there's a flaw in my code

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: Very nice! Super compelling! Can't wait to meet it in person! I'm sure it'll be even better. I knooow, you may be a genius but I'm fucking brilliant!! We're gonna blow this quota right out of the water, maybe even literally! I like Scare-BnB's more than hotels? But idk, what do you prefer?

Wybie: Thank you. Given that said member tends to perk up around you, I'm sure the excitement to officially meet is mutual. I agree, Scare-BnB is the better idea, mostly because it's what you prefer but also because that way we can ensure we have our own space that absolutely nobody else can intrude upon. Besides, catching up on orgasms could be noisy and we should be considerate. We said we should plan out a weekend -- does that mean Saturday and Sunday, or should we include Friday so we can have three days and two nights?

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: Very smart! That’s exactly what you should do! I know you do but skin is softer! Just ten! More like severely lacking! Maybe we should catch you up on orgasms over the weekend? That way we can both clear our schedules and go somewhere like off campus so we can just devote our time to doing that and not have to worry about roommates or having other things to worry about?

Wybie: Thank you. One moment, please.

Wybie: [peenpic.jpg]

Wybie: There. Let me know how it compares once you see it in person. This weekend works; I think an entire weekend behooves us, really. The idea of going somewhere off campus is another brilliant one. The fewer distractions, the more likely we'll be to meet our quota and perhaps blow it out of the water. Should we look for a Scare-BnB? Or a hotel?

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: Kind of. But if it's more compelling in person then skip the pic and show me irl! OFC, bestie! Oh okay, that's cool, but yay for skin! Damn dude only three times this month? You're severely slacking dude. Umm yeah! Apparently "women who enjoy regular orgasms have a decreased risk of heart disease and type 2 diabetes", so yeah it probably would be like pretty smart to work on our health together. Especially with how much catching up you need to do, a partner can def speed it up a lot!

Wybie: I'll send you a picture and show you in person -- that way you can make your own decision about the degrees of compelling. I tend to prefer my cybernetic parts but skin can be fun in theory. My average is about fix to ten times a month but that's still sorely lacking. Partnerwork sounds like the optimal answer to me as well, especially since I've found myself in the habit of missing you immediately when you're not around and if I had to not see you until I caught up orgasm-wise, that'd be far too long. Are you free sometime soon? And how much time in our schedules should we allocate for it?

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: Well, I wouldn't be mad if you did send pics, but good to know! OFC! That's what besties do! And that's good? A cyber dick sounds so scary, like 1) How would you be able to enjoy sex or jerking it and 2) what if you fuck someone and like short out and electrocute them right in their sensitive spots! According to one article "A 2016 study found men who ejaculate 21 times a month or more were significantly less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer, compared to people who ejaculated four to seven times per month"

Wybie: Is that an official request? Because I'd be happy to but I find my penis more compelling in person. Thanks, bestie. I do have a centralized nervous system still; some of it is just wired electronically versus organically, so I'd still be able to "feel" it but in a different way, and since I have no exposed wires, the risk of electrocution would be none. That's irrelevant though given that it remains flesh. Huh. As someone with a prostate, and who has only ejaculated thrice this month, that's a terrifying statistic. I must work on rectifying this immediately. Are there any statistics like that for women? Perhaps it'd be prudent to work on our health together.

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: Have I ever asked if you have a human dick? Or like one at all? I’m reading this Glamour article on all the health benefits of orgasms and idk you always have work stuff and school stuff and genius stuff, I started wondering if you ever have time for like RELEASE????

Wybie: For a moment I read this as you asking for proof of the photographed nature. My records show that you've never asked me about that but I thank you for thinking of me and my hypothetical release upon reading about said health benefits. I do in fact have a penis, and a human one at that, much to my chagrin; a cybernetic one would be so much easier to control, but alas, this is the hand I was dealt. I try to make time for release but the truth is it's easy to forget, you know how absorbed I can get. How often does the article say we ought to be getting off?

