Wtf Am I Doing?

JD // 30's // 5'3 // UK // He/They (AFAB) // Friendly Neighbourhood Nerdy House Masc // Socials? Yes, ask first

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Hello, just wanted to make older followers/friends aware that I'm still the same JD (fka Jess) I was when I started this account, formerly known as VeteranWerewolf95. Still the same old me, just with a new username and a slight change up in my posts.

To my newer followers, Hello! Welcome in, this is a place of chaos and hyperfixations, with probably a new hyperfixation every 2 months at least.

Pronouns; He/Him, They/Them (just depends on my mood on the day)

Navigation/filter tags:

#its football not soccer: removes any football posts I've created

#Mildly NSFW?/NSFT: any content I deem slightly more adult/anything related to mild 18+ content

#NSFW/NSFT: More explicit adult/18+ content (not much but it's my blog so there will be more)

#irl stuff: shit about my life outside this hellsite lol

#work bullshit: work rants & rambles

#weeky workouts: speaks for itself really 🤷

#Daydream: for my little fantasy future blurbs

#masterlist: all my old fanfics are available there. (I may get back to it all in future but right now I'm happy where I am. Also need to update to username change at some point)

#gaming blog: links to photos I've reblogged here from my virtual photography blog.

#gaming: self explanatory really but removes any gaming content

#an idiot plays games: filters any gaming related content not related to my gaming blog.

#normalise period talk; filters out my hormonal posts.

Also, just as a psa, I don't usually speculate much on the dating lives of strangers/celebs. I don't like to invade or imagine what their private lives are like cause that's just what it is, private. I prefer not to answer many if any of those kind of anonymous messages. I may thirst over some celebs/characters in shows movies but I do not go further than that.

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Wanna be the goodest housemasc for a pretty little breadwinning femme.

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Happy birthday!

Thank you Anon!

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Shit it's officially my birthday today

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Holy shit it's my 31st birthday in 18 days....

Getting that joke in before anyone else btw

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15 days to go.....

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4 days

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Oh fuck it's tomorrow

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Holy shit it's my 31st birthday in 18 days....

Getting that joke in before anyone else btw

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15 days to go.....

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4 days

[echoing-st4rs]

Can I come over so I can cook dinner with you and hear you laugh as I crack jokes in between chopping vegetables and watch your glasses fog up over a pot of boiling pasta and notice your eyes glimmer as I pour you tea and make you ice cream sundaes and love you forever and yeah

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me and @ one day

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Super random drabble that came into my head

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"Baby?" You call from the other room, your sad sounding voice immediately making me stop what I was doing and finding my way to you.

Finding you curled up under a blanket on the sofa, eyes watery, slight frown on your face as you make grabby hands at me. I join you as quickly as possible, pulling you onto my lap and wrapping us both up warm.

"What's wrong my love?" I ask, kissing your head and gently rubbing your back. Your answer is just to shake your head and hide your face in my neck, hopefully finding comfort in my presence. "That's ok my dear, it doesn't matter I'm here"

We just sit in a comfortable silence, my hands continuing their motions over your back while dropping the occasional kiss to your head and cheek as we both drift off for a quick nap or deep sleep.

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We're both in the kitchen, I'm attempting to cook something new. You know how to cook it but have left it to me, as i wanted to branch out, so you're supervising with a glass of wine in your hand and hopefully a smile on your face as I stand facing the stove.

I tell you that I'm surprised that I'm allowed to cook this and you ask why only to chuckle when I remind you that it's supposed to be a protected family recipe from your grandparents and even you weren't allowed this recipe until a couple of years ago.

You laugh quietly before moving around the island you were initially perched on and come to wrap your arms around my waist, resting your head on my shoulder. The next words out of your mouth take me by surprise, claiming that they allowed you to share it with me, believing that I am probably one of, if not their favourite girlfriend you've had and am worthy of cooking this recipe and am the only one that has been allowed to even know the recipe let alone cook it.

I smile softly and turn to look at you with adoration before kissing you softly. Your grip on my waist tightening gently as you pull me closer whispering sweet nothings in my ear as we continue cooking together.

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Sorry for being attached I thought you liked me

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Also this age verification thing for the UK and Brazil has made me lose beloved mutuals. This is so not fucking fair.

@staff @changes you guys fucking suck. I'm losing people to talk to.

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Actually on the age verification thing, it would be good if we could change our birthday if it's accidentally put in wrong, then we can at least change it once a year without having to go through the chaos of speaking to someone via the help desk which is fucking awkward and confusing for most people to use.

Some people have severe anxiety and things around these types of things. (Myself included)

@staff @changes

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Since when did Tumblr start wanting age verification? I can't even see some blogs now to sort my shit out!

Nice of you to tell us this was coming into effect Tumblr, this is so not fucking fair!

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Are you actually gonna try and stop the porn blogs and GIFs being active for those in other countries?

Probably not but let's definitely make sure we're at least following local laws in age restriction based countries instead.

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Since when did Tumblr start wanting age verification? I can't even see some blogs now to sort my shit out!

Nice of you to tell us this was coming into effect Tumblr, this is so not fucking fair!

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Holy shit it's my 31st birthday in 18 days....

Getting that joke in before anyone else btw

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15 days to go.....

[yvanessence]

touch-starved femme x butch who can't keep their hands to themselves

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Good God I'm such a simp for her