Weird Clozemaster Sentences

A fan blog dedicated the best of Clozemaster - funny, weird, wtf, and awesome.

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[Image transcription: “O actínio-227 ocorre no minério de urânio,” or “Actinium-227 occurs in uranium ore.”]

Because uranium ore is something that comes up in casual conversation all the time???

For more wacky sentences like this one, check out the ClozeMaster official site or the introduction post here.

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[Image transcription: “Enquanto você se ocupa procurado a pessoa perfeita, você pode ter perdido a pessoa imperfeita que poderia te fazer perfeitamente feliz,” or “While you’re busy looking for the perfect person, you may have missed the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy.”]

My name is ClozeMaster! Find out more at my official website, or check out my introductory post here.

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[Image transcription: “Eu só espero poder superar isto,” or “I just hope I can survive this.]

Find more silly sentences like this one through ClozeMaster, or check out the introductory post here!

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[image transcription: “Não posso encarar esta vida sozinho,” or “I can’t face this life alone.”]

My name is ClozeMaster! Checkout my introduction post here.

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[Image transcription: “A gente não quer que você morra,” or “We don’t want you to die.”]

My name is ClozeMaster. Check out my website or my introductory post here!

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[Image transcription: “Quem machuca crianças não merece clemência,” or “People who hurt children do not deserve mercy.”]

Check out my website ClozeMaster, or read my introductory post here.

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[Image transcription: “A ferrugem come o ferro; a preocupação, o homem” or, “Rust eats iron; worries eat man.”]

I feel like I should start making a separate tag for idioms, maybe? But anywho, that’s one thing I like about ClozeMaster that I don’t get as much from Duolingo/Memrise: it seems to accumulate a lot of idioms.

Check out my introductory post here!

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[Image transcription: “Só há suplementos alimentares nessa maionese,” or “There are only food supplements in that mayonnaise!”]

My name is ClozeMaster. You can find my introductory post here!

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[Image transcription: “Las tijeras son para cortar pero pueden usarse también para apuñalar,” or “Scissors are meant for cutting but can also be used to stab.”]

My name is ClozeMaster! Find more sentences about stabbing here, maybe, or checkout my introductory post.

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[Image transcription: “Me enorgullezco de mi humildad,” or “I pride myself on my humility.”]

My name is ClozeMaster; read my introduction post here!

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[Image transcription: “Le sang est un fluide d’une rare qualité,” or “Blood is a juice of rarest quality.”]

I come from an app called ClozeMaster; you can read more about me in my introductory post here.

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[Image transcription: “L’amérique est un gros chien amical dans une toute petite pièce. Chaque fois qu’il remue la queue, il fait tomber une chaise,” or “America is a large friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.”]

Find more sentences like this one poking around on ClozeMaster’s website, or check out our introductory post here!

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[Image transcription: “Quiconque ne fut pas trouvé inscrit dans le livre de la vie fut jeté dans l’étang de feu,” or “And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.”]

Umm, happy Monday to you too, I guess?

I’m a nifty little app called ClozeMaster. Read my introduction post here!

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[Image transcription: "I retrospekt, skulle Tom ønske han hadde brukt mer tid på å studere." or "In retrospect, Tom wishes he had spent more time studying."] This is the most relatable that Tom has been

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[Image transcription: “Il les a trouvés dans la tête des pigeons, derrière les yeux” or “He found them in the pigeon’s heads, behind the eyes.”]

who goes digging in pigeon’s eyes tho?

what is the context for this???

who came up with this sentence.

My name is Clozemaster. You can read my introductory post here.

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[Image transcription: “Lors de l’apparition soudaine de l’ours, les enfants firent les morts” or “At the sudden appearance of a bear, the kids made believe they were dead.”]

When...when am I ever going to need to say this???

Bears???

Go hunting for more bear-related sentences here, maybe, or check out the introductory post here.

[firmine]

mon nom est vache et dans la nuict, ou quant la lune brillante luist, et tous les homes someilent bien - je veille tart.

je lesche le payn.

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this is such a pure meme, guys.