C

secretly a hobbit

[handsomedogs]

Pitbulls are so aggressive

[xspvct]

I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.

[wtfcumberbatch]

me: u wanna fuck me?

boy: hell yeah when?

me: ummmmm I was just checking

[meanplastic]

[hurricaneclouds]

SHES NOT EVEN WEARING JEANS I HATE THIS SO MUCH

[vampirescholar]

wow its almost like women want to see themselves represented onscreen

[special-agent-spooky-mulder]

concept: a heterosexual man and a heterosexual woman. they are friends. neither is secretly in love with the other. They spend time together, just the two of them, and don’t feel the need to hook up. Their spouses don’t worry about them.

[hazedhowell-blog]

gasps heard from every tv station

[extremelycursedimages-moved]

[outofcontextbobsburgerscaps]

[hakuteeth]

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

[shadesofjoel]

sorry for responding to your text a month later my mind was tired

[towel-deactivated20260115]

Snapchat I don’t care about kylie jenner please stop showing me 9 different stories about her

[chessys]

Is It Depression or Am I Making Excuses for Myself: an autobiography

[lolrel]

a part of something bigger 

[wtfcumberbatch]

Me: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! I'm not nice!

Also me: well I can't just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I'm not an animal. Those employees work hard.

[urbanoutfucks]

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

[beeishappy]

[minfonica]