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Anna Kendrick. 32. Pale, awkward and very very small. Form an orderly queue, gents. You can find me by the food.

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bcllahcdids:

You’re speaking my mind! High heels make you powerful, like you can stomp on anyone.. also the height difference. That is the only pros. I’ll only bring dry foods because those don’t expire.

You’re one hundred percent right. The pro of high heels is being able to feel like you’re on top of the world. Fiiiine. I guess I can accept dry food only. It’s better than nothing.

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josephdnces:

Maybe. There have been rumors. I only saw the lovable side but maybe they just loved me. Who knows? Anna Kendrick said I was special. I’m on cloud 9 and I didn’t before but now I do believe in myself. Bless you. You are. You can get a pass this time. Just give me an extra exciting story next time, okay? Ohhhh, good joke. They actually are here with me funny enough but you did just lowkey admit I was good looking so taking that W and running with it. 

I guess animals adore you. I don’t really blame them. I’m so glad I could make you belief in yourself! I feel like your Fairy Godmother or something. What other magic can I do? I appreciate the free pass. I promise I won’t let you down again. Are they really? So I could’ve tricked you. Damn, I should’ve believed in myself. Run like the wind, Bullseye! 

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lojcuregui:

You’re all so incredibly talented I honestly felt inferior. Oh stop it’s just the truth. 

Oh, please. You’re crazy talented! I wish I had those dance moves. You would make Michael Jackson jealous. 

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awgzkrth:

          —- But, mom, I do not want money. I want happiness among all and to make friends with all the kids in the neighborhood. The fact that that quote sounds like something I would say 24/7 makes it ten times better, not going to lie.

Are you kidding me? I didn’t raise you like this! We want power in this family. The stuff about never listening to my workout playlist? It’s so bad. I wish I was the kind of person that actually cared about fitness. 

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stevenamell:

Woke up this morning and my first initial thought was to grab my phone and see how lively Twitter was last night. Long story short, I flat out forgot I’m on social media break, since yesterday really, so imagine my surprise for a split second when I saw all my shit blackened out on my Twitter. I’m not sure what was in the drinks last night but I’ll definitely need me some more of that stuff tonight.

At least my daughter walked in to sing me a couple Frozen Broadway songs, then turned around and walked right back out to go back to bed for another hour. She’s just the best.

How’s everyone else doing today? Probably not as hungover as I am. I’m willing to bet a free box of Nocking Point goods on it.

Why couldn’t you see your Twitter? Did you deactivate it for your social media break? That’s probably a good idea since it’s a pain in the ass to reactivate just to fuck up your break. Your daughter sounds like someone I’d absolutely hang out with. Though I feel like she has to be young, so maybe not... I wish I was hungover as you are ‘cause it sounds like you had a great time. What were you drinking and where can I get it?

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bcnsons:

You know, I’m thankful for the fact that there’s so many ways that I can eat potatoes. Baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, diced potatoes, and so on. You get what I’m saying, pals?

Can I get an Amen up in this bitch? Potatoes are a true gift from whatever higher power has power over food. 

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hwlandskeet:

I still don’t know how to feel when I open up my Instagram notifications and have the word ‘daddy’ thrown at me from every corner. The next time it’s gonna happen, I’ll just tell them they’ve got the wrong guy. I’ll just direct them Lili’s way and let her deal with all of that – she can handle it better. I guess I’m just getting too old for all of this nuisance and the whole new internet talk. Anyway, I feel like introductions are in order, right? I’m Skeet Ulrich and I don’t know how teenagers work, despite having two teenagers myself. 

I think it’s meant to be a compliment? I really have no idea though. I just let my fans call me mom and hope they don’t take that as a sign to call me when they get arrested or need some inspiration. What’s up, Skeet? I’m Anna! And I have no idea how teenagers work either, man. I feel you on that. 

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hcurly:

An icon? I don’t know about that, but I’m blushing.

You take super fashion risks and look amazing either way. I’d definitely call that an icon! Psh, nothing to blush over. Embrace it.

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bcnsons:

Exactly. All we do is throw out an idea and they’ll do the rest for us. Before we know it, we may just have a whole bunch of bed jobs on the rise. I’m putting all my faith into this one. Isn’t that the best part, though? Then we know for sure that our bond is forever unbreakable.

Between the Pretty Little Liars fans, and the Pitch Perfect fans, we have ourselves a little army. We can pretty much take over the world now. It really is! Can we rush it or do we have to let it all happen organically? I personally don’t have the patience for that shit. 

