TooManyWitches!

25 - Socialist - 18+ - they - HEI Subscriber - Hobbit Freak

[jokesterstrikesagain]

I think a big slug should eat anybody who makes a peep past 10pm

[despazito]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

tekken is real life

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[two-40-foot-slabs]

[charl0ttan]

[makebreakfastcanon]

[charmac]

THE GIRLS HAVE A SLEEPOVER!!!

[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

[boy-gender]

I think barracudas should be transmasc icons because in high school my best friend tried to kill me with her car bc she didnt like that i was transitioning to a man and then 10 years later on her honeymoon she almost lost her leg in a barracuda attack even though attacks on humans are exceedingly rare

Barracuda transmasc ally

[boy-gender]

i dont know how to edit photos this is the best i could do

[tuttle-did-it]

thank you barracuda transmasc ally

[nociceptrix]

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[unification]

we yucky slammingg

[toskarin]

[achillesinhighheels]

janicemascarenhass via IG

[theplantqueer]

[ID: Janice, a brazilian artist, drifting in the street with their wheelchair, with sparks flying out behind them and a whole rig of speakers modded onto the chair. The back of the chair says "Chillwave cripple punk". They're in a brown halterneck and ripped jeans, with braids and metal pieces attached like arm braces. /end ID]

[mask131]

It is so cool

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[writingblus]

i dont "go on walks," i dont "use character sheets" and i dont "plot before writing," i raw dog it, and if it doesnt flow, I FUCKING CRY.

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper