Sad Eyes on Happy Faces

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This is the winter of my discontent 

Indie multi-oc, semi-selective, contains mentions of dark themes

Rules - Inbox - Mun

Everything else is irrelevant

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[ Well, my laptop is toast for real this time. I'll only be available on discord until I can replace it. I'm sorry, guys :/ ]

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My mental state is: If you give me a long hug I might start crying.

[esausrpmemes]

Want to ship? Feel free to tell me straight off!

Yes, shipping does need chemistry between the two muses, but if you look at my muse and think ‘You know what, I’d like to ship my muse with theirs!’, feel free to tell me, even before we start threads!

I love having a direction/goal to work the characters towards – when I write fiction on my own, I like having goals and plot points, like romances, family and friend relationships, rivals and enemies.. why wouldn’t I like having the same with RP? RP is just collaborative fiction writing!

There’s no shame in liking ships, or even RPing for ships. There’s tons of people in the world who love to read romance novels, and no one tries to tell them that’s wrong or worse than liking mysteries, or fantasy adventure. Neither preference is wrong, it’s just that – a preference!

So please – if you want to ship, or work towards of ship, in any capacity : romance, family, friends, rivals, and everything in between – TELL ME! I’d love to see what we can come up with together!

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[ gonna try to get some replies done today hehe uvu ]

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“I can’t believe I got ding, dicked, ditched.” He can believe it, actually. At least the dick was good, too bad he didn’t get their number.

[alltherpthings]

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

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Is he helping this couple’s argument by dramatically strumming on his guitar? No. Is it entertaining? Yes, absolutely, it’s hilarious.

[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

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TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER!

FAVORITE COLOR :   green, blue, black

CURRENTLY READING :   The Song of Achilles

LAST SERIES :   Does watching Markiplier play The Forest with Bob and Wade count as a series--

LAST MOVIE :  Currently watching The Hobbit with the fiance

SWEET / SPICY / SAVORY :   All of the options in moderation

CURRENTLY WORKING ON :   Replies (I only have one rn) then being a menace on here and discord lmao

tagged by :   @bravehope (let’s be friends!!)

tagging :    Everyone on the dash cmon pspsps lemme know about YOU

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[ dusting off my inbox for honesty hour, ask my/any muse questions and shall be honest in answers uvu ]

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[ It’s my birthday owo ]

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do you survive the narrative?

no, no one did.

you were all doomed from the beginning , but by god the journey was beautiful wasn't it? the friends you made, the songs you sang all screamed one thing: I LIVED. who else can say that?

stolen from: @manxeaterx

tagging: you!!

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B for Liam

"Booze. As in, I need more booze before my buzz disappears." Yes, he's been drinking. Yes, he plans to drink himself rather stupid tonight like he does almost every other night. Damn the consequences, he'll just guzzle water like a fish in the morning to make up for the headache he is going to have.

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F for Iggy

"French toast~ Cover them in whipped crème and strawberries and it's literally the best food in the world. Perfect for breakfast, lunch or dinner. So much better than pancakes~!" He could really go for some right about now. Man, he's hungry as fuck!

[indiiesmemes]

send a letter of the alphabet for my muse to say the first word that comes to mind starting with that letter.

[hoziersbeloved]

I am, as the poets say, a menace to society.