Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Sade Olutola
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NASA
Three Goblin Art
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space đž
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@sonicecho
Today the White House justified taking away free school breakfast and lunch because thereâs no proof they help kidsâ performance in school. As if feeding hungry children is not a reward in of itself. I just canât imagine being that fucking evil
Good old âpro life family valuesâ
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/â: Bart Gets an F
I never understood why itâs an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless itâs more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?
You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.
Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under
oh wow that is fucked up
why do they skip E in america
Thereâs an E in other grading scales?
And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so itâd be A - 100-93 B - 92-85 C - 84-78 D - 77-70 F - 69 and below
Now you understand why American kidâs feel like thereâs no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, thatâs a C. That meanâs your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it getâs even worse when you have only like⊠a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? thatâs a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American schoolâs are easier?Â
No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?
UK Grading Scale
100-70: A
69-60: B
59-50: C
49-40: D
Below 40: F
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!
next time you try to tell americans that weâre stupid
iâm gonna remind you
that our âaverageâ is your âAâ
French system: a grade on 20, 40 on big exams, 10 for short tests. There are no real levels but kids made them: above 15 is great, above 10 is good, above 5 is a bit low and under 5 is bad. We are only judged by our unofficial system we do by ourselves, teachers often announce an average on tests so you know how good you did. And itâs better like this.
If you want to know why the United States has one of the highest student depression/anxiety rates in the world, please examine this post. Americans arenât stupid, our grading scale is much harder.Â
Dragon Age:Origins/Parks and Recreation
Why didnât I think of that asshole
when people try to tell you to get over your metal illness
Animal Facts You Didnât Know
âIce Bear desperately needs this job in todays economyâ
âIce Bear is ready.â
âIce Bear has put a lot of work into his CVâ
@justalilwriterblog
Iâm finding these stickers around town. The url is www. tightrope. cc This is not okay.
If you want to take them down only do so with another object (something you can scrape it away with). Do not use your bare hands. There have been cases in the past of sickos putting razor blades and sharp objects behind posters and stickers like this to hurt whoever tries to take them down. Iâm sorry you had to see this garbage. Stay safe out there.
Bothers me this only has 5 notes. A saw two more at the fucking school I teach at.
reblogging for the PSA about removal methods
If you can, hair dryers work pretty well. They melt the glue and you can scrape them off easier. Same with steam.
yâall need to get yourselves a putty knife because these posts say âDONâT USE YOUR HANDSâ and then they never tell you exactly what to use instead
putty knives look like this:
and come in various widths, but for this purpose you only need something thatâs about an inch or an inch and a half wide and metal, not plastic, because plastic is too flimsy for dealing with stickers and razor blades
you can get them at the home depot or other hardware stores for as low as $1.50 to about $7.00 for a fancypants oneÂ
to make the scraping easier, some sort of oil-based lubrication is needed, but keeping a bottle of mineral oil in your bag could spell disaster for what else is in there, so a tube of chapstick is fine.
smear chapstick all over the blade of the knife and carefully get to scraping the sticker off with it and yeah. be careful.
other tips:
you may also want to invest in a pair of leather or nylon/nitrile work gloves to afford your hands extra protection and grip if you feel like you need it (the nylon/nitrile ones may be particularly useful for disabled individuals who need a lil more dexterity - u gotta get the right size tho)
keep the gloves, putty knife, and chapstick in a gallon ziploc bag with some paper towels, alcohol prep pads, and bandaids if an accident does happen
store the knife with its blade wrapped in paper towel for safety - theyâre not particularly sharp but caution is always good
and keep an empty altoids tin with you to store any blades you may find under the stickers until you find an adequate disposal area
anyways
yâall need putty knives
And if you encounter a nazi you have a putty knife to jab them with
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
I canât tell if this is seriously art or if itâs just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if itâs post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.
Aesthetic
Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo.Â
As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid.Â
But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo canât be Gatorade bottles.
Mr. Wright, didnât you go to art school? I sure didnât, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!
In case you forgot, take a look at this!
If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint!Â
And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!
well that was much shorter than usual
she fucking destroyed him thatâs why itâs short
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The mental shift between realising this is animated.
there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is
- the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide - the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame -the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera - the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible
HOW CUTE
my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push âem over theyâre just likeÂ
âoh iâm lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!â
Whereas you push little dogs over and theyâre all like âVengeance! Death before dishonor!â
Since I havenât been able to get much work done Iâve been trying to brush up on my anatomy...
âŠAnd in one of my books thereâs this image:
âŠitâs an incredibly handy resource, and a great way of visualizing the proportions of the human figure.
But I hate it.
I hate it so much.
Itâs like a nightmare.
Itâs the fucking worst.
no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy
but then thereâs no cute lesbian-ness and thatâs what makes it so gr8
Bisexual women are not lesbians, and do not choose their partners based on how appealing they are to you, you gross fuck
THISTLES
Peanuts, November 1, 1950
A real ride or die.
She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.
the best experience working in customer service that i ever had was when i worked at building 19 and they were going out of business. they got to a point where all sales were final and this rude asshole came in throwing a fit bc she couldnât return some 25$ thing, and i was just in a state of total donât-give-a-fuck and so was the store manager so iâm talking complete immunity to do and say whatever i wanted. so i told this lady iâd be more willing to help her if sheâd drop the attitude and quit being so rude to me and she looked so -shocked-. then she started ranting about losing out on 25$ and i was like âiâm sorry youâre out 25 dollars but next week iâll be out of a job, so i donât actually care,â and the look on her face allowed me to ascend to a higher plane of existence. and that was my favorite day of work ever.
the dream.
Someone texted me and had the wrong number. I tried to be polite but they would not believe I wasnât David and was being rude.
what the hell is going on in this country?!
Well damn
Shit has been bad for a while
Right so this lady was smart, if youâre ever in a sedan-style trunk thereâs a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. Itâs the law just like headlights and seatbelts.
if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk
if you canât find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. Itâs probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it
Reblog to save a lifeâŠ.
Let me show these bitches Iâm the shit⊠@bandoâgrand-scamyon
âOh these hoes watching⊠Lemme give them something to look atâ
