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“You look like you drink milkshakes like they're water”
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(Posts are getting longer each day)
Edit: this post got flagged!?whyy!?
NEED a feeder that talks about me like a pet owner talks about their fat pets
“Oh, he’s not overweight, he’s just fluffy.”
“Overfeed him? No, I just leave food out and he knows how much he needs.”
“His health is fine, so what if he breaths a bit heavier and doesn’t move as much.”
“Yeah, he has to be careful on some of the furniture, TOTALLY not because he’s too heavy for them though, they’re just really cheap and flimsy is all.”
“The clothes I ordered for him are too tight, I guess the website’s sizes must be wrong.”
“He gets stuck in things sometimes but that’s just because they make everything smaller these days.”
“He has been getting a little rounder lately, but that’s just cause I’ve been too busy to take him out for walks as much.”
“When he’s a good boy, I give him extra treats, and my little angel is always a good boy.”
“Who cares if he’s fat, it just makes him cuter.”
#1 fastest folding chair ever fold
A fat camp where you can only leave after gaining 100lbs. After stuffing yourself silly for weeks on end, pushing past all your limits, you’ve finally done it; there’s the door. But as you waddle through something stops you. You try again, but your waist is caught. Those new wide jiggling hips, the big round butt you’ve gained: they can’t fit through the door frame. You hear laughter, and feel a resounding swat as a slap on the rump sets your new fat in motion.
“So pleased you’ve decided to stay a little longer. Don’t worry, there’s a simple solution to your predicament.”
You sink to your knees, still stuck, as a trough is pulled toward you. “Just eat til you burst the frame. We’ll keep you entertained in the meantime.”
You feel a pleasant buzzing behind, as you pitch face first into the trough.
🤤
It seems the next generation of Fat Boyfriends are as eager to please as ever!
I recently found this gem from January 2011, more than 15 years ago! What a throwback...and maybe something more? 😉
Much more fun than hand warmers 😘
ways to say gaining weight that I find incredibly hot:
fattening up
ballooning out
swelling up
plumping up
stretching out
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(if you want to read everything, here's the links...!)
The Beginning
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Margrave Gautier and Duke Fraldarius
ok, brainworm time...this will be a bit of a long one
so idk how many of you are familiar with the f/ire e/mblem series, but these two are from the t/hree houses title--sylvain jose gautier and dorothea arnault. sylvain is infamous in-game for being a serial womanizer, flirting with just about anything that moves...though it stems from a sense of self-loathing and misanthropy as a result of the crest system that virtually controls the country. he was born with a crest--a symbol of power that imbues him with some degree of literal power and the ability to wield powerful weapons. his crest-less older brother tried to kill him at least once over this fact. he's well aware that most people he's met and the ladies that propose to him only value him for his bloodline and his crest.
dorothea, on the other hand, is a street-urchin-turned-songstress at the most renowned opera house in the country, attending the officer's academy in hopes of finding a noble (or someone well-off at least) to secure her future. she quickly sees through sylvain in their supports--but also sees a bit of a kindred spirit in him. she has no crest, but was highly desired only for her looks and voice during her time with the opera.
these two are among the few pairings in the game that i get particularly unwell about because they just seem to match each other so well.......they want to see each other for who they plainly are. (and i like to put sylvain in a jar, shake him around and observe him, i think he's so fascinating)
in their support conversations, they talk about how they would stay with each other until they're an old grandma and grandpa...to get to really know each other and have that real connection they've both been craving their whole lives.
and so. that led me to a thought. during the management of the gautier territory and attempts to reconcile with the territory and people at the northern border, he...puts on a little weight. it gets very cold where they live, so it wouldn't be too uncommon for him to get a little heavier every winter, right? (me treating him like he's a bear trying to hibernate 0///0)
in short order, dorothea discovers she likes it. sylvain, heartened by the discovery and then subsequently distracted by his duties, exits the winter significantly heavier than he was the year before...letting himself get spoiled by his beloved and wise wife (domesticated, she would half-jokingly call it)
i have little short stories and vignettes i'd like to write for the different scenes i drew...i'll post those separately as i finish them, but i wanted to put all of these together for progression's sake. i have another set of these in mind as well, but i wanted to share these because i was having so much fun........
oh my god.............. oh my god......................... my homepage suggested this.................................................... oh my GOD
I’ve been rifling though my old artwork and am actually shocked how much there is. I especially like this old one of J+E, it captures them both well :) #jakeandeve
He should know by now she loves to cook for him.
World building I guess ??
Eve’s forwardness is one of Jake’s favorite things about her, but she’s not as good with subtlety… #eveandjake