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: What counts as a lot when it comes to distracting you from continuing on anyway? You absolutely should have but it’s too late! I’m your most favorite thing in the whole wide world even more than CODING, so basically you worship me now. They do but not this time, It was all Dorian and Isobel! Um Dorian said if I had gone to the first show, I would’ve been the lone survivor, so I’m guessing the murders are normies only? And idk, I could always ask? ABOUT TIME! Dude how looong have I been trying to get you into them! You’re going to be so forever changed !! Lol okay

Morana: [undiesshot.jpg]

Wybie: I'm not sure yet but I'll know it when I encounter it. My worship of you was not a secret, was it? I seem to recall a conversation where you were set to procure a small pillow for my knees so I could more comfortably bow down before you. Good to know. Were they motivated to kill for any reason beyond recreation? I see. If our safety was guaranteed, I could be interested in escorting you. You've been trying to get me into them for literal years at this point but let's say you finally wore me down.

Wybie: First of all, that looks so much better than merely "cute". I'm not even sure what words would suffice. Second of all, THAT is apparently what it takes to distract me. I think I may have just accidentally deleted my last hour of progress and I don't even care. How fascinating.

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TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: Yikes! If it’s making you lose your mind a little bit, maybe you should try taking a break for awhile? Dhdjsjs shit! I was fully expecting you to say that it was only a tie or something! YES, I beat coding!! So fuckin awkward and sad! But I did notice like immediately jsyk! Yeah, it’s exactly what it sounds like. Haven’t you heard about that normie massacre? All them. Lol, Idk if I’d call it extraordinary but it is pretty cute on me. Wanna see?

Wybie: I'm not too good at "taking a break" from work. I typically download the backup files into my head so I can work from anywhere and it takes a lot to distract me from continuing on until it's all done. I probably should have made you work harder for that win, shouldn't I have? I take it back, it's a tie. I saw it on the news but I assumed humans do that sort of thing to each other quite often, wow. Do they kill everybody in attendance or just normies? And would there be a chance for us to leave before that? We could always go to something else together but you're a fan of Original Sin so I'd like to give them a chance. And yes, please, absolutely, I would love to see.

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: Are you close to being done though or do you still have a lot more to do? Yeah, I’d bet! Me > Coding, like no contest! How awks would it have been if I hadn’t even noticed that you weren’t around all day?! Yeah! It was a pretty chill day and nowhere near as shitty as being locked in with computers all day. Uh, they do have a show coming up pretty soon, but they’ve kind of gotten into like slaughter sets basically and Idk if that’s a thing you’d wanna be at? Um my leggings are just regular black leggings, my shirt is OS merch and my underwear are just a normal blue set, nbd.

Wybie: Unclear. Whenever I think I'm close, I find another kink -- it's like untangeling Christmas lights, but worse. Thankfully, I don't need to sleep much, but I'm starting to lose my mind a little bit unfortunately, and as we both know, my mind is my best asset. I love coding but you > coding, hands down. That would have been very awkward and very sad for me if you hadn't noticed. Slaughter sets? Does that mean what it sounds like? I see. Blue is a beautiful color on you, I bet that looks extraordinary.

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Morana: Hi Wy! That's gotta suck, are you okay? I miss you too, so yeah I guess texting me when you're feeling it is perfectly okay?? I was mostly in class all day, which like wasn't super fun but my day wasn't really the worst either. Rn I'm updating the Original Sin monstergram and gathering videos to reshare in the story and I'm wearing leggings and a t-shirt. and underwear, obviously.

Wybie: It does indeed suck. I'm not sure how my colleague screwed up this badly but there's no one more qualified than me to fix it. Today sucks considerably less now that we're in contact. I'm glad that if we have to miss each other at least it's mutual. Class doesn't sound too bad, and updating their monstergram sounds fun in a way. Do they have any upcoming shows? We could go to one together. Nice. Permission to request elaboration on what said leggings and t-shirt and underwear look like?

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💙 MORBIE

Wybie: Hello, Morana. I'm messaging you because I've been locked up alone in the computer lab for almost an entire day now fixing a massive coding bug an assosciate of mine is responsible for and as a result, I miss you, very much. I hope that messaging you when you're missed is acceptable. As I miss you very much, please do me the favor of telling me what you've been up to and if you've had a good day and perhaps what you are currently doing and/or wearing as a distraction. Thank you.

