seems you fucks will never learn.

wu yifan - 26 yo - private tutor Oh such grace, oh such beauty— so precious, suspicious, and charming, and vicious. Oh darling, you're a million ways to be cruel. au 18+ r/s s/o aim #

[wuxyxfan]

Oh, really now?

[wuxyxfan]

"Hello mister, I'm Emilia and you are?"

"Hello, miss." Yifan bows his head in greeting, "I’m Wu Yifan, it’s a pleasure."

[califorign-blog]

[wuxyxfan]

P-please tell me y-you're good at English... {'He asks shyly, nervously biting his bottom lip as he hugged a couple of books to his chest.}

{Raising an eyebrow at the other’s shyness, Yifan nods at the question.} I am. I’m guessing you need help?

[chrvstn-blog]

Please reblog if you’re willing to plot relationship, no matter what kind of relationships they are! ｡◕‿◕｡

[wboozi]

not a day goes by where kris is not embarrassing himself 

[melodies-and-sitar-deactivated2]

Send me "❤" with a url and I'll kiss them

[fredaberline-deactivated2013020]

[wuxyxfan]

"I need a drink."

Yifan turns his head to look at the boy sitting next him, then his eyes scan the place and he hums to himself. Of course he needed a drink, why the hell would he be out so late otherwise, and in this shitty club to top it off? Sometimes you just need to have fun and drink until you don’t even remember your name let alone your problems and that’s a good thing, for Yifan at least.

"If I buy you a drink" He starts, scanning the boy’s features with dark irises, "Will you think I’m trying to pick you up? ‘Cause I’m not, I swear." 

[asian]

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

[wuxyxfan]

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Like what." Yifan rubs his forehead and sighs, too tired to argue with the other. It’s been a long day for the teacher. He had to tutor a dumb high school student who kept on bragging about his girlfriend’s boobs and he just wanted to sit down, have a drink to soothe his nerves, then go home and sleep for a week.

But not even at his favorite bar Yifan was safe from bullshit. “…Listen, I’m not glaring, this is my default face.” He deadpans, “And I was staring because I thought you were a pretty girl, but I just realized you’re a boy and now my night went to hell.”

[wuxyxfan]

"Or, maybe you're not up for it. You're probably not a good enough fuck even."

"Says the one who had to ask a favor. Go wash your mouth, brat.”

[wellfuckmydude]

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

[wuxyxfan]

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[wuxyxfan]

"Can I ask you a favor? For you to fuck me, rough and fast? I can keep up with you, I promise."

"…Did you just say you can keep up with me?" Yifan hisses and glares, "Say that again, you pretentious little bitch. I fucking dare you.”

[dokyungsooconfidential666-deact]

yixing: what are u wearing(:

me: nothin ;)

yixing: Why. please put something on right now. what if u caught a cold. i love you

[zechv]

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

[wuxyxfan]

"Hello." Trouble waved. She looked curiously at the new person.

{ Yifan blinked at the girl, a bit surprised by the sudden appearance. } …Yes, hello?

[blackroselovesyou]

She tilted her head, her purple eyes shined with curiosity. “Who are you?”

[wuxyxfan]

He scoffed, but answered the question nonetheless, "I'm Wu Yifan." His name rolled easily off his tongue, "Who are you?"