“Matt H: Hey uh, Matt, do you think that maybe I could uh, stand on the higher step of the stairs so that our heights even out? I don’t wanna look so tiny.
Matt T: No way squirt! I’m the tall one!
Matt H: B-but, you’d still be taller than me..
Matt T: NOPE. Have fun not being able to reach the cookie jar, shorty!”











