Have A Vision. Be Demanding

( Embodiment of Black creativity, joy, and Imagination), Read the Rules, Open to all)

[napuleh]

BOY IS THAT A WHOLE ASS BABY? A CHILD?

[Vincenzo Maria is used to this by now. Nephele is chewing on her baby chew necklace while Vin balances her on his hip, shoving a pyrex at Elijah with his free hand-]

Yes, she’s mine, and yes, I’m sure. Here, it’s lamb, take it.

[wy-pipo]

I mean...[Ooh Food!] Good looks Good looks. 

[This is why Vin is his best friend. He never comes to him complaining about women and disappointing them unlike his other friends] 

Sorry for not checking up on you. I shoulda been around for this. Whats the youth’s name? [Hes holding in the urge to be annoying at the baby]

[wy-pipo]

“That is friendly punanni. You don’t owe her no growth.” 

[marakama]

He stops rubbing his own forehead to frown at Elijah. “Please don’t call her that.”

But he goes back to his position slumped over his desk, palm pressed against his brow- it looks like he has a headache, really. “She was a friend, first and foremost. And do we not owe at least our friends some…” A vague hand gesture. “Something?”

[wy-pipo]

“Dick and Development? NO!” Elijah is so hype to give his best friend bad advice that will force him to reflect on the situation at hand. 

“She’s the one that put the p-cookie on a platter. When you go to someone’s house and they offer you food the hell you supposed to do? Say no? No your mother raised you different! If you go to someone’s house and they offer you something you say, ‘yes thank you!’ It’s just manners! If cookie is on the menu then shit...Ok!!” Elijah throws his hands up dramatically before crashing down on the couch and folding his arms. 

“I mean what? Because you’ve repeatedly accepted her offers in the past she thinks she has the right to assume that sex has some kind of value to you? She thinks its a’ight to threaten you with reconsidered boundaries because she is on some ‘i feel betrayed’ type shit? Nah man thats some bullshit.” 

[wy-pipo]

“That is friendly punanni. You don’t owe her no growth.” 

[wy-pipo]

“Wow how incredibly white boy of you.” 

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

[blackgirlsvevo]

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

old tony stans lil pump 

[localstarboy]

“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”

[theeffectofglitterineyes]

“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀

[mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181]

Lmaoo

[bakedkesh-deactivated20191103]

I am in tears. I love him.

[blocboyt-deactivated20181205]

😂😂😂

[dontforgetthemiss]

“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”

[valuethislove]

“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[jeankd]

I’m having death over here.

[solo-munroe]

Not the “blammy” 😭😭

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

REBLOGGING EVERY TIME

[bikinicouch]

Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t

[unclemadlib]

😂😂

[southrnbird]

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[brijeux]

“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂

[afrosnchopsticks-deactivated201]

My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍

[tomboy-cutie-deactivated2019010]

I’m dying breh

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[xyinx]

Love her frames and braids… Aye she pretty

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

i log on, say dumb shit, an leave

[wy-pipo]

Honestly

Like for a starter

[theninthxian]

I gave it a short bit of thought. I think I’m going to take a long break just away? If I return? I return and if I don’t I dont

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[freakinindigo]

[deejay]

you can get the shirt HERE!

[marakamaarchived-deactivated201]

wy-pipo:

“Uh…Lord let me see. Oop lemme not say that I’m going to hell. Satan let me see…No that’s worse.” 

“OOH. I can’t think of one so we need to make one. Like right now.” 

He claps his hands together, then intertwines his fingers. “I presume an alliteration is necessary? And the verb must be incongruent with the noun and somewhat violent…”

“Mutilate that mouth? Or perhaps ‘mash’? I feel that ‘murder’ is too simple.”

[wy-pipo]

"You are my best friend in the whole world. I have to tell you though...Mutilate that mouth isn't doing much for me. Mash sounds blackest- so it's the best." Elijah arches his back and stretches all his fingers and toes before leaning back into his chair.

"I just remembered! Beat them cheeks is for anal...but also doggystyle. Before you ask- don't. Something tells me its ya man's favorite position. He just...seems like the type."

[wy-pipo]

[He’s out here in full Black Panther cosplay.]

[fiireriides-blog]

[snatches her phone back] You’re gonna lock me out!

I’ll text him, but you know, I don’t need to notify Locus every time I hang out with someone else. Unless your intention is to get frisky in the theater with me—then I will need to let him know about that.

[wy-pipo]

I can keep my hands to myself but I know I'm way too fine for you to resist so I feel like telling him. Brother to darker brother.

[youaremyeverlovin]

[gaykarstaagforever]

Someone is going to have to stand before God’s throne and answer for this some day.

[youaremyeverlovin]

God appeared to me by the terebinth trees of Mamre and said “this meme is dope”

[wy-pipo]

[He’s out here in full Black Panther cosplay.]

[fiireriides-blog]

This is a very clear and direct attempt to seduce me, Elijah, and I’d just like to say this…. [chinhands] It’s working. What’s up?

[wy-pipo]

[This dick-no jk] Oh really now. I always knew you were freaky deaky girl. I just got back from seeing Black Panther. You know I had to do it to ‘em

[fiireriides-blog]

Oh, I am, but I also don’t think there’s anything that freaky about thinking super heroes are sexy. Especially Black Panther, are you kidding me?

I take it the movie was good? I wanted to go opening night, but I had to work.

[wy-pipo]

Who is the sexiest superhero though? Also the movie was so good 

[god he’s having a moment] Let’s see it together.

[fiireriides-blog]

God, that’s a really hard one. I think it might have to be Luke Cage, but with The Punisher as a very close second.

[!!] Really? That sounds great!

[wy-pipo]

Its a date. Make sure to tell your man. Or should I tell him? [He already has her phone out] what's your password? 55555555555 [stop him that's what he's typing]

[wy-pipo]

[He’s out here in full Black Panther cosplay.]

[fiireriides-blog]

This is a very clear and direct attempt to seduce me, Elijah, and I’d just like to say this…. [chinhands] It’s working. What’s up?

[wy-pipo]

[This dick-no jk] Oh really now. I always knew you were freaky deaky girl. I just got back from seeing Black Panther. You know I had to do it to ‘em

[fiireriides-blog]

Oh, I am, but I also don’t think there’s anything that freaky about thinking super heroes are sexy. Especially Black Panther, are you kidding me?

I take it the movie was good? I wanted to go opening night, but I had to work.

[wy-pipo]

Who is the sexiest superhero though? Also the movie was so good 

[god he’s having a moment] Let’s see it together.