EVERYTHING I SAY IS A CATCHPHRASE!

Independent and Selective Beowulf from Skullgirls. Please read the rules and about pages before contacting for RP. Crossover/OC Friendly. May contain NSFW content and subject matter (All tagged accordingly, Smut and Sexually Explicit things are relegated to the sideblog linked to the left.)

[sweet-tweeties]

Merry Catmas.

[mushy-art]

I don’t think anyone understands how important Temmie is to me.

All Temmie’s are too good for this world.

[faragonart]

“We have arrived at precisely 4:29pm on Wednesday, October 21st, 2015!!”

[sidestuiff]

Send ‘Don’t you dare touch them!’ to see how my muse reacts to being protected by yours.

Send me ‘Where did you come from?’ if you want to see my muse protect yours!

[ask-meme-addicts]

❝archer❞ sentence meme

“Are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.”

“I’ve never had a deathwish. It’s just that I don’t believe that I personally even can die.”

“I’m not a… serial killer.”

“If I stop drinking all at once, I’m afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.”

“I’ll rub sand into your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don’t know if they grade it, but if they do… coarse.”

“Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.”

“You’re not my supervisor!”

“I paid her, I get to carry her corpse.”

“Keep your friends close, and possible genetic clones of Adolf Hitler closer.”

“Are you kidding? Dude. Bros before apparent threats to national security.“

“Guys, come on! Can’t we have one poker night without a hate crime?”

“Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?”

“Well, he died doing what he loved… getting shot.”

“You’re not my friend, you’re a Decepticon!”

“Right, because you walked into Strippers’ Discount Warehouse and said, ‘help me showcase my intellect.’”

“No, don’t… you’re so ugly when you cry.”

“Man, if I don’t get some spaghetti and meatballs I might literally die.”

[crook-for-hire]

Send me "Couples Costumes" for what matching costumes I think our muses would wear

Bonus if you draw it

[memeroundups]

Send “You’re in big trouble young man/lady” to have your muse drag mine off by the ear.

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP just started their relationship when person A has to run over to B’s house in the middle of the night for some innocent reason (question, left jacket, etc). What’s A’s reaction when they see B asleep- without any clothes on?

[wulfisms-blog]

Yes Virginia, Tony’s back and probably for real this time. Before I head off to work, here’s the glory that is UnderYee

[suki-action]

[papertownsy]

THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE

[pumpupblonde-moved-blog]

six word story sentence starters pt 1

❝Blue skies come after dark nights.❞ ❝Nobody said it would be this hard.❞ ❝You’re one of my midnight thoughts.❞ ❝The nothing approaches; say my name.❞ ❝The little things are so beautiful.❞ ❝Used to tiptoe, now I’m running.❞ ❝You kept your sickness a secret.❞ ❝I’m tired of tear stained pillows.❞ ❝Pain reminds me it was real.❞ ❝Silence is the most painful answer.❞ ❝You are nothing more than memories.❞ ❝You will always be my home.❞ ❝We had different definitions of forever.❞ ❝Maybe one day everything won’t hurt.❞ ❝Complexity burns as easily as simplicity.❞ ❝Wither into me, when night comes.❞ ❝Fake smiles can’t hide sad eyes.❞ ❝Still wrapped around your goddamn finger.❞ ❝I am always last to know.❞ ❝False hope leaves the deepest scars.❞ ❝Fall leaves on wet pavement bleed.❞ ❝We’re a forever kind of thing.❞ ❝I opened up to you, you bastard.❞ ❝You’re made up of infinite potential.❞ ❝Love is the most beautiful paradox❞

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Indivisible needs help

Indivisible has 30 days left and hasn’t even reached even a fourth of it’s goal in the eleven days it’s been up. For those of you who aren’t aware, Lab Zero has invested their time and personal money into this game with the bet that the Indiegogo campaign goes through. If this game doesn’t get funded, it would mean bankruptcy for the Lab Zero crew and they would all have to part ways. There’s a playable demo that was made available on the website for the game which you can try here. Even if you aren’t able to support the campaign, spread the news and let people know about the game. This is one hell of a project and the publisher has only agreed to match the donations under the conditions that the goal is even met. So, try the prototype, check out the artwork and the love the team put into it and try to spread the word and/or donate.

[wulfisms-blog]

“Whaddya mean you don’t think I should be a Frankenstien this year!? LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES!”

[beeishappy]

Thanks, Doc

[thatsthat24]

Best way to start this day… With a good cry :’)

[otpprompts]

Imagine your OTP having sex in a corn field.

[chichibu3]

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