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💘 WYDORA

Adora: WE CAN PLAN CHRISTMAS IN PERSON LATER. WHAT!!! A GIRL PROFESSED HER LOVE TO YOU? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? WHO! DO I KNOW HER? WHAT DID SHE SAY? OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU SAY? PLEASE TELL ME YOU WEREN’T BLUNT AND MEAN!!!??

Wybie: I am saying that someone confessed feelings to me, yes, and out of respect to her, I am not going to divulge her identity. I don't think it particularly matters in terms of receiving advice. She got drunk and told me she's had feelings for me for a while and if I'm being earnest, I never would've guessed it if she hadn't told me, so I told her she was just speaking out of drunkenness. Then she rambled on for a while longer trying to prove she liked me and was somewhat convincing. I mostly avoided responding. She's since sobered up, obviously, and neither of us have talked about it. On her end, she doesn't like to talk about anything too serious in general, and on my end, well, I mostly don't want to be blunt and mean, especially because I'm not fully sure what I would even say, and not knowing has me frozen like an updating computer.

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💘 WYDORA

Adora: That's fantastic, Wybie! Perhaps we should throw a party with a similar vibe for Christmas? Not a date party though since it isn't the most helpful for the app, but something that will force people to consider relationships in another way? And this time our decor can advertise the app, not your body. Unless you'd be down to wear an "ugly" sweater ad?

Wybie: It is! We haven't recieved this exponential growth since the month after the first launch. Throwing a party ourselves is a great idea. Not a date party, no, but Christmas is romantic in a way, isn't it? There's mistletoe, at the very least. Maybe we could make it a live match-making event, or perhaps just being sponsored by us would be enough. Plenty of successful apps throw specialized events! I'd rather make merch for the app than be forced to don an ugly sweater, personally. My body was highly effective though.

Wybie: In more ways than one, as a matter of fact. Adora, would it be unprofessional to ask you for... advice regarding a young lady making professions to me?

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💘 WYDORA

Wybie: Good afternoon, Adora. I just wanted to check in to report that our night at the Bathory's was a success -- if you look at the numbers, the app has received a significant uptick since then, so I'd call our advertising campaign effective. The fact that we employed it at a party that forced everybody to think about relationships probably helped, so I was thinking we ought to try something similar around Christmas-time. Thoughts?

[wybieborg]

TEXT 👶 MORBIE

Morana: Yes. Because while I'm looking down at you, my eyes would just stray to an ugly ass pillow and not my dear adoring bestest friend. Yeah, totally! Who wants to work on a love app for someone they broke up with? Sounds like impossibly hard. Haven't you ever been attracted to anyone in that way though? Of course! I know how ads work, Wy!

Morana: So? They should be! Nah, it's just a halloween costume and the muscles popping out would probably more than make up for the green and question marks. I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! I don't do feels! Is that enough to convince you? If we'd gone together, I'd probably try to convince you to do something vintage like Anne and Gilbert, Superman and Lois, or Lizzie Bennet and Mr Darcy.

Wybie: I'm almost offended that an ugly pillow could steal the show from my whole-hearted adoration but I'll try not to take it personally. Yes, and based on what I know about my coworker, I can't imagine we'd have much of a chance of working out long-term in a non-professional partnership. Yes, I have been. I haven't had relationships though and those appear to be something on another level entirely. I know you know but I just had to reiterate it.

Wybie: If opinions could become facts based on how much someone wants it to be so, there'd be no rhyme or reason to the world we live in and then it'd be a mess! If you're so keen on seeing him in that costume, your best bet is just recommending it to him. He loves riddles to the point that I'm sure he'd wear it on any given day. Sure, whatever you say. Vintage doesn't particularly go with my whole look but I think that'd make it more interesting, the juxtaposition, and you'd look fantastic as any of those three women. It might just be the nerd in me but Superman and Lois are my favorites of those three for us.

