Waiting for paint to dry: A shitpost.
With the release of Gathering Storm Part II and its accompanying Triumvirate of Ynnead box set, fans of 40k are full of questions. What does this mean for the Eldar going forward? Is it significant that Haemonculi cannot be included in the Ynnari Warhost? Why can’t Black Guardians take Warlocks (seriously, what the fuck)?
The questions persist, but one in particular keeps being hotly debated in the most learned and distinguished philosophical salons of the GrimDark. A question that seeks to lay bare the truth of a key character.
Is Yvraine, Emissary of Ynnead, a magical girl?
Let us begin.
Magical cat? Check.
Magical weapon? Check.
Fabulous sparkly outfit? Check.
Impractical/ potentially impossible hairdo? Check.
Elaborate transformation sequence? Check.
Awkward relationship with an aloof male character who she is CLEARLY more capable than? Check.
We can clearly ascertain from this insightful analysis that yes, Yvraine is totally a magical girl.
