#Thirsting

Just a happily monogamous married bi guy with a filthy mind and an overactive imagination. TW: Hardcore Kink Minors: DNI Real experiences with my wife are in the past tense. Fantasies are in the present tense.

[wuh2knsfw]

She’s the worst secretary in the world but she wears pencil skirts.

She’s the worst secretary in the world but she always leaves the top four buttons undone.

She’s the worst secretary in the world but she wears glasses even though her eyesight is 20/20.

She’s the worst secretary in the world but she always bends at the waist when she’s picking something up.

She’s the worst secretary in the world but she nibbles on the end of her pen when she’s concentrating.

She’s the worst secretary in the world but she desperately needs to keep this job.

She’s the worst secretary in the world but she always offers to clean underneath my desk.

[wuh2knsfw]

The kinky stuff is nice but why is one of the hottest things for me still mutual masturbation or kissing/sucking on her titties while she jerks me off?

[wolfiecvnnie]

🐮🍼🥛 + 🍪🍪🍪

Milk and Cookies 🤤💦💦💦💦

[wuh2knsfw]

I wake up naked, spreadeagled on the bed. The first thing I notice is the weird, salty taste in my mouth. Looking down, there’s used condoms on my chest, stomach and legs…ten…thirteen…more?…cum still leaking out of them onto my skin.

That’s when the dull pain hits…the raw feeling on my foreskin and the head of my cock. I roll my head to the side…a large bottle of lube, mostly empty, and a box of Viagra, multiple blisters empty. I must’ve had a good night.

I loll my head the other way…a half empty bottle of wine and an empty wineglass sitting on the bedside table…with some kinda weird crystals in the dregs at the bottom of the glass.

That’s when I remember the girl I picked up in the bar last night. Can’t believe I picked her up coz she was out partying with such a big group of guys and girls. Wait!…did I pick her up, or was it her idea?

We went back to my place…I opened a bottle of wine and…and…

[subbyd0vey]

If you make me beg to get bred, I am GOING to cum on your cock, this has been a PSA

[wuh2knsfw]

@wolfiecvnnie I’d make you beg me not to not breed you. I’m so close…but I’m telling you I’m gonna pull out. But you’re all tied down and can’t stop me from painting your magnificent udders instead of filling you up.

What do you say?

[moved-to-feralpuppygf]

uh oh i’m targeting myself with this one :,)

[wuh2knsfw]

Completely ignore me and keep scrolling on your phone while you jerk me off and I play with your tits. I’m not even here when I come all over you, no need to clean up.

[wuh2knsfw]

She really got into the idea of not even knowing her hand was being used to get me off and gave the green light (without me even asking) for me to go into her while she was out cold (the first ‘C’ is the most important!!! See too many assholes commenting).

Got her nice and lubed up, carefully positioned her legs, teased the clit wirh the head of my cock til it got hard, telling me she’d be opened up in there. Then slowly, like a centimetre at a time, dipped my cock in her pussy. So slowly…achingly slowly. First time…dunno how much it’ll take to wake her up.

Found out soon. Moment I pushed the whole head in, past the base of the mushroom, she woke up (damned girth!).

It was still fun coz we’d talked about this beforehand. I pulled out, she quickly remembered what was going on. She couldn’t fall back asleep again obviously, but she role played it really well. Lying limp, only making mumbly noises like a sleep-talker.

So fucking hot even knowing she was still awake.

[wuh2knsfw]

Got my second sleeping handjob tonight. So fucking hot (as always with consent beforehand, the first C is the most important!!!). Was more confident this time, and my wife’s been taking sedatives to help her sleep, so I wasn’t worried about her waking up.

Kneeling over her, moving her hand and then feeling her hand start unconsciously doing the stroking motion. Uhhhhh…getting to control the tightness of the grip, to position the thumb in that spot on the frenulum she can never seem to find? All while she’s snoring away!

(Un)fortunately we’d had sex like an hour earlier so I didn’t get to shoot a big load (she has a hungry pussy that drains me dry) but I did leave a few dribbles on her hand. Resisted the urge to lap them up, she can find them in the morning.

