willmack rpf truther

i'm at a very willmack time in my life

[wshglazer]

the concept of wsh blurred in the background staring at wenny's pride tape this feels very poetic to me

[wshglazer]

i knew i recognized that hoodie... my little sugar plum will smith hockey is wearing brandy melville I LOVE THIS MAN MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF😭😭😭😭

[wmhockey]

Random bouncer at the bar: Man, I grew up watching Patrick Marleau. Absolute legend—am I right?

Mack, zero days sober: Will Smith’s landlord.

[seifetyroom]

Y'all look i found the real unedited photo!

[wmhockey]

You know what? The more I think about it, the more I sympathize with Ryan Warsofsky.

Imagine your star player aka Hercules from Mount Olympus, Achilles of the Iliad, Captain America of…well, you get the idea—is out there twirling his hair, batting his lashes, and folding in half out of laughter in front of ✨ Will Smith Hockey ✨ ex-BC frat boi, full-time TikToker, Dubai chocolate connoisseur, a man who refuses to body-check anyone or throw a single punch, and yet somehow has an insane mind for strategy and pulls off no-look passes like it’s a walk in the park.

If I were Warso, I’d want to blow him up with my mind too. He probably wanted Macklin to be their game-winning, ticket-selling, jersey-printing machine — and he IS all of that, except when he’s too busy swooning over Will, which is approximately 99% of the time.

So honestly? I get it. Will may have an opp in Warso, but he’s also got Macklin Celebrini wrapped around his little finger. He’s exactly where he wants to be, and doesn’t need to be saved. A win is a win.

[wshglazer]

it keeps happening y'all they keep showing us what TRUE bromances look like, like can you imagine if willmack did this???? THEY WOULDNT BC IT WOULD MEAN SMTH AND BE SO AWKWARD😭😭😭😭 it's like how you can kiss your best friend on the cheek and it means nothing but kissing your crush fills you with nerves

[wshglazer]

Rpf goggles on, pure delusion on my part but I'm having fun 🥽

Will commenting "Fella" on Macklin's instagram post that features him in it, as well as a song about loving life again.

What's Macklin's ex-girlfriend's name?

Ella.

F Ella.

OR:

No more girls, no more lies, no more pretending to be straight...

Mack able to be himself and free in his queer identity.

If the song Mack picked wasn't about loving life again, and he didn't include the picture of Will and he looking totally in love... maybe I wouldn't be reaching like this... but... given the cryptic messages on Will's comments section we've already tried to dissect... I'll have my fun

[wshglazer]

i just realized smth um mmmm IS WILLS HAND ON GABES THIGH???? HELLOOOO???

will and mack are both practically on top of gabo and i know he's rlly skinny but there's no way neither of them are not touching his thigh...

[wshglazer]

Ryan leonard doesn't even try to pretend to be a good person

[wshglazer]

my best friend's reaction to the new pic... mind u she only knows they exist because of me😭😭😭 i put her onto this willmack shit

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THEY JUST HIT THE SECOND TOWER... GABE IN THE MIDDLE... OH MY GOD

[wshglazer]

nah because if you really think about it samisa is the definition of an rpF ship, and willmack is an RPf ship.

lemme explain.

like if you were to ship samisa you're entirely just projecting fictional headcanons onto them, because there's literally NOTHING sub-textually to suggest that either of them are queer, but rather just your average run-of-the-mill hockey bros who are teammates and the closest on their respective team because of draft class, age, past playing against each other, etc

and rpf is SO fun because you're literally just taking these random ppl you really don't know irl and making them your barbie dolls to kiss and do... ahem.. other things... like at the end of the day, you're really just creating oc's and using these hockey guys as face claims, yk? the artistic creativity of it all...

but then you have willmack. and while at the end of the day, yeah, it's real people fiction... everyday that passes by it's less and less fictional. it's like, i have read fanfics that months later came TRUE. they're attached at the hip, it's not an exaggeration. samisa themselves have said it, every other one of wm's teammates have said it.

and if they're like this in the public eye, with cameras on them... it's just to be assumed that in private... they're even more affectionate with each other.

and this isn't me speculating it's just using common sense...

like i'm not saying willmack are together, but im saying that this is probably the most realistic hockey ship out there rn, given the fact they're A) both single B) ALWAYS together C) the way the people closest to them talk about them as a partnership

[wshglazer]

People are losing it. They were posing for the photo, they knew that it was being taken everyone else has been cropped out.

Sharing a photo like that gets it less attention then vague posting being all ooohhb and aaaah and circulating stuff in DMs making it cliquey.

Like sorry you guys drew the photo.. are you ok? Oh but the big blogs. The so called big blogs know how much attention they get by vague posting.

And the idea that this was a test run for when I guess someone invades their privacy and takes a photo that would out them wtf is the attitude of sharing that photo in DMs and then probably also vague posting for internet points. You'd still be outing them against their will and knowledge to the people you dm the photo to. And if the "big blogs" were to post about it like this everyone would know anyway. Everyone knows it's not about their actual privacy.

The only morally superior thing would've been completely ignoring and not talking about it at all and not water tf people think they were doing. Or idk not posting all the content where Mack was drunk and unaware of the fact that he was caught on camera because that's a much larger invasion of privacy

thank you for having common sense, anon!!!! that's what i'm saying??? heavy on the last paragraph.

seeing people yap and yap and yap about the photo and act like they're in some exclusive club for not sharing it with the general wm public really rubbed me the wrong way.

[wshglazer]

you’re about to get blocked by every big blog on here lol this was a test run for if something bigger comes out and you failed big time

oh no i'm so scared of ppl trying to bully me 😭 i am here for fun whimsy and nothing else im not gonna gatekeep smth and whine about it constantly. that's the problem with "big blogs" yall are on some high horse bc u have some followers on an anonymous site 💀

i'm not even active on here at ALL i just lurk crazy for u to assume i care

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Why tf are they in a kitchen and why tf did they spend this much time in a kitchen. Like will lost his hoodie this wasn't just a photo op excursion into the kitchen , why?

the voices are telling me they were smoking and getting drunk on 4/20... the voices are telling me that afterwards they went somewhere more private to sloppy make out...

[wshglazer]

SOMEONE 😭 SAID 😭 MACK 😭 LOOKS 😭 SO 😭 MUCH 😭 HAPPIER 😭 THAN 😭 IN 😭 THE 😭 BU 😭 PICS 😭

[wshglazer]

y'all see anything and call it ai. you wouldn't have survived in the dark depths of the early to mid 2010s where manips were everywhere. can we bring back manips and forget about this anti whimsy shit

u cannot ai the outfits to be that fucking accurate LMFAOOOO💀