Praying to a New Blog

All the babel that comes down the cable

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Steak and Kidney Pi Day https://www.instagram.com/p/B9vCW_CnUFw/?igshid=15ms4om24icey

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Chewbacca hates melodica ... https://www.instagram.com/p/B8hmneOnAll/?igshid=1xjsbwjmp54kn

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... How it sounds in your head ... https://www.instagram.com/p/B7bzrzYHlZp/?igshid=hjcro8xn2zcg

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... What's a Jellico Captain?!? https://www.instagram.com/p/B7MRKfugEJa/?igshid=1t28baqdmxacz

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Uh, I mean, finally ... https://www.instagram.com/p/B7JoLCQpx8H/?igshid=1esd6qvkvgub1

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I mean, nothing says smart like misspelling Android -- Twice. https://www.instagram.com/p/B6qE1ZygMW7/?igshid=i19m57t73bo9

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Some reindeer can get aggressive during the holiday season. https://www.instagram.com/p/B6e_L0LAjWm/?igshid=yhpjt7s9b3i8

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That's quite the fridge magnet. https://www.instagram.com/p/B5L7g1SgOG5/?igshid=1qrjmygj1360k

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Star Wars Babies! https://www.instagram.com/p/B5CCJzfAj44/?igshid=rd7iuu7cchqx

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... This is how I remember it. https://www.instagram.com/p/B4jVapDAAoQ/?igshid=1u2s37bajixdm

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That's quite the same. Very much emphasizes the "Up to" part of up to $20. I guess you could save a total of that if you bought 2,000? https://www.instagram.com/p/B3rkA6Dg9bP/?igshid=9qruhqp1g8mi

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... Well, yeah, that's something that needed to exist ... https://www.instagram.com/p/B11kO_ZgUuH/?igshid=cfkhcjt0ys4b

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... I'll see if I can restrain myself from that. https://www.instagram.com/p/B1CW21THhCS/?igshid=1bsu5gbr0dusu

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Ok, so my joke, as I understand it, is @nikkiglaser changing the spelling of her name to Nike because they were supportive of Colin Kaepernick and a throwback to an old joke about changing how she spells her name based on her boyfriend. For some reason I thought of the Greek God of Victory, who they are named after, and from there found the statue Nike of Samothrace. So I photoshopped her head and arms onto it from a suitable photo and called it Nike of St. Louis, where she's from. Not 100% sure why I think that's funny, but it looks neat and so I put it on a shirt, since I have those iron on things. All caught up? #NikeOfStLouis #ExplainingTheJoke #ExplainingTheShirt #TooMuchTimeOnMyHands https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzx14WNASkF/?igshid=110hd4jxzfmqd

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Only took about ten years to get around to making this shirt. #3WildThingMoon #3WolfMoonParody #WhereTheWildThingsAre https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgQQ4Mg7Ha/?igshid=1pjtlxrjjk4l9

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Speaking of iron on shirt logos, there's this album shirt: Glaze Me Tonight by Being Mean to Pixley. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bysqjxng9Us/?igshid=xxn8w5wfqlup

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In tribute to the smallest and most rare. #SmallAndRare https://www.instagram.com/p/Byn8PJcgXPm/?igshid=l6vk1nw7owx4