cats can't go clockwise

poetry + cats

[metamorphesque]

don't look at me with those brown eyes or I might just spend the rest of my life keeping your hands warm

[daily-spooky]

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[wunderkindof]

[wunderkindof]

I aspire to have the patience of my cat, who still loves me even tho I accidentally kick him in the face several times a day because I dont see him under the desk