WUT D FLUX

Marvel-lous nerd with a beard who digs good music and bad puns🌚

[wegotmonsters-deactivated202202]

IF HE DONT HYPE YA SELFIES/NUDES HE AINT THE ONE.

[klausbausch]

What is your ex's name?

I forgot

[sleg]

[kitty]

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that the majority of presidents supposedly fapped in the Oval Room

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

supposedly

[bad-res]

no one ever sticks to their word anymore

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[skrillex]

[justbadpuns]

👾

[stability]

[holymotherquattrobajeena-deacti]

[koms]

Desi Pickup Line:

Jaan-e-maan, we go together like biscuits and chai

[aggreslve-deactivated20170706]

Your chances with me are naan-existent

[that-edm-life]

Just practicing my shuffling…. trying to learn all elements of EDM world <3 Hope yall enjoy! :D

[that-edm-life]

[wut-d-flux]

Me: Hii.

Girl: i have a boyfriend.

Me: i have a maths test tomorrow.

Girl: what it has to do with my boyfriend?

Me: i thought we were saying things we could cheat on

[that-edm-life]