the hipster

Xander Collins, 20 years old, computer science major . ZETA PHI RHO ΖΦΒ

[xandergtfo-blog]

Hello guys! I know I haven't been on in four days, and in all honesty, I was trying to get my muse back but I don't think its going to happen, so this is where I must leave you all. I've had a wonderful time with this rp, and you all are wonderful people and talented rpers. If anyone has a personal blog and want to mutually follow each other or stay friends or somethingjust message me, my personal is located here.

[semi-sentient-blog]

No smoking before a meal. 

[makes waffles anyways]

So I added egg whites for extra crunchy and protein. Your skinny ass could use some extra pound. 

[xandergtfo-blog]

Food is so much better if you get high before you eat though. Honest truth. Don't know it until you try it man. Extra egg whites? What are you like, some cooking channel chef now or something? Not that I'm complaining, because it beats the sandwich I was gonna eat.

[legcndaryoutlaw]

Don’t ruin gaming for me, man. Have mercy.

[xandergtfo-blog]

I'm sorry man, I'm really not trying to ruin gaming for you.

[semi-sentient-blog]

[pets Xander’s head] Well you go freshen up. Lemme finish this game and I’ll whip you up something to eat, yeah? Pancakes or waffles?

[xandergtfo-blog]

Alright sounds like a good deal. You better make a lot of waffles though, because my brain is still tired and all I want to do is get high and eat.

[legcndaryoutlaw]

That’s a scary thought.

[xandergtfo-blog]

Be careful, I mean, I'm sure he started out the same way, and look at him now, he's an intense gamer.

[legcndaryoutlaw]

My excuse for video games all day?

[xandergtfo-blog]

You sound just like Andrew.

[liamvasile-blog]

Alright, this is one of the most boring fucking books in existence. I’m googling the information I need then throwing this in a fire.

[xandergtfo-blog]

What book is it?

[kplarchive]

Well.

[xandergtfo-blog]

Well, indeed.

[wcldside]

Nothing but peace and quiet the past week. I guess I should thank you all for that. Now the next step, getting each and every one of you off this campus.

[xandergtfo-blog]

Or theres a much easier way to do it, such as going off campus by yourself.

[jettrussell-deactivated20141101]

Holy shit, it just hit me. This past weekend really sucked..

[xandergtfo-blog]

Well hopefully next weekend will be better.

[phoebexprice]

Instagram is full of creeps.

[xandergtfo-blog]

And people obsessed with celebrities.

[xandergtfo-blog]

tmi tuesday

[maliapng]

        “It is, but it’s also time consuming too.”

[xandergtfo-blog]

Ugh. You with your being right all time. Still it might be worth the time for the money we could make.

[semi-sentient-blog]

Good cause I like your ass. What happened anyways, one joint too many?

[xandergtfo-blog]

Actually no, I was just doing studying for Algorithms, and I fell asleep. I blame it on the fact that I ran out of coffee.

[elissa-monroe-deactivated201504]

Mmm… I’d take it as a compliment. For now.

It is fun. I don’t know why I didn’t think of doing this sooner. I’m so much more relaxed. I would try water coloring while I’m high, but that’s a little too much. 

[xandergtfo-blog]

If you did water coloring while high, you'd probably become really famous or something.

[legrandarchive]

Uh-huh. Right, man. Whatever you say.

Did you at least finish whatever it is you were working on?

[xandergtfo-blog]

You're probably better off taking my word for it anyway. I was studying for algorithms, so you can probably see how that can put someone to sleep.

[semi-sentient-blog]

Well…

Checking wouldn’t help if you were actually dead. And mobs disappear after 10 seconds after they were killed, and you didn’t. Therefore my conclusion was, you were alright. Look how wrong I was. 

[xandergtfo-blog]

Okay, that makes no sense, but its okay. Lucky for you my ass is very alive.