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Art Challenge: 30 Important Expressions

Draw ‘em all, or have someone send you a character and a number… it’s your wonderland, Alice. Reblog, add your own. Have a good time.

hasn’t slept in 48 hours

tasted something gross

in a long, slow line at the DMV

listening to blind date talk about their ex

reading YouTube comments

favorite song just came on

song they hate just came on

had their favorite show spoiled

just fell in love (a.k.a. “Dreamweaver face”)

saw a wasp

had a fist fight (they won)

had a fist fight (they lost)

food coma

hello darkness, my old friend

“was that Batman?”

forgot what they were about to say

“oh no, they’re hot…”

their best friend’s cooking is not as good as they think

brainfreeze!

texted the wrong person

check out this box of kittens/puppies/bunnies/ducklings/whatever’s cutest to them!

their favorite TV show character dies

having an increasingly awkward conversation with Bob of Modus Operandi

parent/guardian is showing their baby pictures

stepped on a Lego

stepped on an Eggo… you know… the waffle

102 degrees indoors and there’s no A/C

watching the end of The Iron Giant… or maybe the opening to Up… or w-when Shadow is stuck in Homeward Bound…??

woken up out of a dead sleep

nailed it.

(some suggestions were lovingly crowd-sourced from kayzig samwisedamgee marianascosta geekysideburns briandanielwolf sarahfu and indigoats.com!)

skulldog

Let’s do this..feel free to toss me requests! My cast.

x-paperdragons-x

I will do this... At some point xD

toshio

touch me HARDER

captioned-miscellaneous-videos

Girl: “When he died, I was so sad that I would never hear that voice again. His laugh.”

Bunny: [deep laughter]

Girl: “His funny little requests.”

Bunny: [deep voice] “Touch me.”

Girl: “His reprimands.”

Bunny: [deep voice] “Touch me harder.”

hiddenskyrim

This Khajiit obviously just killed a dragon and absorbed his soul. I’m loving the armor.

thebitchwitch-blog

skywalkerlesbian-archive

can you imagine kylo becoming a walking meme. like storm troopers take selfies with him during his tantrums. and there’s a starkiller base group chat that has hundreds of pictures of kylo mid trip. and phasma has slideshows at trooper meetings of ‘kylo ren fuck ups.’

cumaeansibyl

someone please, please, PLEASE draw those two stormtroopers (you know the ones I mean) taking a selfie behind Kylo Ren’s back as he wrecks yet another console instead of sneaking away

dickmissiles

sent to commander phasma, ofc

fucktupiftrue

@spoksxnat

carudamon119

jeopardylesbian

“how do u sleep so much?” depression

“omg why do you stay up so late” depression

“how do you still manage to get everything done?” anxiety

culturenlifestyle

beatrixkiddos

thebestoftumbling

me as royalty

unfortunatesun

ARE U FUCKIN KIDDING ME

jdnvx

seasaltcat

WHAT ARE YOU I LOVE YOU

wildhorns

Jean Valjean stole some bread and everything went aRYE

horrorpunk

Bats love bananas.

almanoolho

Ok but why are musicals so fucking weird

Little Shop of Horrors: An alien plant arrives on 1960s Earth, convinces a man of feeding her a dentist, eats him and goes on a rampage for world domination. The Rocky Horror Picture Show: A pansexual alien transvestite builds a living sex toy, kills an undead delivery boy and is murdered by one of his servants after promoting a cabaret Floor Show on the basement of his spaceship-castle. Sweeney Todd: A barber and a piemaker are partners in crime. He’s a serial killer and she bakes meat pies filled with the flesh from his victims. Les Miserables: A man can’t find a decent job for being an ex-convict, breaks his parole and is stalked for the rest of his life by a police inspector. Wicked: Wizard of Oz fanfic that turns out to be better than the original material.