Jade ♡

18, F, she/her

[littlebimbohousewife]

Unpopular opinion, but there's nothing hotter than benevolent sexism. Don't be mean or degrading to me. Treat me like I'm too fragile and precious to make any serious decisions, tell me not to worry my pretty little head because you'll take care of everything.

[letmeeaseyourburden]

"Oh Princess, I appreciate you trying to help. But this is much too complex for you. Why don't you do something more helpful and make me a sandwich."

[wysteriajade]

Got my first rape threat in DMs this weekend, it was delightfully detailed and long.

But this dumb bimbo forgot to copy it anywhere and the account got termed so i cant see it anymore :(

Anyone who wants to replace it please do cus im so sad D:

[notasexbot-deactivated20251103]

daydreaming about my nudes being shared around the internet without my knowledge

just scrolling through tumblr/reddit/ect and seeing my own pictures pop up with the things people thought about them/what they would do to me written with them

[up2high]

Sometimes I scroll on upskirt websites to hope I see my cunt from underneath ❤️

[kotabutch]

looooove when a pretty femme is ALLL TALK. i mean super forward in texts, making eyes at you at dinner, yapping about all her favorite things while she holds your hand.

and then she can’t even form a sentence when you’re finally inside of her slowly taking her apart. cant even beg for what she wants.

“Awww poor baby. Look at you. Look how wet you got from just a couple touches. Awww don’t be shy now, princess. Oooh, soooo noisy. I’ve got you. Thank you for letting me see you like this.”

[wysteriajade]

Who wants to hear abt the dream i just woke up from?

So it was one of those worlds where u get a magic power once u turn 18, but i hadnt gotten mine yet. I was on stage performing infront of like 1000 people, including my ex in the audience btw.

Suddenly i started floating, cus my power is like flight, but i cant control it! So i float a bit off the stage, and my skirt also starts floating till its showing off my underwear to everyone AND covering my entire upper half.

It was the underwear im wearing currently which is a very revealing lilac thong, so they can see my entire ass, and I'm stuck up there for like 3 minutes unable to put my skirt down, and people are definitely taking and sharing pictures.

Anyway then i woke up and am now rubbing to that...

[wysteriajade]

Got Snapchat?

no ♡

[wysteriajade]

You’re a disgusting whore no one would marry a used up cum slut. All you’re good for is your holes & even then I bet they’re loose & used up already when you’re so young. You’re worthless

i am a virgin ♡

[benakillandimdungecee]

[skinnymoony7979]

Just make me furniture in my own home, bonus poits if the home its actually mine and u just live here rent free making me do all the work as u stay and whatch tv or play games the whole day.

Make me be ur foot stool as u whatch tv, a wardrobe to hold ur clouthes the whole day, a coffee table to put ur coffee and newspaper on me, a door mat, stepin on me everytime u come home and making me cleen ur shoes while ur steppin on me, a garbage can, so u just stuff all the random things in me when ur to lazy to go to the trash can, put wrappers in my pussy, ate apples, banana peals in my mounth and beer botles in my ass and make me hold all in. Maybe make me ur urinal and just piss in me for the whole day and shit on or in me

[wysteriajade]

Ive almost never been sexually harassed in public and that honestly so sad. Come on I take 4 different buses every day?? Like what is this am i not pretty enough? Have i just not noticed cus i always have headphones on and look at the floor? Ive only been catcalled twice, never been groped or followed or anything! :(

If anyone sees me irl feel free to grope me i have a freeze response to fear and wont report it

[wysteriajade]

Should I act dumber to appeal to men, or do they prefer to break a smart girl? 🤔

[twistingphenomenon]

My new coffee table comes with a designated slot for my remote.

[wysteriajade]

wish this were me 😍😭

[wysteriajade]

Ok so Im not saying Im into armpits, but if a strong sweaty jock wanted to shove my face into his I wouldnt be fighting back

I mean... he worked sooo hard he deserves a dumb little sweatrag ♡

[wysteriajade]

So I have this problem right, where sometimes I want to be obedient but instructions are simply too vague. Like I want to do it! I want to be a good girl! Just be more specific pleaseeeee.

For example, being told to kneel. There are lots of ways to kneel! Like a knight on one knee, the typical subby way of two knees, on hands and knees, or like prayer with your head to the floor!

Idk what you want from meeeeee

[sadclownsupportgroup]

if you see this while you're touching yourself you have to reblog it so everyone knows, them's the rules

[milkyhoneybee]

Okay but have you considered that I am so, so, so, so, so gropeable? That my tits are literally made for groping?

Maybe you should think really hard about that before you decide what to do next.

[wysteriajade]

I lived in a house with 5 guys and 1 girl at uni. By the end of the year she was casually fucking three of us. You wouldn't leave the other two out would you?

I am incapable of initiating anything, so I could flirt like crazy but unless those guys put on their big boy panties and asked me, I very much see them getting left out 😔