•Unapollogetically Me•

Yikes daddy.

[irlhumangirl]

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[whispertxt-deactivated20211217]

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

[irlhumangirl]

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

[whispertxt-deactivated20211217]

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

[swagneato]

my least favorite vowel is o

[sexandshitposts-deactivated2019]

mine is u

[swagneato]

[mentallyillfuck]

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

[lacrimis]

[thebootydiaries]

reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare

reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[amaranth-devl-deactivated201904]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

me when I fucking drink water

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

my look ? going through a hard time

[hereticalapothecary]

Tits out for Aphrodite