‘they totally just winked at you.’ teddy said, taking a long sip of his drink and accidentally met the other’s gaze. in an effort to make the situation less weird, he winked back and instantly blushed. ‘oh god, i winked at them. fuck, fuck, just pretend i said something funny! i’m such a fool.’
"at me?” brows furrow, a displeased groan escaping as he not-so-subtly turns to look at the person. his expression remains unbothered, brown hues focused on the alleged winker. then, he hears the man beside him start freaking out. “shh, ey- slow down.” he slightly raises one hand, as if to signal that everything’s just fine, gaze never leaving the stranger. casually, he winks at the girl, deciding to join in on the fun. “alright, got ‘er.” a swift thumbs up before he lets his hand fall onto the other’s knee, turning his head to look at him. “alright, i reckon we should shag now?”
arón piper, twenty-three, cis-male, he/him. — ALFRED KLAUSING-TRESCH is trending! apparently, the MUSICIAN is making headlines for GETTING INTO YET ANOTHER BAR BRAWL, which isn’t surprising at all. i mean, what do you expect from someone who tweets about nothing but ABSOLUTELY INCOHERENT BULLCRAP THAT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO STIR CONTROVERSY and posts pictures of HALF-BURNED JOINTS, RIDICULOUS STICK AND POKE TATTOOS and ABSURD ILLUSTRATIONS all over their instagram? they’re so + OFF-BEAT but also - FLIPPANT. follow them @ALFKT and you’ll see what i mean in no time.
hello yes i’d like to give this intro solid ☆☆ for trying. thank u for coming on this adventure.
try not to call him alfred. boy hates it. usually goes by alf, but alfie, fred, freddie? whatever will do!
born in munich but his family moved to sheffield when he was, like, two, so he was pretty much raised there. fluent in german ( even though i’m certainly not so this ?? might be a struggle asdfg ), english and being a prick.
from a big family. has six sibling between the ages of 16-31. he’s rather close with all, except one sister whom he fucking hates, and vice versa.
went to college in the states. originally wanted to study biology because it looks better on paper, but after one semester he decided it’s not his gig and instead decided to take one year part-time graphic design course.
is in a band, plays the bass but can also do bit of keyboard and guitar. also, he’s a pretty sick rapper but it’s more like a party trick at this point.
has a septum piercing and then a ring in his right nostril. likes to accessorize, loves a good chain or three around the neck, arms all in different types of bracelets, ring on every other finger.
his fashion taste is v much street style?? he also LOVES a good hat ya’ll. vintage baseball caps, bucket hats, berets? count him in.
he’s not “”””dumb””””... but he’s pretty dumb. idk he just doesn’t make a lot of sense most of the time??
that’s also how he gets his twitter account suspended every two days lol. he legit tweets smth lowkey offensive and ppl are like !!! oh my god he’s a nazi !!!
is not a nazi. but don’t be surprised if he claims to be?
see, his humor is jst big :/
doesn’t think twice before doing the thing he probably shouldn’t have done. impulsive as heck.
snarky and sarcastic but knows how to be fun ‘bout it?? it’s more of a banter than him being an asshole. even though, don’t get me wrong, he is an asshole.
got that whole “cool hair, don’t care” attitude, but rly?? he cares. sorta.
loyal to his mates.
massive drug user!! grows his own weed, knows where to get all types of shit. need some stuff? hit him right up.
covered in silly and meaningless tattoos of which most of them he did himself.
vegetarian.
bisexual.
here for shenanigans.
smokes like a chimney. twenty-four fuckin’ seven. you can pretty much always see him with a cigarette, whether it’s behind his ear, in his filthy mouth or a work in progress. rolls his own cigs and likes to lace them with weed or ecstasy for some exxxxtra fun.
a lil off-beat?? sometimes you don’t know what’s going through his head. oftentimes, he doesn’t know what’s going through his head. he’s basically some kind of intoxicated 24/7, going with the flow.
massive ADD.
umm … likes to steal things?? not a confirmed kleptomaniac but it’s very rare that he leaves a store or any sort of establishment without stuff in his pockets.
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