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kxcassidyx:

Today I turned my Tuesday into a Sunday, and by that, I mean I wasted my whole day binge-watching Animal Kingdom, which I never knew was so good, and swimming. I had a whole do-to list full of crap that needed to get done . But did it, of course not! Today I just needed my Sunday. 

Sounds like a beautiful Sunday Tuesday to me! How was Animal Kingdom? I’ve heard great things about it, but I’ve never seen it. Maybe I should follow in your footsteps and make tomorrow my Sunday. 

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zvc-efron:

I keep getting asked to do more movies with Hugh, so the ladies can continue looking at him. What about me?! 

What about us? What about everything we’ve been through? 

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colferftw:

 The only reason I even order frappes anymore is mostly for their whipped cream. You know Starbucks does have a nice frappe collection but when they put chocolate on the cream – called me SOLD. ( so good! ) 

If you want just the whipped cream, you can always order a “Puppaccino” and get just a tiny cup of it. It’s usually free since they assume it’s for your dog. Though it obviously doesn’t come with the chocolate on top. 

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90s-daisy:

Okay here is the thing truth bomb and all that shit. I wouldn’t class myself as bi or pansexual because I have never had the urge to be in a relationship romantically with another woman, not to say that I may one day meet the woman of my dreams and that may all change, but I can not tell you the number of times I have thought holy fuck that lady is fucking fit I would love to have sex with her and worship that body of hers. My point is it’s pride month and wherever you sit on the Kinsey scale love is love and also lust is lust be comfortable being who you are embrace whatever and whoever turns you on and embrace who makes your heart race. Just don’t lead anyone on to believe something about you that isn’t true in regards to how serious you are about them, the truth will come out eventually and probably hurt you both. That’s my two cents. 

Happy pride month. 

I absolutely love you, and agree with all of this. I feel like we, as women, need to start being more casual about telling other women how hot they are. Lift each other up and all that shit. I applaud you for this little truth telling. 

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barrellhq:

It does sound insane when I think about doing it all, but it’s going to be a great time! Yeah, I’m excited for all the exploring and new experiences I’ll get! Haha, those are some of my favorite trips too, don’t worry.

I’m sure you’ll have a great time since you’ll be a pro! I’ve yet to watch your show, don’t hate me. But it’s definitely on my list of things to watch. I just never seem to have time to actually watch things, though I talk about watching shit constantly. I’m glad you understand!

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queencunderwood:

I know Summer hasn’t even officially started yet, but I’m already wishing it was fall again. Don’t get me wrong - I love the warm weather but I’d just love to be able to take my kid to the park without turning into a human sweat monster. Anywho, hey! I’m Carrie and if you vote for me in all four CMT Music Awards categories I’m nominated in, I’ll bake you cookies. I promise.

I’m with you, sister! I absolutely hate sweating and don’t think humans should have to do it. I need that in between weather of cool enough to be outside and comfortable, but not cold enough that you need a jacket. I’ll vote for you in every single CMT category! Now, where are my cookies?

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reinhartslxli:

I’m going to America’s biggest night of fashion tonight and I couldn’t be more excited. Me, the queen of basic tees and jeans scored an invite. It’s an incredible honor and I hope I make everyone proud with what I’m wearing. The older I get, the more of an interest in different looks I have. I think I’ll always be a simple style kind of girl but it’s so much fun to try on pretty dresses. I’m weak for a pretty dress. And I might get to meet the Olsen twins! It’s just going to be a great night all around. Anyone have any exciting events coming up that they want to gush over with me?

Wait, what’s America’s biggest night of fashion? Am I totally lame for not knowing what the big event is? I’d probably wear sweatpants on the red carpet if I didn’t have a stylist. I’m very happy for you though! You seem excited to attend so I hope you have a good time. Get that pretty dress on and show the fashion world what you’ve got. I have an exciting event that’s taking place on my couch, but that’s it for me. 

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yostyles:

I’ve never been very good with the whole introduction thing but you’re supposed to talk about what you like, right? That’s what I’m gonna do. If I could, I’d go to Disneyland every day just to get a churro and dole whip float. That would legit be my meal every day if I didn’t have to worry about fitting into my costumes once in a while. What about you? What’s your favorite Disney food? And if you’ve never been, shame on you. You need to go. I’ll take you. Oh, and I’m Stephanie for those that don’t know me.

We technically don’t know each other, even though I know who you are, so I’ll say hey, I’m Anna. If I had to choose just one or two Disney foods, I’d probably cry. ‘Cause I legit go to Disney just for the food and the villains. You’re super right about the dole whip float, but I have to also add that the grey stuff really is fucking delicious.