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Severus and Mycroft meeting and starting a "who has the biggest brain" battle
ModernGamer!AU Snape
So what are your thoughts about Snape being gamer in our times? What games or genre of games he would like/dislike? What type of gamer he would be?
Snape would 100% love Skyrim and Oblivion. They'd be his favourite games. I think he'd really like the portal games too 🤔
voldemort interviewing snape: special skills of any kind?
snape: i look good in black.
voldemort: excellent. you’re hired.
Severus Snape appreciation month day 14: Snape’s sassiest greatest lines
Maybe it's my age and where I went to school, but the concept of Severus Snape as horrible, irredeemable, child abusing bully leaves me going "Huh?".
He was rude and short tempered and strict, yes, but...he mostly seemed to leave children alone outside his classroom/evening patrolling. He wasn't stalking Harry & Co's every move, looking for a chance to take points. He actually took relatively few points and didn't assign many detentions.
He didn't spend paragraphs berating Neville. He didn't go out of his way to make snide commentary to Neville outside of the classroom. No student seems to have a lifelong terror of cauldrons or brewing or him. They seem pretty comfortable cheeking him, in fact.
We can't take his behavior with a very specific group (Harry, Hermione, Ron, and his boggart: Neville brewing potions) and apply it to every student. He seems generally well-respected at Hogwarts/in the community at large. For example, if a Weasley child went home with a detailed list of Nasty Things My Potions Professor Has Done, do you think Molly Weasley would let that go? Really?
(Do we ever, in the text, see him having a go at any student who isn't Harry, Ron, Hermione, or Neville? Or involved in their escapades?)
If anyone had asked me, in a school setting, what my greatest fear was, it may well have been Mrs. Darling (sorry Mrs. Darling, but you yelled a lot). Looking back, I would have thought it as silly as Neville obviously did (he was sheepish about it, not terrified).
It's just...terribly confusing. And it feels like we're watering down the definition of actual abusive behaviors in teachers.
They seem pretty comfortable cheeking him, in fact.
This is the part of the series that seems to be overlooked. I had teachers you could joke with or sass back - but the ones who were truly terrifying, the ones where you would genuinely shake before going into a lesson with them because they were so unpredictable and liable to fly off the handle...you didn’t dare say a word.
The kids argue with him, sass him, argue with others in the class, and even - occasionally - scrap with each other under his nose. I can’t even imagine trying to correct one of our terrifying teachers, let alone sassing them. Starting arguments in the class, or daring to fight each other in front of them is a new level of insanity, because that’s just the excuse the teacher is looking for to exorcise some demons and justifiably rip you all to shreds.
few things about Severus Snape
1- He was one of the few teachers to never put a student in mortal danger.
2- He walked in a “twitchy manner” as a teenager
3- His patronus was of a different gender than him (i wanna say he’s the only character that has that but i’m not sure)
4- Hermione noted that he had feminine handwriting as a student
5- he resembled his mother, but got his hooked nose from his father
6- he’s the only character depicted wearing womens clothing (twice)
7- Unlike slughorn, he always pointed out his students mistakes and how to correct them (admittedly rather rudely)
8- Throughout the series, we’ve never seen him laugh.ever.
9- if Voldemort was really the best legilimen in the world, then Severus is the best occlumen in the world
10- Aside from Voldemort, he was the only other character capable of unsupported flight
11- In the first book, he was the only teacher who noticed that harrys broom was being cursed and did something about it
12- He was obviously good with riddles, both solving and writing them. and apparently making them rhyme (idk how significant this is but it amuses me)
13- He was suicidal after lilys death (perhaps even before it, the man didn’t exactly have a good life)
the last summer
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Here's the Harry Potter Fandom being disgusting again.
YES because James and Sirus didnt bully lil ol weakling Peter and sick Remus, that OBVIOUSLY means that they couldn't have been a bully to anyone else. That is the most idiotic shit I've ever read. It's almost like bullies pick their victims, fool.
NoWHERE in the HP series does it state that Severus bullied Petunia. That was a reach if I've ever read one. That tree branch was accidental magic caused by the fact that she insulted him. God, antis say anything to fit their narrative.
"Is it possible that James and Sirius bullied Snape, and only Snape, simply because he was a bully and they were giving him a taste of his own medicine?" I think I'm going to violently ill. Yes, the poor kid from an abusive household 100% deserved to be bullied on the first day of his first year simply because he liked Slytherin. Makes me sick.
snape: if i run and leap at hagrid he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
hagrid: no! i'm holding coffee!
[drops his cup to catch snape]
Ok so I’m curious to see the results: reblog this post with your MBTI and Hogwarts house.
INTP // Slytherin
INFP / Slytherin
To Snape community
I need you to reblog and/or like this post if you like Snape.
