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purple pierrot with violet tendencies

[wysteria-may]

I know it's early for new years resolutions. But mine is to finally start my post-apocalyptic webcomic. 

[wysteria-may]

Whenever I turn facebook chat on.

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I feel kinda selfish.

My cousin has hung himself. I should be sad about the fact he's gone, should be sorry for my other cousins and his mum.  I guess I do feel sad for them. But the thing that's actually getting to me? I have no one to tell. There's My boyfriend and I'm glad he's there, but I don't really have any friends that I talk to. There's people I know, but no one that talks to me since the two friends I lost at the start of this year.

Something as major as a family member dying has happened and I have no one I can just start talking to.

Things in my life need to change. 

[wysteria-may]

He said life was meaningless, so there was no point in it. I said I think it would only be pointless if there was an ultimate meaning and purpose to follow. Put it this way; if someone handed you a paint-by-numbers instead of a blank canvas, filling it achieves nothing, and more importantly, you’d never get to paint your own picture.

wyst

[atheist-overdose]

I’m in. Who’s with me? follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

[wysteria-may]

I honestly think this is one of the main reasons church and religion survives. Modern society is so lonely. Those of us who don't believe usually aren't willing to lie to ourselves just for the crutches of comfort and company. But that doesn't mean we don't need them. It's only human. 

[wysteria-may]

Lub this little guy.

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This is Toothless. The hatch didn't go well. He started hatching sunday and on wednesday night I finally had to help him out (helping birds out of eggs is to be avoided at all costs, it can kill them).  I'm reasonably confident he's going to make it. He has a sibling that I had to help out tonight, but it's in touch and go condition. And because Toothless pecks everything, I can't leave them together :c

[wysteria-may]

Nerd zombie. Old doodle of mine, I need to draw more. 

[wysteria-may]

Should I be worried?

My son is called Loki and when he was born a lot of people joked that he'd be the antichrist. He's six now, and last night he turns to me, and in an unusually thoughtful and serious voice for him says this:

Loki: "Did you know mum? The sun and the moon chose me." Me: Wat. Me: Me:  ..Why?" Loki: "For being naughty."  I have no idea what to make of this. :|

[venusienne]

Reblog if your penis is beautiful

[wysteria-may]

It's hard enough to make a difficult life decision without being plagued by the thought that I'll be creating two alternate time-lines.

[wysteria-may]

Random activities to combat boredom and sanity

So I was organising my external hard drive and found a list I wrote about 7 or 8 years ago and thought I'd post it for the lols. I've done at least 10 of these from what I remember of school/college years.

Put double sided sellotape on the ear piece of public phones.

Write random messages on paper airplanes then go to a tall building and throw them over the side.

Set up a donut stall outside a Police Station.

Collect bugs and freeze them in ice lollies.  Set up stall. (stall needs to be easily and quickly portable)

(easter special) hide eggs on people's chairs.

Run up to someone in the street, poke them, shout "TAG YOU'RE IT!" and run off.

Find a garden that has a pear/apple tree.  In the middle of the night, take down all the  pears/apples and replace them with various tropical fruits.

 Add completely random new people to your contact list and time how quickly you can scare them away with weirdness.

Do individual stick figure drawings of everyone in your class/workplace. Arrive early and put the pictures of each person in their seat.

 Instead of handing in homework in plain sheet form, make every page into an origami animal and arrange them on your teacher's desk before they come in.

 Walk down the road with an empty box, straining to hold it up.  When someone asks if you want help, thank them and hand it over.  Wait for puzzled look.  Run off.

Use paper and tape to attach ears, facial features (and a tail if it's cordless) to all the computer mice in the library/IT room.

Instead of wandering off to get lunch in a group, start a conga line. If you're at school, start a slow motion conga in the lunch queue.

Write intelligent, thought-provoking graffiti on walls/pavements in chalk.

With at least one friend, make tiny models of yourselves from blu-tac or plasticine. Stand them randomly across a pavement and sit and wait for people to step on them. Winner is last one unsquished.

Get a glove puppet. Refuse to talk to anyone except via the glove puppet. When they get used to this give your glove puppet Tourette's syndrome.

I had a lot of spare time..

[wysteria-may]

This is how much my cat cares about chicken that moves. Oh Olli, you so lazy.

[notcompletelyirrelvant]

Also, I completely forgot I drew a Wyst! (and forgot to upload the result D:) 

[wysteria-may]

This is so awesome <3 Noone has ever drawn me before. It looks so like me too ^_^

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Timeline is one of the most aesthetically grating things ever. This was the first cover picture that came to mind when forced onto it today. Did it a while back on a pretty basic drawing app. I feel like this a lot of the time.

[offbow]

OMG I have had this WiFi name set for years and someone replied ♥ HA

[wysteria-may]

FYI this is my boyfriends tumblr.  Next time is gonna be awkward :|

[somethingsomewhereunknown-blog]

I spend too much time thinking about how long I'd survive in a zombie apocalypse.

[wysteria-may]

^ This is why I want to make a webcomic, purely so I can justify this.