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funnytwittertweets

gauntletqueen

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

boy-so-pale

cryptid-cryptic

When the dissociation kicks in

oddcrush

my kink: when people miss me back

piophany

trying to sincerely convey feelings

nourrice

hello! a man is disappointing me RIGHT NOW

wtfisatumblranyway

I was literally at this moment in the process of documenting that a man was, for once, not disappointing me right now. Then I got a text from the man in question that he may have to cancel our plans this weekend I've been looking forward to all week. It's also his only day off and the only time we would be able to see each other 😪 sigh..

testostergnomes

Anytime I hear a Lana Del Rey song I’m tempted to go get a sugar daddy

the truth

Current situation

hello! a man is disappointing me RIGHT NOW

foxandflourish

pvnksheeps-deactivated20190113

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch