[butchyfemmeremade-deactivated20]

[threedollarsdotcom]

our dna stands for dimes nickels andpennies

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[meepcity9]

DNI if you’re happier & more successful than me

[longseasons]

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

[cutecipher]

[dissolvdboy]

i love overusing this emoji bro its so funny to me👀👀👀👀 why does it look like that👀👀👀

[angel-advise]

can i get an amen break burger

[eggboob]

here you go & have a great burgrer

[angel-advise]

this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog

[applemelodies]

saw a post so bad i whispered “i don’t like you” and set my phone down

[koiagain]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

[koiagain]

How early is too early to say I love You to your tumblr mutual

[flipchild]

[koiagain]

STOP vagueposting TELL ME WHO YOURE TOAKING ABOJT PLEAAASE😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢pleas😢😢😢😢😢😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ohmggof Hyperventilates and throws up and dies Unless everyone tells me who they’re talking about Whenever they vaguepost ever

[8syntheticanimal8]

[sobcat]

Monday... WHATEVER!!!! WHATEVERR

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[getocakes]