ulder ravengard scholar

that's mx. wyllstarion to you. are baldur's gate 3 players the devil? discuss. if you call me white i will kill myself in front of you. i follow from @taohun

[wyllstarion]

like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

[pitchburgh]

good or not, would anyone else WANT your url?

MANY people would want my Tumblr handle

a small handful of folks might want my Tumblr handle

I'm the only one who wants my url (positive)

Honestly? I don't even want this url myself

Voting ended onJun 1

[wyllstarion]

me in the trenches as i often am. hand up to my screen: wyll ravengard. do you know. what it means. to be a man who knows he is from a narrative. you can't be a memory of a memory you're just a man. you can't put yourself there. because. the thing is. heroes are for tragedies. and i need you to live. you do not have to be good you do not have to walk on your kne e s[the fucking void gets me]

wyll ravengard: can anyone else hear that. because i can't. i'm too busy being subsumed by the role i have cast myself in alone with my strength doomed to my philosophy. anyways. dolor!

astarion cunning action dash action dash kicking you KILLING YOU because he was too busy doing fuckall on the other side of the map and now we've entered battle mode:

[diosapate]

i have dead wife flashbacks about francesca ravengard too like ulder is nottttt special

[ulderravengard]

hey

[diosapate]

[ulderravengard]

counselor florrick what do you mean i can’t mobilize the mercenary class of baldur’s gate to run personal errands. this is a matter of my honor and the great pillars with which i am sure you’re familiar. courage insight justice strategy and not taking shit from a “tumblr user”

[gyrovagi]

the stupidest circle of hell is when you're like oh this ship is SO obviously supported by canon surely everyone must talk about it and then you find out the dedicated popular yaoi is some total bullshit

[gyrovagi]

thank you everybody who's ranted in the tags i love hearing about people's haterisms in fandoms i'm not a part of. feed me more

[lollipopsie]

every time wyll's story progresses gale has to come in like "I'm so glad I'm smart enough to have chosen not to be a warlock ☝️". like okay man. one of us has a nuke in his chest and i'm pretty sure it's not mr warlock over there. but the fuck do i know.

[jakemorph]

the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time

[eastgaysian]

its like i always say. all roads lead to wyllstarion. including, perhaps especially, the roads that seem at first glance to lead away

[wyllstarion]

read my 40000+ word wyllstarion fanfiction boy

[wyllstarion]

i can't believe dragon age tumblr has rediscovered the russian bot election interference discourse on here. it's awesome (no it's not) how racism doesn't change even once

[folyxfanart]

[wyllstarion]

ulder astarion relationship deeply compelling to me always i'm sorry but it's true. two people that love wyll ravengard and are like somewhat astounded that they get that love back. kind of a who's that dog in the mirror situation if one dog was a joan didion democrat and the other was a politically incoherent diva with the serial killer gene

[wyllstarion]

i;m always happy to help. walk with me

hope this cleared things up and didn't make them unnecessarily complex for absolutely no reason. good day

[aphantimes]

🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[sparkspropaganda]

what your bg3 selfship says about you!!!!

wyll: you're too cool. you're too sexy, too talented, too insightful. your taste is too refined, your opinions too knowledgeable and nuanced. you understand the hardships of life and do your best despite it all. you have a massive heart and an amazing sense of humor. you're the sunlight on a cloudy day, the first bout of rain after a drought. the world is lucky to have you in it.

gortash: idk i don't feel like finishing this

[gyrovagi]

all video games are morally evil

[gyrovagi]

precisely.

[wyllstarion]

i know his last name is ancunín i promise i know this. i don't care though