[wybieborg]

TEXT 👶 MORBIE

Morana: It matters to me! It’ll ruin the vibe if it’s a comfortable but insanely ugly pillow. That’s super valid, if things went south it would probably look horrible for the app. What IS the deciding factor in yours then? Omg wow. That’s so funny! I’m gonna need to take so many pictures of it.

Morana: I know it’s subjective but /I/ like to think of it as pure fact! Really, he’s got such an average hot guy bod AKA exactly what would look good in Riddler Spandex. Like literally the only person to wear it in a movie is JIM CARREY and he’s just 100% all around hotter than him. Yeah no. How many times do I have to repeat that I don’t DO feels! He’s just painfully hot and having a date to the hottest party on campus was mandatory!

Wybie: Your daily adoration is something that can have its vibe thrown off by something as small as a pillow? Does my utter and complete devotion matter pale so much in the face of a ruined aesthetic? Exactly; moreover, it'd make further work on the app difficult if what I've read about heartache is to be believed. I don't have any relationships of that nature, thereby it's impossible to gauge what the deciding factor in them is. Please, take as many pictures as you'd like, but if you share them online, make sure to tag me, Adora, and the app!

Wybie: Just because you'd like to think of your opinions as fact doesn't make them fact! I understand Spandex would be revealing which is "hot" but the bright green color and the entire body being covered in question marks doesn't do anything to dissuade your thirst? You've haven't even said you don't do feels a hundred times yet -- although according to my counter, you're not far off -- so forgive me if it takes a few more times for me to believe you. What do you think we would've dressed as, if we'd gone together?

[wybieborg]

TEXT 👶 MORBIE

Morana: You can have the softest and cutest pillow I can find! So if a girl isn't FOR dating to you, then you'd never look at her in that way ever? Obviously it's more than JUST appearance based, but I don't know what you're into and you two spend a lot of time together. I guess I'll see it for myself tomorrow then! But what's your torso got to do with your app? Are you going to wear like a crop top with an ad for the app or something?

Morana: I know that, braggy! But I mean eyes as in like a taste in what makes a hot guy hot. I don't have feels for him so it probably is mostly straight girl horniness?

Wybie: The pillow being soft matters more than it being cute but I'll be grateful regardless. What can I say? My brain is binary in many, many ways. Dating is one of them. While studies show that proximity does remain the deciding factor for longterm relationships, it isn't the deciding factor in mine. Business and pleasure aren't meant to mix. I was planning on putting the ad on the diaper, actually, but I do think the bare torso will get eyes on me to see it. I'm sort of acting like my own clickbait in a way.

Wybie: Your taste in what makes a guy hot is subjective. Objectively, I know what society deems attractive, based on a composite of the men that the Internet talks the most about, and I wouldn't have deemeed him hot enough to pull off the Riddler's look, but mostly straight girl horniness is one of the few experiences I can never understand just by reading about it, so we'll chalk it up to that. Here I thought it was feelings clouding your judgement, so thanks for clearing that up. You understand my confusion though with all your gushing and the fact that he's your date.

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TEXT 👶 MORBIE

Morana: I'll play my cards so right that every other week will turn into every week, then every other day, then every day and then all the time forever and you'll just be busy with telling me how cool I am! How come that's the last thing you'd ever want? Adora's really pretty, haven't you ever thought about it? Your lack of computing my confusion isn't computing! Shit that does sound pretty gruesome. So yeah showing it off will probably get you a lot of brownie points with the gross out monster crowd.

Morana: Are "inherent biases" other words for "eyes"?????

Wybie: That would be most impressive. I'm tempted to call it impossible but the two of us have nothing but time and I've learned to never say never -- all I can ask is that if I do end up bowing down to you forever, please provide a soft pillow for my knees. I'm well aware that Adora is a good looking individual, but that's not what she's for, so I simply don't look at her in that way. Even if that was what she was for, compatibility is so much more than just appearance based. I wouldn't call it gruesome, technically. The surgeon did a fairly good job, particularly among the seams, and I've grown to find it quite handsome, actually. I just think it's a good move. For myself and for the app, because that's sure to get some eyes on me.

Wybie: My eyes are technically better than yours. I was talking more about your hormones, your sexual orientation, and/or your "feels", potentially.