Teeth like a military cemetery

A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep.

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Howdy yall!! Its been a while since ive posted (like almost 4 years now oops) but i wanted to come back to this blog bc running it was really a good time and I miss it ;-; Anyway i thought I'd do a little catch up/get to know me post to kick things back into gear!

My name is Jupiter/Sylphie but you can call me whatever! I'm 23 and my pronouns are they/he/it; my main blog is @sylphidae if you're curious about that. I've been a WTNV fan since like 2014 ish so almost 10 years (wow that just hit me) and I'm also a fan of other podcasts including The Magnus Archives, Unwell, and Penumbra amongst others.

I made this blog because I love Welcome to Night Vale (ofc) and I wanted to share my favorite quotes and reblog all of yall's awesome art and stuff. I think we are truly one of the coolest and most talented fandoms out there!

Anyway, thanks for being patient with me and sticking around! Im currently relistening to the show so I'll try to get a queue set up, but for now, i bring you the weather...

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i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

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kind eyes of angels

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Mr. Palmer-The Scientist

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Oh we posting old Cecil art?

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The other boy, we understand, was unharmed because he is a better boy and more loved by the angels.

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This is the balance that must be made between what we desire and what we fear, between pain and pleasure, between wheat, dear listeners, and its byproducts.

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The other boy, we understand, was unharmed because he is a better boy and more loved by the angels.

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If not for municipally-planned citizen sacrifice each quarter, how else would we find satisfactory meats to feed those sad, scrawny animals?

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What's your favorite non-news Welcome to Night Vale segment?

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Children's Fun Fact Science Corner

Community Calendar

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Hey There, Cecil

Financial News (aka "in the world of finance")

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Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

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Construction crews have tried building the bridge tower base supports from corrugated cardboard, non-dairy creamer, and ceramic bowls. Nothing has worked.

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Animal control is adressing these concerns through afterschool programs called Teach A Spider To Read: Stop The Madness.

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If you notice strange auras around any of the following objects in your house - blender, shower head, dog, husband, wife, table, chair, doorknob, baseboard, vacation souvenirs or photos, collectibles of any kind (especially those depicting or involving horses), DVDs (especially Cliffhanger, There's Something About Mary, and The Wire 4th season), and any bagged lettuce from California or Mexico - please report to the council for indefinite detention.

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Remember, this is America. Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again.

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This Valentine’s Day, as all Valentine’s Days, will soon recede into painful memory, fading with time, until another foul Valentine’s Day is upon us again.

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Remember the slogan, "No Flag: Goes In The Bag. Red Flag: Run."

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Bezos and Musk are not good people

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Your daily shade of the sky forecast:

Monday: turquoise

Tuesday: taupe

Wednesday: robin's egg

Thursday: turquoise-taupe

Friday: coal dust

Saturday: coal dust with chances of indigo in the late afternoon

Sunday: void