Alexander

congratulations

[xanderhowlett]

“I mean I don’t know how new it is but it certain is a shit show,” Xander shook his head, “100% do not recommend viewing. It’s quite awful.”

[xanderhowlett]

“Then that settles that, what are you drinking?”

[xizziexsullivanx]

“I need a drink, someone to dance with, and no one to mention it to my parents.”

[xanderhowlett]

“I can drink, don’t really know about the dancing bit.”

[xanderhowlett]

to: open

Kimi: I need two burner phones, a night light, and an alarm clock and I need you not to ask why.

Kimi: Preferably sooner than later.

Xander: Kimi no

Xander: why?

[gidcons]

  ❛  AS MUCH AS i do love my house, i can’t believe summer is half gone and the most exciting thing i’ve done was finish monster world’s main story,  ❜  he half-joked.  ❛  have you had better luck?  ❜  

[xanderhowlett]

“I watched an episode of the Bachelor in Paradise and I lost few brain cells this fine summer,” Xander said jokingly, “I may have done worse.”

[xanderhowlett]

Do you have a crush on anyone right now??

“A lot of people here are just easy to crush on I can’t help it. Kim is really stunning. Izzy is so smart. This is quite the predicament for me.”

[xanderhowlett]

white milk or dark chocolate?

“This is an odd question, as the two things are quite different. Dark chocolate I guess.”

[xanderhowlett]

who’s your favorite sibling and why is it avery?

“Avery is my only sibling so therefore he must be my favorite....It’s not rocket science, and for some reason I kinda love that little dumbass.”

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

[xanderhowlett]

“I mean is there really any other kind?” he asked jokingly, taking the bag and dumping it in the bowl. “Don’t be scared, you’re an actual superhero.”

[xanderhowlett]

“Insane asylum, 100%, all of the spooks,” he answered, putting the popcorn bag in the microwave. “I’m hoping you like buttery popcorn.”

[xanderhowlett]

“That’s definitely noted Cassie Lang,” he replied with a smirk. “You find an episode and I’ll start the popcorn?”

[xanderhowlett]

“I will stay and protect you from and all ghosts, I swear,” Xander playfully raised his right hand, “And hey...I’ll pop popcorn too.”

[sofstrange]

“this is a very serious emergency” cassie said, looking over at the other person in the room, “i have no idea what movie to watch.”

[xanderhowlett]

“Well I am absolutely in a ghost adventures mood, so I nominate that instead of a movie.”

[xanderhowlett]

Kimi: simple

Kimi: I bring some vodka and grenadine and we attempt to be cool

Kimi: maybe different flavors of vodka for some variety

Xander: okay then....sign me up please

[xanderhowlett]

Haven: I mean, I'm looking at my coffee bags and none of them say hazelnut, so that answer is definitely a negative

Xander: that is massively disappointing, you're missing out on the best things dude

[xanderhowlett]

Kimi: with that attitude you definitely are

Kimi: alt, i bring the bar crawl to you

Xander: and how would you make that work