don't be like the rest, darling

ashley victoria benson. XXVIII.i wanna be rich and i want lots of money. i don't care about c l e v e r, i don't care about funny. i want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds. i heard people d i e while they're trying to find them. and i'll take my clothes off and and it will be shameless cause everyone knows that's how you get f a m o u s. i'll look at the sun and i'll look in the mirror. i'm on the right t r a c k, yeah i'm on to a winner.

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reinhartslxli:

I don’t remember them but knowing me, they were rated NC-17. I misbehave all the time, I should constantly be in timeout. Where do we locate the ‘shrooms? Just wander into a random forest and find them?

Okay, why is that me? My thoughts always get aboard the dirty train. I think we may both belong in timeout so we’ll hold hands and sit in the corner together. I really... don’t know. But maybe it’s worth a shot and finding out.

[bcnsons]

iduclipa:

The skills we need in life are more along the lines of how to pay taxes, how to buy a house and how to take a fucking perfect nap. Confirmed.

Yas girl. They just need to start offering classes for all of the above. I think we’d all function a little better with more resources available.

[bcnsons]

elizajanetc:

We would, and then we’d get sick of each other. Which wouldn’t be good for so many reasons, so we don’t want that. You should catch up, I hear that Alicia girl is a badass and looks damn good in a plaid shirt. I might be a little biased though. All of you are going to need to use all the skills in the world to keep my alive, otherwise I’ll be dead in minutes.

Absolutely not. We’d all have to isolate ourselves and just fall into a bigger hole of madness. I feel like I’m watching so many shows at this point I just can’t remember all of them and that’s why I fell behind. But obviously I love strong female characters so I’m going to kick my ass in gear and catch up. Listen, there will be no dying. Not on my watch. So I’ve got you, even if I’m using all my high heels as weapons.

[bcnsons]

kjapayo:

I need to make a point to watch his entire filmography, I feel like there’s so much that I haven’t seen. You and me both. Or like Vince Vaughn, that’s my favorite actor right there. Wait, so you’re saying the baby is evil? That’ll give me nightmares about mine and Gigi’s baby being evil, probably not for the best until after the baby is born. 

Right?! He’s been acting for so many years that I feel like it would take forever to get through it all. But I think I’d be also willing to do it myself. Vince Vaughn is a pretty cool dude, I can’t lie. Yep, the baby is evil. It’s literally the child of Satan or something like that. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen the movie. I’m sure your guys’ kid is definitely not going to be evil so I wouldn’t even worry about it. But it’s probably safer not to watch it anyway.

[bcnsons]

simplyhemmoluke:

“So,Today I was walking around Hollywood enjoying the weather and a fan came up to me asking how it felt to be a top selling band of our generation. I told them I didn’t know because I didn’t pay attention to any of that.Is it bad that I don’t pay attention to any of that? Anyways,I’m Luke Hemmings. I’m in a band called 5 Seconds Of Summer and I really like Skittles.”

That’s not bad at all! It just means you really love what you’re doing so you don’t feel the need to really think about all that. Nice to meet you, Luke! I’m Ashley and I could really go for some Skittles right now after that. I haven’t had them in awhile.

[bcnsons]

vikanderhq:

I love Catfish so much, I would even say it’s one of those shows that is worth setting an alarm for so you don’t miss it because they keep getting crazier and crazier and never fail to entertain, but I don’t understand these people. They go and meet people on the internet and fall in love only to find out that it’s not actually them and you feel so betrayed and heartbroken, but I keep noticing that the same people are getting back on Catfish that were already on. I was watching an episode last night where this guy Catfished another guy a few seasons back and now he’s back on the show asking for help to find this guy he met again online. I mean, is it that hard to get the message across that maybe meeting people online isn’t a good idea, especially if they don’t want to meet up anywhere when you ask them to or won’t FaceTime with you? I will never understand and will always think about the worse case scenario when it comes to talking to people you don’t know through the internet because i’ve heard horror stories and they just freak me out. But anyways, do you think if people were using your pictures for profiles to meet people online that people would fall for it? I feel like no one would know who I am and would, but who knows. 

Girl, same. Like some of these episodes are just so crazy. I haven’t watched Catfish in awhile because I’ve found myself getting hooked on other shows that I almost forgot it existed. I have to say my favorite episode is where this girl was pretending be the rapper Lil Bow Wow. She literally sent the girl she was catfishing ten thousand bucks. Obviously she refused to video chat so you would think someone would see that as red flag, but Lil Bow Wow was the girl idol so I suppose in that situation ignorance is bliss. It just seems like it takes a lot of effort and energy to catfish and I don’t understand how anyone has the time for that. I know I definitely couldn’t do it because my guilty conscience would start to eat away at me at some point!

[bcnsons]

bcllahcdids:

Has anyone fall victim to insomnia? In fact, it’s been consistent for me these few days. I’m mad at myself staying up until five in the morning yesterday watching Dynasty, and it’s ruined me completely. I’ve grown immune to sleep, it’s not even a choice in my mind anymore. Not sure how I came to terms with it, but I realized when I was attempting to sleep. I’m debating to use sleeping pills or something that can help. Any suggestions besides music?

