Misanthropic Metalhead Gamer Guy

Things happen here I think. You can ask me stuff I guess. Fluent in sarcasm and trying to not be a jerk. I usually post screenshots of whatever I'm playing with (supposedly) witty comments. Don't be an idiot, spell your words and read your facts. Beware of possible spoilers.

[nintendocafe]

Would you like to see Mother 3 on Nintendo Switch?

Art by danalynreyes

[dragonaut101-blog]

What kinda question is that?

Yes

[kasaron]

This gave me a seizure, so you all need to suffer it. 

[nightbringer24]

… uh… what?

[thottavius-rex]

Oh I get it now

[haarute]

Yeah but also let’s not ignore the fact that his profile picture is fucking Joseph Joestar

[mugiwarayoshi]

Moments before death.

[queenwhiskey]

[gaypussyretard]

GONE FOREVER

[trilllizard666]

Me, When Subhuman First Previewed In That Gamescom Trailer Teaser For Dante: Hey, this sounds kinda neat.

Me, When The First Version Of Subhuman With Eddie Hermida Came On: dude what the fuck is this

Me, When I Heard The Revised Subhuman With The New Vocals: YOU CANNOT KILL ME, I AM OMEGAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU CANNOT KILL ME, I AM SUBHUMANNNNNNN!

[dragonaut101-blog]

Yo where can I find it

[trilllizard666]

A Theoretical Devil May Cry/Castlevania Crossover

Dante: Whoops. I went a bit overboard there and broke that chair-

Julius: What?

Dante: What’s this a bag of- GOLD COINS?

Julius: Yes, for some reason, Dracula’s castles always seem to have money hidden in the walls and furniture- Where are you going?

Dante, sword out, viciously attacking any furniture he sees: DADDY NEEDS A NEW EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLAR JACKET!

[trilllizard666]

Video Game: *requires some level of dexterity and skill to complete*

Game Journalists: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Video Game: *has unconventional systems that you have to learn or even master before you can complete the game*

Game Journalists: A-ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY

Video Game: *is a faithful remake or a throwback to NES-N64 era games that were noted for being difficult*

Game Journalists: WHY CAN’T I JUST HOLD FORWARD AND PRESS ONE BUTTON AND GET ALL THE ACHIVEMENTS?!?!?!?! BAD GAME! VERY BAD GAME! 4/10

Video Game: *requires some critical thinking skills to succeed*

Game Journalists: WAAUGHHHHHHHHH MY HEAD HURT!

Video Game: *remake of a game that literal children were able to complete no problem*

Game Journalists: WHY CAN’T I COMPLETE THIS BABY GAME FOR BABIES! IT MUST BE BECAUSE THE GAME SUCKS!

[lazorgator]

If an enemy avoids getting hit by an Alolan Whip after having already grabbed them and making the ropes spawn (such as a change in their vertical position caused by a rising platform,) Incineroar makes this pose.

[smashheadcannons]

Hey op, face the truth

[aniki-kamina]

I’m shitting

[fostersffff]

Sae: Let’s say I believe you; that I believe any of this. What happened next?

Joker: Me and the weird fat guy teamed up to fight Dracula, and he farted so hard that Dracula died.

Sae:

[dragonaut101-blog]

Ya’ll know what time it is

[halflifegifs]

hi everyone, accidentally made something terrible again, sorry

[halflifegifs]

as it turns out when you find as many user created skeleton models as possible on the steam workshop and rig them all up at the same time it does result in an accurate and complete human skeleton

[dragonaut101-blog]

Not gonna lie. This is a good monster idea

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[trilllizard666]

you know, between things like bumblebee and dmc5 happening and giving massive fanservice to previous entries

it’s really fucking crazy how much you can get done and how much excitement you can stoke or instill just by working on something like the previous things without having naked contempt for the original source material, huh?

[danguy96]

So, you’re telling me that if you make a sequel or adaptation of something already has a pretty big pre-existing fanbase, and actually stick close to the elements which made the original source material so beloved, give a shit about the material you’re adapting, give loving shout-outs to the original or any predecessor which before your own adaptation/sequel, and don’t insult or mock half of the original pre-existing fanbase, there’s a good chance that *GASPS* you’ll please both the original fans as well as any potential new ones, thus getting more people interested in the franchise instead of driving them away?!

Such a novel concept!

[trilllizard666]

crazy innit

[dragonaut101-blog]

Haunter is way bigger than you think

Also I named him Purple Haze.

[dragonaut101-blog]

Uhhh

How.

[damnwyverngems]

New photo from the Monster Hunter Moive starring Milla Jovovich and Tony Jaa.

Dual weapon GS - BOW hunting style.

[gregguru453]

[trilllizard666]

ok

so why the fuck didn’t they actually lead with this image? this is actually starting to look like what you’d think a monster hunter live action movie would look like

[dragonaut101-blog]

Cool