I want to prove something.
Believe me, it’s worthy.
Hating Severus Snape and stanning James Potter makes you automatically ugly to me. I said what I said.
Isn’t it kind of funny that the majority of the Harry Potter fandom follow Death of the Author rules and are fine with heavy edits to improve lots of characters, but the second someone tries to talk about Snape, people want to follow JKR’s work word for word? Either that or they blow up the bad traits and freak when people mention the good ones? You can make Ron a feminist who was never down with slavery and you can decide Draco wasn’t actually racist and was in love with Harry the whole time. But you can’t headcanon that Snape immediately regretted joining the Death Eaters or write him as high tempered, but not abusive? People will literally call you a nazi sympathizer and say you support incels. Ron Weasley and Marauder fans will call Snape fans incel supporters.
Do you have any headcanons or stories for Lily getting with Severus after being with James?
Ohhhhhhhh yes.
Lily is dating James, and one night, she is told about Remus’ condition.
She feels a twinge when she thinks about how adamant Severus was in his theory and how it turns out he was right after all.
But she soon dismisses the thought - after all, what does it matter…it was hardly Remus’ fault that he was ill.
They’re all off out one night…she with her friends, the Marauders as a group.
Her night is a bit of a let down, so she returns home early, and heads to bed.
The Marauders return home far later, all a little worse for wear, and Peter loudly talks about the run in he had with some Death Eaters the previous week, and how he wondered if any of them were their old classmates.
She doesn’t mean to listen in - they’re drunk, and loud, and she can’t sleep…but when the conversation inevitably turns to Snape, she finds herself intrigued.
At first she’s listening to find out if he did join the Death Eaters.
But she’s quickly aghast when she hears James talking about run-ins that happened during their NEWT years. I thought he’d stopped? I thought he’d changed?
Sirius cheerfully reminds them of the Willow incident and jokes that if Snape did turn out to be a Death Eater they could always set Remus on him again.
Remus angrily gets up and goes to the bathroom, and Lily presses herself into the shadows on the landing so he doesn’t see her.
She can just hear Sirius laughing about how James wouldn’t have to save him this time, just before the toilet flushes.
Lily is aghast when she realises that they’d tried to murder Severus.
I’m just trying to show you they’re not as wonderful as everyone seems to think they are.
She goes to bed, and closes her eyes, and when he joins her in bed, she pretends she’s been asleep for hours.
She doesn’t do anything at first. Doesn’t know what to do, or where to turn.
And then her mother writes to her - and the envelope has a neatly folded page from the local paper inside.
It’s an obnoxious advert, and Lily stares at it for a moment, unable to fathom its meaning, before realising she’s got the wrong side.
Obituaries.
It doesn’t take her long to see the blue circle in biro.
SNAPE, EILEEN & TOBIAS (”TOBY”)
Son Russ would like to thank… She can’t read the words properly. Died suddenly. Not through her tears. No flowers, donations if desired to… Both of them? Together? Funeral Service to be held at St Peter’s. Some kind of accident, or…? All enquiries to Harding and Son’s Funeral Directors.
She makes her excuses, and packs her black clothes, and heads to Cokeworth.
“I wasn’t sure you’d come,” her mother says.
“I wasn’t sure I’d come,” she says, honestly. “But now that I’m here…”
And so she packs up that Gryffindor spirit and makes the trek over the river, down the familiar cobbled street, and she raps sharply on the door.
It takes forever to swing open, and the man behind it is taller than she remembers, and he’s swaying uneasily - as if he’s been drowning his sorrows with drugs or alcohol or illicit potions.
If the rumours I’ve heard about Severus are right, she thinks, it’s probably all three.
His face is gaunt and unshaven and his hair is greasy and when he finally registers who is stood before him, his jaw drops and his bloodshot eyes widen.
She wraps her arms around his middle before he can react - before he can protest - and to her surprise, he accepts the embrace with grace.
He’s thin - thinner than she can remember him being, and he gives a soft groan of anguish when she rubs her hands up his spine.
“I’m sorry,” she whispers.
Oh, he thinks. This is just pity. She’s here through politeness. A sense of duty.
So he steels himself, and pushes her away, his fingers gripping the door. “Sorry for…” and he swallows hard, “my loss?”
She shakes her head, and her hand reaches for his stubbled cheek. “For everything.”
And this time, he’s the one who pulls her close.
You guys have a problem with Snape calling Lily ‘mudblood’ one time and instantly regretting it but don’t have a problem with Draco saying it to Hermione many, many more times than Snape did and never regretting it once? Smh.
Snape: I need caffeine
Dumbledore: Doesn't it give you anxiety?
Snape: yes. But it also gives me energy
Snape: So I can feel anxious for longer