You’re definitely not alone, there. It’s been awhile since I’ve dealt with it however I barely feel like I’m alive when it hits me. You just kinda feel like a zombie going throughout the day. Sleeping pills could definitely work but If I find myself in that position now I usually start reading a book and it knocks me out pretty quickly. 

[bcnsons]

linzzmcrgcn:

It’s hard to believe that a week ago I was in Rhode Island seeing my family for the first time in months. Since then, I’ve squeezed in a quick trip to Boston for some work and then Vegas cause, you know, two of your close friends don’t get married everyday and what better way to celebrate? I’ve basically been running on 4th of July themed food, coffee, and shots all week. Once I’m back home, my bed and I will become very well reacquainted until filming starts back up again which I don’t even remember when that is but I promise I’m a very responsible adult. But what’s up everyone? I’m Lindsey Morgan. I play an often tortured little bird on some CW show and am the president of the Emily Bett Rickards fan club - even have the t-shirt to prove it. 

Sounds like you’ve had quite the eventful week! More so than I can say for myself at this point. But hey, you enjoy that coffee and those shots, girl. I’ve been trying to wean myself away from coffee for awhile but I can say it’s working out pretty horrible. I think I’ve truly become dependent on it to survive at this point. I think we’re all responsible adults here, pft. Nice to meet you, Lindsey! I’m Ashley.

[bcnsons]

reinhartslxli:

There’s so many innuendos I could make of that..but I won’t. I’ll behave. I say we find some shrooms, we drink some tea and we have adventures in Wonderland.

Nu uh. Now that you’ve said it, you need to spill those dirty thoughts. It’s okay to misbehave a little sometimes. Ooh, I’m all in. I haven’t had a good adventure in a long time.

[bcnsons]

kjapayo:

No one should ever. What’s he even up to these days? I don’t think I’ve seen something with him in it in awhile. I’m assuming that it has something to do with a baby? Tell the baby isn’t like a demon or something. That’d be creepy and sad. We’re going to change the whole game, awards will be given and named after us. 

As far as I know, he’s still alive, thriving and being an amazing actor. I hope to be the same way when I reach his age. Basically - that’s what it is. This woman is pregnant and she suspects an evil cult is trying to take the baby for their ritual. Turns out, it’s not the cult she needs to worry about but actually the baby. So it is very creepy and sad. Oh hell yeah. Just picture me saying that in Jenna Marbles voice.

[bcnsons]

elizajanetc:

We wouldn’t, everything would be bored and predictable. This way, we’re able to always have a good time together. Let’s hope my fiancee has learned enough from being on Fear the Walking Dead, and then she can keep us all safe. If she doesn’t, I’ll die within a day. I’m not made to survive situations like that. 

Living with so much predictability would be awful. I think we would all go crazy eventually from it. Right, duh. I totally forgot. I haven’t watched Fear The Walking Dead in awhile that I almost forgot about it. I feel like a fake fan ‘cause I used to religiously watch it. Maybe I’ll even be able to put to use my own skills that I’ve learned from watching both shows. Maybe. I don’t necessarily think I’m made to survive such situations either.   

[benzosdaily]

[bcnsons]

iduclipa:

I feel like it’s a class I’d take. It’s a skill that I’d use way more often than I use math and I took classes in that for over a decade of my life, so it makes sense. Anything that makes me feel like a female boss, I’m all for it.

Same here. I just want to develop some more helpful real life skills. I think anyone could find that info more useful than anything we ever learned in school, let’s be real here. Right? Anything that brings female empowerment! 

[bcnsons]

reinhartslxli:

We’ll be like Alice and The Mad Hatter. You’re Alice. Let’s host a tea party.

Yas girl. Now we just gotta find our way to down under.

[bcnsons]

kjapayo:

And don’t forget about Sir Anthony Hopkins, what a guy he is. I actually don’t think I’ve seen that one. I hear a bunch of references to it on stuff all the time though, so maybe I should watch it one day. That’s the goal! We’ll make it happen. I can’t wait to see this script.

Of course! How could we ever forget about him? He truly made one of the best villains of all time. If you ever get a chance to check it out, definitely do! The whole basis of it is quite disturbing but it’s brilliant. The whole world doesn’t know what’s gonna hit them once this movie comes to light.

[bcnsons]

elizajanetc:

Exactly, otherwise we’d be carbon copies of each other and that’d just be no fun. It depends on what you’re freaking out over on if I’ll be level headed. Something like a wedding? I got you. But if we’re talking about an apocalypse or something, I’ll be freaking out with you.

I don’t think we could ever enjoy life as much if we were all just carbon copies of each other. Listen, if the apocalypse happens we’re all going to be freaking out. Anyone who thinks they’re prepared - they’re really not, because what if you just wake up one day and look outside to find the dead walking around? That would freak anyone out. 

[bcnsons]

hcurly:

Good plan. It’s a dark place to be. Now that you’re back on track, what have you been up to? Doing well, I hope.

Nothing too exciting, sadly. I wish I could bring something interesting to the table and tell you I went mountain climbing or something along those lines.