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@wwowwza
"Hey chief, do you like Sea VWorld? because you are about to be in my splash zone."
"Oh my fuckinâ god is this howw you greet evveryone?â he might be dying a little on the inside. Just a bit.
"You donât like my pickup lines? Damn. I thought I vwas gonna get you svwooninâ."Â
"No matter. Nameâs Cronus if ya didnât knowv."
"No you're not goin' to make me swwoon if anythin' it wwould be me passin' out from your lame pickup lines."
"I'm Eridan obvviously."
no one was beinâ a dick âere.
yer a highblood right? Ya should know better than ta jump into conclusions.
yeah i am ugh no bein a highblood is wwhy wwe do
Horny, 8ut not a lot of people care a8out that.
horny you should fix that then
(/^âœ^)/ < H33H33 THATâS FELINE!!
ăŸ(@^âœ^@)ă < HIYA PURRIDAN!! I AM MEULIN!!!
i think eridan wwill do just fine thnkas
howw are you
so i left for a feww days but im here noww
no one was beinâ a dick âere.
yer a highblood right? Ya should know better than ta jump into conclusions.
right so your first wwords to be wwerent then alright ugh
operation klepto || @wwowwza
"Tch. Pathetic royal blood."
==> You felt him piercing his nails into your leg, which made you press your foot into his stomach harder, twisting her foot around. A small chuckle came from you before you bent down and took one quick swipe at his glasses. Since, the cape was all bloodied up to wear, you think that taking his glasses and selling them would suit your needs. "Nice glasses, nerd. Hope ya donât mind if I steal it from you~ " ==> You finally removed your foot, shoes and pants covered in violet blood. You groaned a bit and mumbled that these were your new shoes. Gazing down at him again, you smile a bit down at his current state blew a small kiss. your heels spun your around and you began strutting down the hallway, heading toward the transportalizer.
"We should hang sometime, Erifin. And uhâŠClean yourshellf up. Donât wanna be all tattered and torn in front of me when we meet again. And maybeâŠjust maybe, Iâll shell the glasses back to ya~ <3<"
>The moment his glasses are gone he couldn't see anymore. He pressed his lips together as she went blurry, and he's catching his breath now as she took her foot off him--after the painful foot twist. He gave a snarl, fins pinned back as she takes off. He didn't even bother to give her an answer. He waited until she was gone before getting up, going to the transportalizer and turning the damn thing off.
>Afterwards he was going to find some replacement glasses and stitch his head back on.
operation klepto || @wwowwza
==> Your aim was precise and on the target. Hopefully, the cape didnât tear. You still wanted it. But that sight of it landing on the cape and him flying forward just to land right on his head was just priceless. A fit of laughter echoed through the hallway along with a few taps of her feet getting closer to him, one step at a time.
"Look at that, Looks like I caught a fish in mah weaprawn~" ==> Halting in front of his body, you notice the blood pouring out of him. How the hell was he bleeding already? Just seeing the blood, rattled her brain. The bloodlust was strong. Her foot rammed into his stomach as she pulled her trident from his cape. "Donât bleed on the cape, I still want it, motherfucker."
"Fuck off."
>He's coughing, and wheezing a bit; his voice was hoarse from the tug. He was starting to regain himself as a foot slammed into his stomach. He groaned, hands slowly moving to grip her feet in a weak attempt; he was still dazed.
"I'll bleed on it if I wwant."
>He dug into the skin of her leg, blood already on the cape as the stitches tore. More blood started to seep from his stomach too from the metal zipper that held him together there. He felt sick.
operation klepto || @wwowwza
"Thatâs betta, shrimp. Lead the wâ"
==> He bolted. Oh, how this was interesting. The sneer never left your face for this was a chase now, You couldnât help but go into a giggling fit before running right after him. The cape flowing right in front of you was beckoning for you to grab it. To just take it. You wanted it. "Yo, Erifin bae~ Nice cape~ I hope ya donât mind if I had a look-see!" ==> You reached out your hand to grab it but like the Snitch, it was hard to just grab hold. You were tempted to just stab it with your trident and see if his running stops him mid stride. Maybe you should. You held back on the speed and held up your trident past your head, aiming it right at him, and threw it right down the hallway.
>He could hear her hot on his heels, his breath becoming ragged for a few steps before he stopped breathing all together; he didn't have to do that. He could feel her reaching for his cape and it was snatched out of the way whenever possible.
"Fuck off!"
>He was so close to his harpoon gun. Five feet. Three feet.One--
>His neck jerked as the trident caught the end of the cape, being jerked back and down to smash his head onto the floor from the force of suddenly stopping. He could feel his stitching tear, and he's choking from the force as blood starts to pour out quicker. He's dazed now, chest wheezing.
someone is fiesty about this.
kinda funny.
im gonna ignore you if youre goin to be a dick
Who said I wanted ta know yer name, lad?
Ain ât really interested.
wwell fuck you an fuck off then
it seems i missed a feww my names eridan
sol right
operation klepto || @wwowwza
==> His every move intrigued you. Yes, get angry. Get upsetâWhat? Did he just knock you back. You let out a grunt and stepped back a bit from the sudden impact of his shoulder. The instinct of being pushed caused you to summon your trident and aimed it right at his heart.
"Ah ah ah~ Water ya thin chu doin? You tryin to all up and make me leave tha reef, Ericuda? Such a ruuude host chu are. Why donât chu be a good wittle shrimp and show me around~"
==> She then pushed him back with her weapon, prodding him a bit. This was just to distract him, you have already seen the entire hive from your operation. You just want that cape. Or the scarf. Just steal it right off of him while heâs not looking and run to the transportalizer with it.
>He was jumping back the moment it had failed, a trident following him to rest at his heart. He reached up a hand to grip the middle prong, holding onto it with a tight grip; she had the upper hand here but they were both dead. She would just hurt him; he wouldn't die.
"Guests don't showw up uninvvited either. I'm not showwin' you anywwhere."
>He stepped back a few steps then, and then some more. He Had his gun hanging up down the hall a ways. He just had to reach it; stupid stupid--his wand was on his floor.
"--Fine."
>He finally caved in, turning around slowly--only to take off sprinting down the hall; fucking cape was dragging him down though.
â äžćâ„â âI never did. Besides, I donât think youâre all that bad Eri.â I smile, clsoing my eyes and leaning my head back against the wall. âI kill people who abuse their families. Child rapists, wife beaters, all of em. Iâve been on the news a few times, people say that Iâm actually doin some good.â I giggle âGuess I take after Dexter.â
"Your comment is lost on me an' yeah I guess that's okay," he snorted, idly shifting his weight. He had no room to talk but like hell he would ever mention anything close to that
Iâm not even CLOSE to 8ugging you.
yeah and i thank you for that
ugh lets start ovver hi vvris howw are you
yknow
the occasional threat from a shortyÂ
ah i see heh you doin alright
