I fear the PWHL has charmed me with their paper towel ads and conga lines.
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NASA
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Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game of Thrones Daily
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@kay-427
I fear the PWHL has charmed me with their paper towel ads and conga lines.
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
this year for halloween im going to be difficult
need them to queen out together like i need oxygen
damn google that’s rough
vampirism is a spectrum and the spectrum goes from bisexual to gay
official vampire post
I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.
Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.
Tags pass peer review, etc, because they SO perfectly capture the spirit of the show.
I miss this show. I would join a necromancy cult to revive it.
this is so fucking funny I love sharks
my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
all this about “we’re so back” and “it’s so over” but what if it’s so back and we’re so over? like what happened to my friends richie and eddie
spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
how do you feel?
i love it!!!
i like it
it's okay i suppose...
why would you do this to me?
i hate it!!!!!
nuanced answer / i don't know
sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
What are your thoughts on musk?
i hope he dies
damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex
shoobies
Sharzongas
Sharcolletage