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Adam DeVine 32 year old in a 17 year olds body. Stand up comedian and a VERY serious actor. I like to talk about dicks. Literally dating the hottest chick in the universe. Succckkk itttt! [just a rp. sideblog]

[xadamdevine]

Sarah_Hyland: WHEN WE FIRST MET IS NOW ON NETFLIX I NEED WORK TO FINISH SO I CAN WATCH IT

ADAMDEVINE: @Sarah_Hyland I heard it's good.

[xadamdevine]

Sarah_Hyland: Some pretty sexy people in the When We First Met trailer 😍😍😍

ADAMDEVINE: @Sarah_Hyland Nothing like a time traveling hunk.

[xadamdevine]

AnnaKendrick47: @ADAMDEVINE Who??

ADAMDEVINE: @annakendrick47 Only.. the coolest guy ever?

[xadamdevine]

Sarah_Hyland: @ADAMDEVINE Honestly, I don't know.

ADAMDEVINE: @Sarah_Hyland I love us.

[xadamdevine]

AnnaKendrick47: That Chris Pine guy is alright.

ADAMDEVINE: @annakendrick47 adam devine*

[fateisnotastraightroad]

Alison Brie and Dave Franco at the 2018 Golden Globes

[xadamdevine]

Sarah_Hyland: Let's make eggnog and watch Christmas movies!! @ADAMDEVINE

ADAMDEVINE: @Sarah_Hyland why are we such couple goals???

[xadamdevine]

ADAMDEVINE: woke up singing we three kings and wanting eggnog. Wtf.

[xadamdevine]

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Happy birthday to my crazy beautiful sexy awesome girlfriend. I forgot it doesn’t count if you don’t post it on social media. I’m dating pretty much the coolest, prettiest, funniest chick alive and I don’t spend a day not knowing how lucky I am. I also don’t spend a day not trying to convince that yes she is actually dating me, but that’s another story. Happy Birthday, babe! I can’t wait to check out this list you made for me of surprises to get you! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 

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[xadamdevine]

DoveCameron: @ADAMDEVINE so you're allowed to have a boyfriend but your girlfriend can't have a wife??? What kind of injustice

ADAMDEVINE: @DoveCameron I never told her she can't have a wife??

[xadamdevine]

ADAMDEVINE: I miss my boyfriend #zadam

[xadamdevine]

ADAMDEVINE: I vote we change sexiest man alive to Ty Burrell 🔥 #daddy

[xadamdevine]

Sarah_Hyland: Angry at life right now.

ADAMDEVINE: @Sarah_Hyland the couple that stays annoyed together stays together. #couplegoals

[sarahjhylandd]

ice cream and nights in || hyvine

[xadamdevine]

sarahjhylandd:

@xadamdevine

Sarah had invited Adam around for a few since he had been off filming halfway around the country and she had been busy with  Modern Family. It was the premier of their ninth season and she was always nervous about this time. When she was younger, it went over her had but now she had an active online presence and she knew all too we about how mean people could be. Instead of going out, she opted for making him dinner and then curling up on the sofa. Sarah walked through to her lounge with a tup of ice cream and two spoons, giving one to Adam before sitting herself beside him with her legs draped over him. “You think when we watch the show tomorrow you’ll finally want to come back to us?” She teased, taking a spoonful of ice cream and putting it into her mouth. 

Adam loved going out and he loved getting to travel, but sometimes his favorite nights just consisted of being at home and doing ‘nothing.’ Those nights were even better when he was joined by the girl that he loved. Truthfully, Adam still couldn’t believe that Sarah was his girlfriend, but he tried not to question it too much or he’d go into a deep place in his mind that he didn’t want to go to. “Uhm, I already told you that I wanted to come back. You’re the one who started dating some old stale weather man,” Adam retorted, taking the ice cream from her and settling in as she laid her legs on him. “Don’t worry. As soon as I get a good break in my schedule, Andy is coming back for his girl. It’s endgame, as the kids say,” he replied, taking a spoonful of the ice cream and moaning as it melted onto his tongue. 

[sarahjhylandd]

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I mean, when the told me that Haley was getting a new love interest I totally misheard and thought I was getting that guy from Maroon 5 but instead this asshole showed up. I guess somewhere down he tricked me into liking him in real life or something?? Anywaaaay, happy birthday to this guy who brings me coffee and cronuts in bed and lets me eat half of his food when I order something I later reret at dinner. Love you, Adam Levine. Adam Devine is sometimes loveable too. 

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[xadamdevine]

[text from Anna] Happy birthday, Gramps!

[text]: Thanks, Grandma! 

@that-anna-chick

[xadamdevine]

[text] Happy birthday wife stealer.

[text]: Thanks, girl I’m slightly suspicious of.

@lovey-dovey-cameron