a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.
“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”
“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”
“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”
“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”
“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”
“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”
“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”
“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”
“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”
“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”
“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”
“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”
“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”
“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.”
“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”
“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”
“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”
“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”
“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”
“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”
“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”
“Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”
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