[wuh2knsfw]

When you’re at that absolutely feral stage, where all caution has been thrown to the wind, and you’re going full stroke, balls deep as fast and as hard as you can. Balls slapping, tits flying every which way, nails digging into backs. Grabbing the back of her neck as she grabs your shoulders to pull in closer and get just one more centimetre of penetration. You’re not even thrusting anymore, you’re pulling out until you almost exit then letting yourself fall and your body weight drive your cock back into her to the hilt.

Grunting and roaring like some wild animal, while she’s gone beyond sound, the moans and cries of ecstasy catching in her throat, mouth open wide, eyes rolled up.

[wuh2k]

Okay so for all my fellow bicycles out there; I had a chat with my straight wife recently that got me curious.

If you’re bisexual, how would you say that you rate the standard you’re attracted to? Physically, emotionally .etc, it doesn’t matter.

I’m a bisexual man & I have a much higher standard for men.

I’m a bisexual man & I have a much higher standard for women.

I’m a bisexual man & I have an equal standard for both men & women.

I’m a bisexual woman & I have a much higher standard for men.

I’m a bisexual woman & I have a much higher standard for women.

I’m a bisexual woman & I have an equal standard for both men and women.

I don’t fit inside your normative views of bisexuality (Which is totally awesome

Voting ended onSep 8, 2025

[wuh2knsfw]

It seems so vanilla compared to slipping your cock inside her while she’s sleeping but there’s something so hot for me about getting a sleeping handjob.

Jerking off over her sleeping body, pulling the blanket away just enough to get a peek of something to get me harder. Moving closer til I’m almost touching her skin with the tip.

Just being so irresistibly turned on by the sight and the fact she has no idea I’m wanking over her that I take the risk. Gently lifting her limp arm and resting it lightly on the head while I keep stroking the shaft. Watching her eyes for any warning, closing her fingers around my cock as she stays fast asleep, pulling the blankets a bit more aside.

I start slowly fucking her hand so I don’t have to move her arm too much and risk waking her up, imagining the circle of her thumb and fingers is her pussy that I can see the shape of through her panties. I close them tighter to pretend like I’m fucking her and she’s starting to cum.

When I’m about to come I let her arm drop back to the bed and finish myself off. Delicately lifting her panties just enough so I can shoot my creamy load inside them and leave her with my cum soaking into her hairy muff and pussy lips for hours until she wakes up.

[wuh2knsfw]

Finally did it last night (with permission beforehand, the first C is super important folks). Just couldn’t sleep and was so horny. Spent so long to get set up coz I was being super careful not to wake her. First time, I dunno how much it’d take.

So when I finally had her hand wrapped around my cock, where I could squeeze it tight to give a proper stroke, I’d already basically been edging for half an hour and I came in seconds 🤣

Can’t wait to try again and get better at it.

[wuh2knsfw]

People think missionary is boring?

Not when you have a chubby big titty girl. Playing with & squeezing those udders as they bounce up and down faster & faster with each long stroke 🤤

“Bbw big tit missionary pov” is literally my favourite porn search.

[sackoflower]

oooo you wanna use me to get off so bad

[wuh2knsfw]

You think I haven’t? 😏

[wolfiecvnnie]

Do it more 🤤🤤

[wuh2knsfw]

Gotta post more gooner bait then puppy 🤤

Mmmmm…I got an ignore kink recently. Vid/Gif of you jerking off a dildo POV style while staring at your phone.

[sackoflower]

oooo you wanna use me to get off so bad

[wuh2knsfw]

You think I haven’t? 😏

[wuh2knsfw]

Got my wife into doing some sleep roleplay. Don’t think I could every go down the route of her actually taking sleeping pills and me using her, but she has said that any time in the future that she’s drunk and in the mood anyway, if she passes out I can keep going 😏

[wuh2knsfw]

Wanna give her just enough sleeping pills so that she doesn’t wake up until I’m already inside her. Just the panic as she comes to, trying to figure out what’s happening.

But she’s face down with me pinning her hands to the bed so there’s nothing she can do until I’m finished.