i was alone a lot. i had the tendency to drift away.

i just can’t figure you out.

most of the time, you’re miles away, aren’t you?

i know what the world needs now.

i show the world a face not made by god.

i will escape these fields of slaughter.

i know that look.

the parties are the stuff of legend.

there are times i’d like to get my hands on god.

just say the word and i can fix it.

this place is hell and we need a man like him to see us through it.

though we make the world despise us, we can’t lose.

why can’t we stay out of the rest of the world?

i’m your last chance.

nobody really knows anything about you.

i went as far as i ever want to go.

you remember i mentioned there’d be a price?

i’m your only friend in the world.

i’m talking about going after real monsters.

fighting for the people who run the world gets you stabbed in the back.

you made it personal.

all that counts is you can’t stop me.

hope you remembered a first-aid kit.

you’ve lost a lot of blood.

why are you helping me?

people say all kinds of shit.

asshole’s been eating his spinach.

she’s precious like gold.

you know i never leave you alone.

it’s time to shut the fuck up.

someone should suffer. not just die.

a lot of people have to die.

it’s been a long time since i’ve hated anyone the way i hate them.

i’m not a damsel in distress.

one piece of dog shit looks much like another.

that’s what that kind of horror does. it leaves you less human.

tell me what too far means to you.

the most i can do for anyone is hold them as they die.

[wnnabe]

[wrznememes]

THE SOPRANOS SENTENCE STARTERS. trigger warnings for mentions of depression, ableism, and violence.  ( FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED ! )

“what line of work are you in?” “look, it’s impossible for me to talk to a psychiatrist.” “have something more than just cran-apple juice.” “oh, get out of here with that fat.” “italian pastries are brain food?” “i wipe my ass with your feelings.” “if you bless it, i’ll eat it.” “whatever happened to gary cooper? the strong, silent type.”  ”that was a real man.” ”i understand therapy as a concept.” ”could i be happier? yeah. who couldn’t?” ”i’d like to smash your face into fucking hamburger.” ”i know i broke your coffee table and... it’s not gonna happen again, don’t worry.” ”what’s different between you and me is that you’re going to hell when you die.” “you don’t shit where you eat. and you really don’t shit where i eat.” “i have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.” “we go around feeling pity for ourselves, but at our back there’s a great wind carrying us.” “we can’t come back here.” ”oh, poor you!” ”i fucking loved you.” “that’s the man i’m going to hell for.” “i gave that fucker pieces of my soul.” ”you’re not a truthful person.” “i felt like i was being pulled toward something.” “i know you better than anybody. i know you better than your friends.” ”it felt like ginger ale in my skull.” “it’s too much to deal with, almost. and in the end, you’re completely alone with it all.” “i want to direct my power and my fucking anger against those in my life that deserve it.” “you don’t love me anymore? well that breaks my heart, but that’s too fucking bad.” “you don’t have to love me, but you will respect me.” ”obviously, i’m prone to depression.” ”it’s all a big nothing.” “after all the bullshit, is this all there is?” “sometimes, we’re all hypocrites.” “fucking internet.” “i got something to confess.” “fuck the world.” “i don’t know who the fuck i’m angry at. i’m just angry, okay?” “life is absurd.” “they say you won’t hear it when it happens.” “this is too fucked up for me to even think about.” “don’t confuse money with caring.” “so what, no fucking ziti now?” “you can tell everything about a man by the way he treats a woman.” “they think you’re weak, they see an opportunity.” “get the fuck outta here.” “you ever feel like nothing good would ever happen?” “i’m surviving.” “i don’t want to just survive.” “i’ve got a lot on my mind.” “they say there’s no two people in the world who are exactly the same.” “hey, don’t ever say you hate life.” “that’s blasphemy.” “a woman has to keep her individuality.” “this is a life lesson.” “everything turns to shit.” “i’ve got the world by the balls and i can’t help but feel like i’m a fucking loser.” “i see some guy walking down the street with a clear head, whistling -- the happy wanderer -- and all i wanna do is grab his throat and rip his face open, pummel into him for no reason.”