mickeyjensen:
“is it bad i replaced his lube with hot sauce or did i overreact just a bit?”
"ay, i dunno, did ya’?” he mocks. “what was the idea, luv? to burn his fuckin’ dick off?”
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mickeyjensen:
“is it bad i replaced his lube with hot sauce or did i overreact just a bit?”
"ay, i dunno, did ya’?” he mocks. “what was the idea, luv? to burn his fuckin’ dick off?”
teddylowe:
‘they totally just winked at you.’ teddy said, taking a long sip of his drink and accidentally met the other’s gaze. in an effort to make the situation less weird, he winked back and instantly blushed. ‘oh god, i winked at them. fuck, fuck, just pretend i said something funny! i’m such a fool.’
"at me?” brows furrow, a displeased groan escaping as he not-so-subtly turns to look at the person. his expression remains unbothered, brown hues focused on the alleged winker. then, he hears the man beside him start freaking out. “shh, ey- slow down.” he slightly raises one hand, as if to signal that everything’s just fine, gaze never leaving the stranger. casually, he winks at the girl, deciding to join in on the fun. “alright, got ‘er.” a swift thumbs up before he lets his hand fall onto the other’s knee, turning his head to look at him. “alright, i reckon we should shag now?”
arón piper, twenty-three, cis-male, he/him. — ALFRED KLAUSING-TRESCH is trending! apparently, the MUSICIAN is making headlines for GETTING INTO YET ANOTHER BAR BRAWL, which isn’t surprising at all. i mean, what do you expect from someone who tweets about nothing but ABSOLUTELY INCOHERENT BULLCRAP THAT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO STIR CONTROVERSY and posts pictures of HALF-BURNED JOINTS, RIDICULOUS STICK AND POKE TATTOOS and ABSURD ILLUSTRATIONS all over their instagram? they’re so + OFF-BEAT but also - FLIPPANT. follow them @ALFKT and you’ll see what i mean in no time.
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